kiss off (violent femmes)

Monday morning eating checkers fine fast food
It doesn't matter cuz i dropped out of school
Then I saw you driving a fucking car
Then I thought “fuck this is your neighborhood”

Who the hell do you think you are
Driving a fucking car
A year ago you didn't drive a fucking car
Your car looks like fucking shit 
Where’d you get it
fucking craigslist
Or some shit
You're such a fucking dork
Holy shit you're such a fucking dork

I don’t even wanna eat this anymore
Then I remember you didn't eat any pork
Or any animal products as a matter of fact
Fuck it i'm eating 12 of these burger whole

Who the hell do you think you are
Driving your fucking car
You must think you’re so goddamn cool
But 2 years ago you were still in school
Why does everyone need to give their name
To the government
I hope you floor it off a cliff
But you live so your mom has to pick you up

Cardemo

Test

Monday morning eating Checkers fried fast food. It doesn't matter 'cause I dropped out of school. And then I saw you driving a fucking car, and then I though "FUCK! This is your neighborhood!" Who the hell do you think you are? Driving a fucking car. A year ago you didn't drive a fucking car, and your car looks like fucking shit. Where'd you get it, fucking craigslist or some shit? You're such a fucking dork, holy shit! You're such a fucking dork. I don't even want to eat this anymore, but then I remembered you didn't eat any pork or any animal products as a matter of fact. Fuck it, I'm eating this fucking cheeseburger whole. Who the hell do you think you are? Driving a fucking car. A year ago you didn't drive a fucking car, and your car looks like fucking shit. Where'd you get it, fucking craigslist or some shit? You're such a fucking dork, holy shit! You're such a fucking dork. Who the hell do you think you are? Driving your fucking car. I bet you think you're so goddamn cool but a year ago you were still in school. Everyone has to give their name to government. I hope you floor it off a cliff, but you live so your mom has to come and give you a ride.

I'll ask you kindly, please show some teeth. I'll ask politely, remind me why I'm still breathing. I'll ask you kindly, it might be much, but please be happy. I'll ask, I'll ask. I'm just barley sitting still, just fucking overjoyed and overwhelmed, that you're here, breathing air.

安心, 安心 (Be Happy)

My dreams are all dead and buried. Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode. When God comes and calls me to his Kingdom, I'll take all you sons of bitches where I go. Get your yanky ass off my property. I don't care if the bank gave you a deed. This farm has been ours for generations. Since we fought back those sneaky Japanese. My dreams are all dead and buried. Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode. When God comes and calls me to his Kingdom, I'll take all you sons of bitches where I go. She run off and took our only chicken. When I broke jail the house was burnt and bare. The Japs moved the plant back to Osaka. Sometimes life just don't seem that fair, but I don't care cause: My dreams are all dead and buried. Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode. When God comes and calls me to his Kingdom, I'll take all you motherfuckers where I go. Where I go. 

(I'm allowed to say 'Jap' I am one)

SQUIDBILLIES THEME SONG

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FUCK BEER
FUCK WEED
FUCK TINDER
FUCK CHILL
FUCK PORN
FUCK NEW YORK
FUCK LA
FUCK CHECKERBOARD PATTERNS
FUCK THE MIDWEST
FUCK MY JOB
FUCK CASUAL SEX
FUCK THE 561
FUCK EVERY CAMO JACKET DIPSHIT KID I HAD THE GREAT FUCKING DISPLEASURE OF HAVING TO STAND AROUND WHILE I PRETENDED TO LIKE SOME FUCKING POP PUNK BAND PLAYING

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