On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Mothmen, Veronica's weirdly helpful economics lesson, and saying goodbye to Earl.

"Chapter 83: Fire In The Sky"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk their new favorite character Chic, the ever-present Army Man, and Hiram's super consistent plan. See ya in July!

"Chapter 86: The Pincushion Man"

It's the Season 5 finale! On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss the casino no one wants, Barchie 3.0, and all those witches...

Thanks for listening everyone! We'll be back soon...

"Chapter 95: RIP (?)"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Veggie's healthy conversation, the potential Barchie baby, and the Mevin reunion.

"Chapter 107: In the Fog"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk time bubbles, adult Baby, and comet drama.

"Chapter 116: The Stand"

On the Season 6 finale of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin chat time travel, Jabitha, and Archie's hero complex. 

Thanks for hanging out with us, ya'll! It's been a blast. See you in Season 7!!!!

"Chapter 117: Night of the Comet"

We're back! And it's the '50s?! John and Kaitlin return from a long hiatus to discuss Veronica name dropping James Dean, Archie's new hair and, of course, time travel.

"Chapter 118: Don't Worry Darling"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin realize how little they know about sock hops, discuss Veronica's insane dating games and talk Ethel's passion for horror comics and Jughead.

"Chapter 119: Skip, Hop and Thump!"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss the state of Riverdale's health class curriculum and that long awaited conversation between Jughead and Veronica.

"Chapter 120: Sex Education"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Charchie, Vughead and homemade pregnancy tests.

"Chapter 121: Love and Marriage"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk beheadings, B and V mess arounds, and Charchie sex.

"Chapter 122: The Tales in a Jugular Vein"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Choni, rat fink Frank and Jughead's refusal to be chill in any situation.

"Chapter 123: Peep Show"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, it's all about dirty dancing, baby...and features a very special guest!

"Chapter 124: Dirty Dancing"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Reggie's hoop dreams, Archie discovering racism and the death of Jughead's latest father figure.

"Chapter 125: Hoop Dreams"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Lolita, 4D movies and whatever the heck is up with Alice.

"Chapter 126: Betty & Veronica Double Digest"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk the milkman, Fangs' musician aspirations, and the return of Jabitha.

"Chapter 127: American Graffiti"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Rocky Horror's baffling existence in the '50s, the return of Ethel and Mary's incredible (and offscreen) Halloween costume skills.

"Chapter 128: Halloween II"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, Vetty almost becomes a thing, Ethel and Jughead are buds, and the milkman mystery is over so let it go, okay?!?

"Chapter 129: After the Fall"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Betty's zine, the return of hopefully-not-a-predator-this-time Ms. Grundy, and Archie's thespian skills.

"Chapter 130: The Crucible"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Julien's voice of an angel, Beronica, and Archie's not-exactly-problems problems.

"Chapter 131: Archie the Musical"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Ethel's incredible voice, Sarah Florence, and Midge's baby problem.

"Chapter 132: Miss Teen Riverdale"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Rarchie, Cheryl's picture plan, and Polly's new personality.

"Chapter 133: Stag"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Josie's return, the complicated existence of Sabrina, and Ms. Grundy's completely real husband who definitely exists.

"Chapter 134: A Different Kind of Cat"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Ethel's goodbye, the milkman reveal, and Uncle Frank's nonsense.

"Chapter 135: For A Better Tomorrow"

It's the penultimate finale, and John and Kaitlin have MANY THOUGHTS. Are Reggie and Archie the greatest love story of this series? Do we ship Frank and Sheriff Keller? What exactly did Tabitha "fix" after all? We'll miss you, Riverdale.

"Chapter 136: The Golden Age of Television"

It's the end of an era. 

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin say goodbye to the small town with pep. 

Thank you to all of our wonderful listeners. See you in the sweet hereafter.

"Chapter 137: Goodbye, Riverdale"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin recap the pilot episode of The CW's highly-anticipated new teen soap. Tune in to hear them discuss a certain character's questionable dye job, why Veronica is the real MVP of the series (no offense, Arch) and the icky, icky twincest.

"Chapter 1: The River's Edge"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Ms. Grundy's creeping, Archie's better hair, and why this is totally the Betty and Veronica show.

John Padden's Album

"Chapter 2: A Touch Of Evil"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss whether Archie has made his bones, why teens are constantly buying bars on TV, and Hiram's newly-assembled Injustice League. Thanks for listening ya'll, it's been a killer season!

"Chapter 35: Brave New World"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, it's musical time! John and Kaitlin discuss the best and worst numbers from HEATHERS: THE MUSICAL, wonder what the hell Veronica is thinking, and rejoice at Chad Michael Murray's first appearance.

"Chapter 51: Big Fun"

Connor Crews of The Secret Movie Club podcast joins Kaitlin and John in the bunker to discuss G&G, D&D, and a bunch of Riverdale-related "would you rathers."

Connor Crews In The Bunker

On the RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin recap all of the shenanigans that Archie and Co. get into on this week's episode of CW's dark adaptation of Archie Comics. Love triangles, murder, twincest — they're here to talk about it all.

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