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TennesseeRob

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Drumpf Not Trump!


Morally and financially bankrupt
Sells his name to make a buck
With the hair of a troll doll, the hands of an elf
He makes everything about himself
A total man-baby in actions and words
Wants to lead a nation in his theatre of the absurd
 
Drumpf not Trump!
 
If Ivanka weren’t his daughter, he’d tap that ass
At Trump University, if you pay, you pass
Consults with himself because he’s got a good brain
He’s praised the leadership of Saddam Hussein
All of his tweets are words of warning
“It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming.”
 
Drumpf not Trump!
 
We’re counting on America to make the right choice
Sad when the lesser of two evils is cause to rejoice
If Trump gets elected there’ll be hell toupee
A lot of Americans promising to move far away
A catch phrase won’t “Make America Great Again”
Support John Oliver’s cause and make Donald Drumpf again
 
Drumpf not Trump!

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Lord P. Mad Nut

Oompa Loompa skin tone from his spray-on tan
Perpetual smirk of an arrogant man
With the hair of a troll doll, the hands of an elf
He makes everything about himself
 
Racist, xenophobic, Republican stance
A bombastic brand of irreverence
A total man-baby in actions and words
Wants to lead a nation in his theatre of the absurd
 
Lord P. Mad Nut
 
Consults with himself because he’s got a good brain
He’s praised the leadership of Saddam Hussein
Rearrange the letters and see who you get
A sociopathic millionaire buried in debt
 
Lord P. Mad Nut
Donald Trump – you’re fired!

Lyrics by DaChimp

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Rob Aitchison