If not, we’re gonna get hit by Arial Lecture ™, and I … am not that prepared for this amount of r/cursedimages today, heh!

waaah i love everything about this character

THAT FACE SCARES ME, BUT OH WELL, THIS IS A GREAT USE OF PAPYRUS THEME NEYH HEH HEH

Garry is stinky redditor! his mama is fat like the aforementioned "big chungus" he keeps referring to.

I absolutely adore this writing holy shit

i feel like if Berdly meet him he would immediatly become his number 1 fan and Garry would be his role model for the rest of his life

I like to think that nobody wanted to make him a cool theme so he had to sing one himself

Nyo-hoo-hoo!

Ah, a traveler! Just by your looks alone, I can tell you possess exceptionally refined taste buds.
Clearly you’re the kind of a person who appreciates truly artisan-crafted food!

Only 5G.
Yeah, Five.
It’s basically a charity donation at this point, amirite?

Anyway, you’re, a human, correct?
Fascinating. Absolutely fascinating.

Well, strap in, bucko.
Name’s Garamond.
Though lesser minds like you, can refer to me simply as Garry.
Technically I am supposed to be capturing you.
but unfortunately I've been suspended from my guard duty.

Apparently, watching one single lore analysis during work hours...Well...
Is now classified as 'distraction'.
Admin abuse, I say!

Now, here's the real issue.
My brother, Arial, takes the guard gig SUPER Seriously.
He treats guard duty as some sort of medieval campaign.
Dude speaks in paragraphs. Unskippable cutscenes be like.

And I just saw him marching over here,
So, here’s the idea.

You’re gonna hide behind my booth. Right behind it. +3 Stealth points, guaranteed.
If not, we’re gonna get hit by Arial Lecture ™, and I … am not that prepared for this amount of cursed today, nyeh!

Garry

"The annoying RPG where it's KILL or be KILLED."

"FRISK"

LV 1
HP 20/20

AT 0 (0)               EXP: 0
DF 0 (0)               NEXT: 10

WEAPON: None
ARMOR: None

GOLD: 0


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