Life isn’t awesome at all but this is a nice song

life is pretty awesome, because this released on my bday...

There are two kinds of commenter. . . Awesome song BTW!

* WHEN THOSE GODDAMNED TWATS SEE WHAT A GUY LIKE ME CAN DO...
* THE DEVS WILL MAKE THE GLONK 2!
* NOW WITH BLAST PROCESSING AND 3D LEVELS! 
* HAH! HAHAHA!
* AND YOU LADS WILL BE MY PLAYTESTERS!
  (Glonk uses the power of the Golden Armor to transform into GOLDEN GLONK)
* FINALLY, I'M WITH THE TIMES! THEY'VE JUST *GOT* TO ADD ME TO SMASHING FIGHTERS NOW...
* AND... THE GLONK 2 MIGHT NEED A LITTLE MORE "SOUL", INNIT ! ! ! 

Glonk's "Super" form. Watch out for his out-of-place realistic gun! Probably utilizes the Blue Soul. The arena is you and Glonk flying through space.

Glonk starts off with numerous "lives" that comically fly out of him if you FIGHT him. 
To SPARE him, you need to convince him that he is just a has-been mascot that nobody remembers, and he ends up taking his "game over" with grace.

His final attack would be a really difficult platforming section that involves some cool early '90s 3D effects.

* THE POWER OF NEO BLAST PROCESSING... RIGHT AT MY FINGERTIPS...
* AHA HA! GLONK DOES WHAT DELTA-NERDS DON'T!
* LOOK, KRIS!! SEEMS LIKE I'VE HAD A SMOOTH TRANSITION TO 3D!!!

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Glonk and his music were made by someone on /utg/. NOT MINE. Purely for archival purposes with a little bit of my headcanon sprinkled in to fill in some blanks.

GOLDEN GLONK

original by kiwiquest (i believe)
made in june
image by danimodder

A Feral Beast Attacks! - arranged

* Despite your better judgement. You dip your finger in the substance leaking from the bunker.
* ...
* You don't need to be here right now.

snd_smilebrighter

Throwaway

* ARLECCHINO - The fool with a shattered mind, he bows to no one who can't outplay him.

* Driven by interminable CHAOS, but every game has an end, so don't give up...!

MAD MAROTTE (Ft. R. V. Pine)

Creating Freedom

CREATIVE FREEDOM by: R.V Pine, lex3x, and xnq
https://soundcloud.com/dr-fansong-thing/creative-freedom

FLP I used by: @m-f-deer

Voices lines that I used by: @m-f-deer, @michibry, and https://x.com/mintysilvis

CREATIVE FREEDOM (COVER V2)

[[ Play Spamton Wars Now, Free On Pipis 3 ]]

This track was commissioned by Rosie Cat!

Commission me here - ko-fi.com/cianeatsgrass

thumbnail provided by rosiecat - https://soundcloud.com/yagirlrosie

https://x.com/theRose77636705/media

life is awesome i think

jay !!

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