What can happen anytime you don't see it comin'.....especially in last 18 months!
Song is a little reminiscent of the Byrds we've been told.

The Unexpected

Taken from our Christmas album "Ho For The Holidays".
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LYRICS:

Let's take a poll
Want to see me take is poll?
And Arctic circle it to and fro?
Giving everyone a show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the North Pole

Need to make some dough
Gonna go somewhere cold
North Pole is where I'll end
Less competition to contend
Dancing at the Blue Igloo
To make a dollar or two
Heels are made of ice times twice
North pole dancing in my clear stripper shoes

Gonna let my igloos show
So I can make that Eskimo dough

Let's take a poll
Want to see me take is pole?
And Artic Circle it to and fro?
Give the Eskimos A show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna take a poll
Wanna see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
Give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the North Pole

Time to grab that pole
Artic Circle to and fro
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North Pole

Aurora Borealis is my stripper name.
My northern hemisphere gained fame
Flashing my northern lights, oh what a sight.
Men pay to see my natural light display.
My coronal hole causes excitation
They love my polar amplification
My base station was the right selection
Gonna give you a coronal mass ejection

The locals get in snowball fights
Just to see my Northern Lights

Let's take a poll
Wanna see me take is pole?
And Arctic Circle it like a ho?
Give the Innuits a show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna take a poll
Wanna see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
Give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the North Pole

Time to grab that pole
Artic Circle to and fro
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna grab that pole
Artic Circle it like a ho
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North pole

Dancing in the cold to warm things up
Motorboat with my icy pups
Gonna take it far
Melt your Klondike Bar
Locals think it's nice
When I twerk it on the ice
Sitting on an Innuit
Dancing on his lap
He really likes that
My ice bergs I'll reveal
More blubber than a fur seal
Steer clear of my southern hemisphere
My glacial period may be here

Only three things don't get cold
Here is what that constitutes
Polar bears, penguins and... Strippers?

Let's take a poll
Want to see me take is pole?
And Artic Circle it to and fro?
Give the Eskimos A show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna take a poll
Want to see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
Give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the north poll

Let's take a poll
Wants to see me take is pole?
And Artic Circle it like a ho?
Give the Innuits a show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North Pole dancing at the north pole
Gonna take a poll
Wanna see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the north poll

Time to grab that pole
Artic Circle to and fro
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North pole

Gonna grab that pole
And Artic Circle it like an Eski-ho
Give them all a show
I'm Pole dancing at the North pole



North Pole Dancing (Album Mix)

This is the hip hop mix to our holiday song "Pay Me". A song about a deadbeat john trying to pay a ho with holiday food instead of money.

Eden's Slutz
"Pay Me (Hip Hop Mix)"
Album: "Ho For The Holidays" (Double D-luxe Edition)
Nonvirgin Records
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LYRICS:
Hey Buddy, where's my money?
Don't pay with a fruitcake
Don't pay me with a turkey
I don't want no pumpkin pie
I don't want any cookies
I don't need any gravy
I just need your money
Pay me, pay me, pay me with money

Services are rendered
You gotta pay today
This Christmas tree ain't free
Can't you see there's a fee
To shimmy up my chimney
It ain't complementary
Nobody gets it for free
Pay me the fee you own me

None of this is funny
You're not at liberty
To get lovin' for free
I ain't running a charity

Hey Buddy, where's my money?
Don't pay with a fruitcake
Don't pay me with a turkey
I don't want no pumpkin pie
I don't want any cookies
I don't need any gravy
I just need your money
Pay me, pay me, pay me with money

I don't want potato mash
Throw that fruitcake in the trash
Gonna whoop yo dead beat ass
If you don't pay me in cold hard cash

I'm a premium skank
Ain't running a food bank
After I serviced you
Cash payment is now due
You must be a stupid guy
Already had my pumpkin pie
I don't want YOUR pumpkin pie
Cost money to get between my thighs

I need to make a living
'Tis the season for giving
So gimme, gimme dat cash
Or I'm gonna whoop yo ass

Hey Buddy, where's my money?
Don't pay with Spotted Dick
Don't pay me with a turkey
I don't want no Christmas pie
I don't want sugar cookies
I don't need hot gravy
I just need your money
Pay me, pay me, pay me with Money

I don't want potato mash
Throw that cookie in the trash
'Bout to whoop yo dead beat ass
If you don't pay me in cold hard cash

Don't be a snowflake
Don't want your fruitcake
A living I gotta make
So Pay me for God's sake!

(Pay me pay me pay me)
(Just pay me with money)
(None of this is funny)
(Just pay me pay me with money!)
(Pay me pay me pay me)
(Just pay me with money)
(None of this is funny)
(Just pay me pay me with money!)

I'm a premium Ho
So where is my dough?
Shove that fruitcake up your ass
Need to be paid in cash
You already went down
Onto my tinsel town
This gingerbread cookie
Ain't complementary
My pimp will whoop yo ass
If you don't fork over da cash

Feliz Navidad
Where's my cash wad?
I sugared your churro
¿Donde esta mi dinero?

Hey Buddy, where's my money?
Don't pay with a fruitcake
Don't pay me with a turkey
I don't want no pumpkin pie
I don't want any cookies
I don't need any gravy
I just need your money
Pay me, pay me, pay me with money

Hey Buddy, where's my money?
Don't pay with Spotted Dick
Don't pay me with a turkey
I don't want no Christmas pie
I don't want sugar cookies
I don't need hot gravy
I just need your money
Pay me, pay me, pay me with money

I don't want potato mash
Throw that turkey in the trash
'Bout to whoop yo dead beat ass
If you don't pay me in cold hard cash

Where's my money, bitch?

Pay Me (Hip Hop Mix)

Our sophomore album. Get ready for our 2nd Cuming! Our second album is the first album to feature our newest bro, Evan. This drop still features the funny and naughty sound our fans know us by, but with a lightly more mature sound. Because who doesn't like to cum again?

"Man 2 Man" is a song about two men exploring their curiosities together.
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LYRICS:

"Hey dude, I wanna talk to you."
(Man to man)
"I've been thinking a lot about you."
"Never felt this way about a man before."

In the locker room I can see
You often looking at me
I know you fantasize about me
Wanna explore your curiosity
Lusting for me secretly
Want to touch me sexually 
Do to me what you want to
Gonna show you that dreams come true

Hand to hand, Feet to feet
Getting frisky between the sheets

One on One, Man to Man
Undo your trousers with my hand
Unbuckle your belt, unzip your pants
So excited to have this chance
Mouth to mouth, Hand to hand
Exploration is the plan
I know you're my number one fan
Curious to try it with a man

Hand to hand, Feet to feet
Getting frisky between the sheets
Neck to Neck, Head to head
Coming together on a bed
Man to man, dude to dude
Your belt I will remove

Explore my body all night long
There's absolutely nothing wrong
With fantasizing about a man
It's natural, you're only human
Don't matter your orientation
No need to label your relations
So put your hand down my briefs
I see you yearning for relief

Neck to neck, Head to head
Coming together on a bed

Chest to chest, feet to feet
Fooling around between the sheets
Had your reservations and doubts
Now you're finally trying me out
Groin to groin, beard to beard
Know that you won't find it weird
You've made love to a woman
Now it's time to try it with a man

Hand to hand, feet to feet
Getting frisky between the sheets
Neck to neck, head to head
Coming together on a bed
Man to man, dude to dude
Your belt I will remove
Nose to nose, lips to lips
Your pants I'm gonna unzip

Curiosity killed the cat
But we won't talk about that
Your wife won't ever find out
That you gave me a try out
Life is short, no time to waste
This forbidden fruit you must taste
How would you ever, ever know
If you do not give it a go?

One on one, man to man
Mouth to mouth, hand to hand
Head to head, neck to neck
Abs to abs, pecs to pecs
Cheek to cheek, eye to eye
Arm to arm, thigh to thigh
Chin to chin, lips to lips
Crotch to crotch, hips to hips

Man to man, dude to dude
Your clothes I will remove

One on one, man to man
Undo your trousers with my hand
Feel me unzipping your pants
So excited to have this chance
Mouth to mouth, hand to hand
Exploration is the plan
I know you're my number one fan
Curious to try it with a man

Hand to hand, Feet to feet
Getting frisky between the sheets
Neck to neck, head to head
Coming together on a bed
Man to man, dude to dude
Your belt I will remove
Nose to nose, lips to lips
Your pants I'm going to unzip

2nd Cuming

Man 2 Man

Man 2 Man (Single Mix)

“Mr Lee” is a country rock guitar anthem with Hip Hop lyrics and soaring guitar stunts with muting and sliding octaves. Inspired while feeding my chickens and thinking about my old friend and great mentor Master Lee.

So crank up the volume, and energise your day.

Thanks for listening and I hope you enjoy the track, my best wishes Christian
https://christiankrauter.com/



mr lee

Lonesome EP is a deeply emotional exploration of human loneliness in modern society. It's a journey through the invisible spaces between connection and isolation. Across 10 tracks, Mazzey transforms raw feelings into haunting melodies, cinematic soundscapes, and visceral lyrics. Each song captures a different facet of loneliness: from the pain of feeling unseen and never enough, to the hollow pursuit of happiness, disposable love, comparision with "perfect lives" on Social Medias and the silent comfort found in pets.
It’s a portrait of the searching for meaning, love, and belonging in a world that often feels distant.

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