Lyrics:

There was a man, rough and tumble and mean
When it came to robbery and killing folk, he was a well oiled machine
Worked for Dutch and did all of his tasks
Even in his coarseness, a better man you couldn't ask

He rode along to Colter, freezing in the snow,
He learned to hunt with Charles, the wisest man he'd know
They found a scrappy widow, Sadie was her name
They killed her man and her home burned, O'Driscolls were to blame

When the gang needed saving, Arthur was the man
He'll shoot it out with Pinkertons, and kill all that he can
He'll save the Women and Children first, a noble feat for sure
A guilty conscience mixed together with a heart that was pure.

He saved Sean McGuire from a bounty hunters hands,
He was saved at Six Point Cabin outside in wooded land!
He hunted game but ran afoul of bears,
He angered redneck raiders for entering moonshine lairs.

He saved Micah from a hanging, although he should have not
He got so drunk with Lenny, his face he plum forgot!
Fishing with young Jack he ran into the law,
The boy just needed parental love, this was John Marston's flaw.

When the gang needed saving, Arthur was the man
He'll shoot it out with Pinkertons, and kill all that he can
He'll save the Women and Children first, a noble feat for sure
A guilty conscience mixed together with a heart that was pure.

He stole the Braithwaite's horses and burned the fields of the Grays,
And then he ended up killing all of them anyway.
He helped take out mob boss Bronte, whose temper always boiled,
It all came to a halt when a bank robbery was foiled.

A ship sinking in Guarma and a plantation war to wage,
A shootout in Lakay and it's off to Murfree's cave
Arthur loses Mary forever and now he has TB
The clarity this gives to him, now he can truly see
He wants to help John and  the rest that he can
But Dutch has been changed and he's a different man...

Micah finishes the job that tuberculosis began
As the law closed in afterward, the coward only ran...

Lyrics by: Rob Poole
Music & Vocals by: Suno

Odds and Ends (B-Sides and Singles)

The Ballad of Arthur Morgan

Lyrics:
You're a fragile little bitch,
anything different than you it's just too much
Such fucking cowards for supposedly a tough alpha bunch
Those people dress up like girls, how is that okay?
Is your real worry that you'll be turned on and exposed for being gay?

I hope trans people show up in droves, all to take a big piss
May they show up in your bathrooms and whip out their big dicks
Don't be shocked when they don't rape or go for little girls
They wouldn't dare take away a right wing pedophile's world

They dress in drag and give people bingo thrills,
When's the last time you heard of a trans person having intention to kill?
Right wing gun nuts on the other hand, mass murders every day
The only threats to society are them, violence is their only way

I hope trans people show up in droves, all to take a big piss
May they show up in your bathrooms and whip out their big dicks
Don't be shocked when they don't rape or go for little girls
They wouldn't dare take away a right wing pedophile's world

They read to kids in libraries, always friendly events,
They're not forcing these kids to convert, they're not even there to fucking vent
God forbid they show that yes, they do exist
Yet, you want to hurt them for just being them, You losers always are pissed

I hope trans people show up in droves, all to take a big piss
May they show up in your bathrooms and whip out their big dicks
Don't be shocked when they don't rape or go for little girls
They wouldn't dare take away a right wing pedophile's world

They didn't do anything to you, they deserve so much better,
Lives aren't defined by genders at birth, and your lives aren't ruined by a letter
But if they take a dump in your space you can't handle them in your place,
I hope they show up tomorrow and whip out their cocks and rub them in your face!

Oh good-ness!

I hope trans people show up in droves, 
All to take a big piss
May they show up in your bathrooms and whip out their big dicks
Don't be shocked when they don't rape or go for little girls
They wouldn't dare take away a right wing pedophile's world


Lyrics by: Rob Poole
Music & Vocals by: Suno

The Appropriate Amount of Outrage

I Hope Trans People Invade Your Bathrooms

Lyrics:

What did you think people were going to say?
When you come off angry and ranting away?
Wanting immigrants to be rounded up, put women and children into camps
Wanting to ban trans existence, 
trying to lock down your clamps

You excitedly defend a Nazi salute,
But you try to claim that isn't you
You say anytime someone disagrees,
they resort to calling you a Nazi

I've got news for you and guess what,
You're a Nazi and a cunt,
You only hate that the mirror's put to your face,
Because you have no problems thinking you're the master race
"Fuck the people of color, they all deserve what they get
DEI means lazy, and they can all get fucking bent"
You don't need a swastika on your arm for everyone to see,
The rest of us already know MAGA means a NAZI

Critical Race Theory huh? We're not talking about facts,
The last thing we want to do is mention how we've treated blacks,
We control women's bodies, tell them everything to do
If you die of a miscarriage we'll charge you with murder too

We elected our own Hitler, we're cool losing all our rights,
We're so fucking excited to finally have our own Third Reich
ICE is our gestapo, Oathkeepers our SS
But don't you dare call us Nazis, we'll deflect the hate to the left

I've got news for you and guess what,
You're a Nazi and a cunt,
You only hate that the mirror's put to your face,
Because you have no problems thinking you're the master race
"Fuck the people of color, they all deserve what they get
DEI means lazy, and they can all get fucking bent"
You don't need a swastika on your arm for everyone to see,
The rest of us already know MAGA means a NAZI

Our grand parents went to war to kill these Nazi scum,
They'd annihilate these fascists just for fun,
Who the fuck do you think you are to bring that shit here?
It's time to stop playing around and make your identities clear

I've got news for you and guess what,
You're a Nazi and a cunt,
You only hate that the mirror's put to your face,
Because you have no problems thinking you're the master race
"Fuck the people of color, they all deserve what they get
DEI means lazy, and they can all get fucking bent"
You don't need a swastika on your arm for everyone to see,
The rest of us already know MAGA means a NAZI

Lyrics by: Rob Poole
Music & Vocals by: Suno

MAGA = NAZI

Lyrics:

Can't win them back by using calm demeanors,
Providing facts makes them angry and meaner,
When will you admit that you're wrong,
Realizing that these people are gone?

Saying we should be civil is so out of touch,
Have you ever listened to this bunch?
They won't calm down, they won't be nice,
And they sure as fuck won't be taking advice

Those safe in their spaces, not feeling the threats,
Think we can still be kind and get into their heads,
Like there's a puzzle there that we can unlock,
Apparently they never listened to them talk
These people are in a cult and happy to be,
Nothing you show them will ever make them see,
Don't waste time reaching for hearts and minds,
When neither exist in people of this kind

Being told we can all get along is a joke,
These people would rather if you would choke,
And holding all of your outrage back,
Is not going to make any kind of impact

They're around the bend and so far gone,
Using logic and reason just elicits yawns,
Hurting people is part of their game,
You cannot get through to evil, they have no fucking shame

Those safe in their spaces, not feeling the threats,
Think we can still be kind and get into their heads,
Like there's a puzzle there that we can unlock,
Apparently they never listened to them talk
These people are in a cult and happy to be,
Nothing you show them will ever make them see,
Don't waste time reaching  for hearts and minds,
When neither exist in people of this kind

These people are so happy to own the libs,
when they make you suffer they act so god damned glib
Imagine thinking there's a way to get through,
to a group of people that really would like to kill you

Decorum has been gone for decades or more,
These people only care about keeping score,
They're willing to make their own lives a living hell,
So long as you get to feel immense pain as well

Those safe in their spaces, not feeling the threats,
Think we can still be kind and get into their heads,
Like there's a puzzle there that we can unlock,
Apparently they never listened to them talk
These people are in a cult and happy to be,
Nothing you show them will ever make them see,
Don't waste time reaching  for hearts and minds,
When neither exist in people of this kind

Hearts and minds cannot be reached when all these people have neither...

Lyrics by: Rob Poole
Music & Vocals by: Suno

Hearts and Minds

Lyrics:

Have you ever seen a jerk smile and be so smug?
Knowing they're being awful and deserve a facial slug
They know they're being evil, they enjoy inflicting pain
You wish you could knock the look right off of their face

Now I wouldn't advocate battery or assault,
Though who could really blame you, it really wouldn't be your fault
Some of these assholes asked for it, they invaded your space
Maybe someone should haul off and punch them in the face

Beat that little Johnson, smash the bottle of Musk,
Nobody's going to care if you crush a can of Miller too much,
Wallop the massive orange, he's just a big buffoon
there's something to be said for punching everyone in the room

When these people get on TV and they act so full of glee,
Happy to spout off about hurting you and me
They laugh about taking lunches from kids away
They say that rights should be banned for people that are trans or gay

They know they're robbing us blind and stealing for themselves,
Taking money from the working class and giving it to those with the wealth
They make up all these programs that will cause shock and awe,
They know that right wing followers are at their beck and call

Beat that little Johnson, smash the bottle of Musk,
Nobody's going to care if you crush a can of Miller too much,
Wallop the massive orange, he's just a big buffoon
there's something to be said for punching everyone in the room

They create a fascist project and push all of it through,
They want to take away Medicaid and Head Start for you
Be a drunk fool on Fox News, run the Pentagon
Suddenly acknowledgement of MLK and the holocaust is gone

Let's slap tariffs on everything because we don't know how they work,
Let's threaten Greenland and Canada just to be a jerk
Let's rename the Gulf of Mexico, even though it's not ours
This guy should not be President, he should be behind bars

Beat that little Johnson, smash the bottle of Musk,
Nobody's going to care if you crush a can of Miller too much,
Wallop the massive orange, he's just a big buffoon
there's something to be said for punching everyone in the room

Only the worst people for only the worst leader,
His ex-wife wrote in her book he raped her and beat her
A court ruled that he committed sexual assault,
He committed financial fraud and was convicted on 34 counts

Yet there's no accountability for crimes,
The attorney general and the judges had no fucking spines
Instead we get to see him wreck our country, our home, our place
As he smirks away with his goons, that is one hell of a punchable face

Lyrics by: Rob Poole
Music & Vocals by: Suno


Punchable Faces

Lyrics:
You voted for a fascist and now you're all surprised,
You're losing everything you had right in front of your eyes
You barely made ends meet, struggling to buy food
And now you're losing social security thanks to this dude

I'd ask if you feel stupid but chances are you're not
After all you never really gave this any thought
You just wanted to hurt the libs and trans and browns
And now it's you stupid fucks that are the ones that are going down!

FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT!

FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT!

FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT!

You were a Latino voter and you supported MAGA
Now your family's being deported, you can't believe this can ya?
You're a log cabin Republican, you voted for taxes to be buried
Now you're finding out your party wants to end your right to marry

Your grandma was on Medicaid, your kids are in head start,
And then they write up orders that end them both and tear your family apart
You wanted cheaper groceries and that's what he said he would do,
But trade wars with our allies and deporting farm workers will double the costs to you 

FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT!

FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT!

FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT!

FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT!

You said you were anti-war and then just like a clown,
He threatens to attack at least five countries and continues to double down
Your children had vaccines and for decades safe you see,
Now there is no CDC and we get the return of TB

He fires all the air traffic control and immediately planes start to crash,
He gives Elon Musk control of treasury software managing cash
Everything in your life is beginning to spiral out of control,
If only you weren't a dumbfuck and didn't watch right wing shows!

FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT!

FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT!

FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT!

FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT!

Lyrics by: Rob Poole
Music & Vocals by: Suno
Beginning sample: George Carlin from "Life Is Worth Losing" in 2005 (please seek this out and give it a watch)

FAFO

Lyrics: 

It's always been, the Neoliberal way,
To do as little as possible and give their big donors all the say,
The Obamas and Clintons never once worked for us,
They just helped their wealthy friends while throwing progressives under a bus

Slick Willie gave Republicans their every dream,
Going after gays and pushing culture war extremes
They deregulated all the media ownership
And now we have propagandists brainwashing people with their shit

They purged the party of leftists, created the DLC
A bunch of corporate hacks that never gave a shit about you or me

Maybe if the Democrats weren't so interested in getting rich,
They'd have given us more to survive and less where we can bitch
Instead of lining their own pockets to come out ahead,
Imagine if they gave a single solitary fuck about the working class instead

Clinton killed the safety nets, gutting low income assistance,
They cared so little about those people they thought they wouldn't miss it
And that emboldened Bush to gut the overtime
Because if Democrats don't care about workers, their worst ideas are fine

Obama wins his office on claims of hope and change
And then they push a healthcare plan that's a corporate giveaway
We go through great recessions and bail out the bankers so they get something
While people lose their homes and are left behind with nothing

Maybe if the Democrats weren't so interested in getting rich,
They'd have given us more to survive and less where we can bitch
Instead of lining their own pockets to come out ahead,
Imagine if they gave a single solitary fuck about the working class instead

We finally get a candidate that cares about our needs,
No way they they'll give us Bernie, they'll collude to make sure he's beat
How dare we ask for help, Hillary says we all want ponies
Really what we want are leaders that aren't fucking phony

Pelosi could help us fight but she crushes AOC
She refuses to stop insider trading, she needs more money, see?
If things get out of order, she'll write a strongly worded letter
It's incredible that they don't even try to be any fucking better

Apathy sets in when people see nothing happens
They stay home or vote for people that want to smash the establishment
If only the corporate Democrats hadn't treated us like suckers
Imagine if they fought and weren't all spineless mother fuckers!

...The Democrats are spineless mother fuckers!

Lyrics by: Rob Poole
Music & Vocals by: Suno

Spineless

Lyrics:

You elect an unqualified jerk whose claim to fame,
Was being on a reality TV show game 
You loved that he mocked a disabled man
All the evil shit he says, you wish you can
And now in an online thread where you defend your cult,
You try to cry foul if someone comes back with an insult

No introspection, dumber than a rock
It's incredible that anyone would listen to you talk
You claim you win the argument when someone resorts to names,
But this entire fucking time you're doing the same

You go online to talk endless shit,
No bigger snowflakes will ever  exist
Can't take it when someone plays your games
Punching right back, saying insulting names
You've lost the right to claim higher ground, 
Your stupidity shows you're the dumbest of clowns

You called people names in all of your flaming replies,
Let's just admit the ones that are triggered are clearly you guys
You expect us us to be polite and show some courtesy,
You never show any sort of decorum to me
You claim all day you trigger liberal tears,
Then punch the bullies back, it's the worst of your fears

You use buzzwords and don't know what they mean
Expect us to take it serious, when it's really a meme
No, not everything is DEI or woke,
Claiming you've been canceled is a ridiculous joke
We're all funded by Soros or in Antifa groups,
No depths of stupid which you won't stoop

You go online to talk endless shit,
No bigger snowflakes will ever  exist
Can't take it when someone plays your games
Punching right back, saying insulting names
You've lost the right to claim higher ground, 
Your stupidity shows you're the dumbest of clowns

In a normal conversation, I'd treat people well
But all you motherfuckers do is scream and yell
You think if you flood the zone with troll posts
That opposition will run and people will believe you most
Except every thing you say is a lie,
Or worse you're too lazy to give research a try

Why should anyone with even half a brain,
Normalize a moron, who spouts shit that's insane?
You're too fucking stupid, you're too in a cult
No you don't deserve to be treated like an adult!

...You're not worthy of respect!
...You're not worthy of respect!
...You're not worthy of respect!

Lyrics by: Rob Poole
Music & Vocals by: Suno

Not Worthy of Respect

Lyrics: 

The entitlement runs heavy and strong, 
How could these women avoid you for so long?
They're objects, there for you to use
Something to make you feel pleasure, something to abuse

Who gave them the ability to say no?
When we tell them that they're fucking ho's
In a world in which white males dominate,
How the fuck is it that we can not get laid?

Turns out nobody, wants to fuck you,
You're a loser incel, that no one wants to screw,
Nobody wants to fuck, a stupid Hitler Youth
Now you MAGA losers get to see the truth
Women will avoid you laugh behind your back
Your beliefs on white male supremacy, all of this tracks
Get used to jerking off and marrying your hand
Because you're never getting any pussy ever again!

You laugh about women if they have success,
Trolling online threads, claiming men are best
You vote for a rapist, cheer on sexual assault,
Say that if they dress a way that it was all their fault

You say rape charges are fake to steal money
You have no problem finding their pain funny
It's shocking that you think they owe you anything at all
It's not a surprise they refuse to take your call

Turns out nobody, wants to fuck you,
You're a loser incel, that no one wants to screw,
Nobody wants to fuck, a stupid Hitler Youth
Now you MAGA losers get to see the truth
Women will avoid you laugh behind your back
Your beliefs on white male supremacy, all of this tracks
Get used to jerking off and marrying your hand
Because you're never getting any pussy ever again!

They swipe right on you on Tinder, they're just a bunch of bitches
Maybe you shouldn't say they belong in the kitchen
You think their job is to just lay there on their back as your sexual slave
You're about to take your forced celibacy to the grave

Just remember this, as you're all alone
You're the jagoff who decided to be a douchebag clone
All of you deserve to fuck off and eat a dick
But even gay men will want to avoid you fucking pricks

Turns out nobody, wants to fuck you,
You're a loser incel, that no one wants to screw,
Nobody wants to fuck, a stupid Hitler Youth
Now you MAGA losers get to see the truth
Women will avoid you laugh behind your back
Your beliefs on white male supremacy, all of this tracks
Get used to jerking off and marrying your hand
Because you're never getting any pussy ever again!

Lyrics by: Rob Poole
Vocals & Music by: Suno

The Life of an Incel Loser

Lyrics: 

These people claimed they needed to load up,
They bought into the framing that the Dems would take their guns,
They tricked themselves into buying that they would save us all,
But when authoritarians came they never met the call

It turns out they collected all these weapon stores,
Because they wanted to murder neighbors just next door
This wasn't about fighting any sort of tyranny,
It's always been about killing liberals, you see!

You never planned to take up arms,
Against the government or someone doing harm,
You just want to kill the left because you don't see eye to eye,
You won't fight off tyranny, you'll just let school children die
No, you aren't the same as our forefathers from 1776,
You support a wannabe monarch, you treasonous piece of shit!

You claimed the left would infringe on your rights,
Yet it's your Self Proclaimed King who takes your ability to fight,
Rounding up the guns to control your weapons on demand,
But weren't they supposed to pry it from your cold dead hands?

You watched a bunch of action films and thought that made you tough,
Buying weapons makes you dangerous, yet you run when things get rough
You use these guns to bully and get your way
You're just fucking cowards who let Nazis begin their reign!

You never planned to take up arms,
Against the government or someone doing harm,
You just want to kill the left because you don't see eye to eye,
You won't fight off tyranny, you'll just let school children die
No, you aren't the same as our forefathers from 1776,
You support a wannabe monarch, you treasonous piece of shit!

Look in the mirror and blame yourself for Uvalde and Sandy Hook,
AR-15s meant more to you than innocent lives that they took,
The blood has been on your hands now going back to Columbine,
You refuse to do anything but thoughts and prayers, each and every time.

Now that a tyrannical dictator is actually in charge,
The silence among all of you loud mouths is definitely looming large,
You were ready to fight a civil war or kill elected Dems,
But when the actual Fascists are in control, you bow and grovel to them!

You never planned to take up arms,
Against the government or someone doing harm,
You just want to kill the left because you don't see eye to eye,
You won't fight off tyranny, you'll just let school children die
No, you aren't the same as our forefathers from 1776,
You support a wannabe monarch, you treasonous piece of shit!

Fuck the NRA!
Fuck the Gun Nuts!
Fuck the Nazis and the Fascists!
Fuck you for having no guts!

Fuck you for having no guts!

Lyrics by: Rob Poole
Music & Vocals by: Suno
Opening clip: Actual question (and applause) from a Turning Point USA event with Charlie Kirk

The Ballad of Arthur Morgan

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