My favorite of Your Text Spoken

I'm Like Q*BERT

Please Bring Money

The Moral of Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory

I Waved My Hands In The Air Like I Just Didn’t Care

Cops Just Busted This Cop Rave

A McNug Is Only As Good As It's Sauce

A Big Congrats To Beth!

Because You Believed

Thanks To Obamacare

Wake Up Sheeple!

How Would You Like Your Steak, Sir?

LOBSTERFAUST

Imagine You Know A Guy Named Gary

Don't Forget To Grab A Toothpick

OPEN UP THIS IS THE POLICE

Twitter Is The High-Fructose Corn Syrup Of Comedy

Eternity

I Recommend Carjacking

Target

Nicknamed My Girlfriend "Splenda"