"hello, dude...
is this thing on...
you're making me laugh.. stop.. (ha ha)
anyways so, yea
jesus and i, we decided to write a song
so merry freak'n christmas everybody!!" (hahahaha)


here we come a' carol'n
we're sing'n a stupid song (you so stoopid)
we're take'n a message to santa 
if you wish to come along (come on everybody)
nah na-nah nah na-nah, nah na-nah nah na-nah, 
nah na-nah na-nah na nah

the tree is burning brightly (ooh fire)
the presents in the glow 
the egg nog goes down smoothly 
pour me a little more (ya can i have some of that)
nah na-nah nah na-nah, nah na-nah nah na-nah, 
nah na-nah na-nah na nah

the holiday is itching (eew)
i can't stop the scratch,  
the stockings are empty
what the eff is up with that? (what?! no presents?)
nah na-nah nah na-nah, nah na-nah nah na-nah, 
nah na-nah na-nah na nah

the buzz is building brightly (ooh a buzz)
i think its time to go, 
if i dont get a present
im gonna puke the floor (nasty, pukey)
nah na-nah nah na-nah, nah na-nah nah na-nah, 
nah na-nah na-nah na nah

merry xmas, feliz navidad, 
all those good things..
blah ba-blah ba-blah

rippyonbass