Don't Cry - Kirk Franklin (DJ Cheeto Fingers Remix)

Call Waiting: Pull out your trusty Nokia 6110 and start dialing, because customer service isn't going to call itself.  Catch the vibe of droning call center music as you wait for someone to pretend to care about your problems, and ride the wave into a dream-sequence of simpler times.

Automated Messaging: Ah yes.  The stale voice of this newfangled automated messaging technology.  Press 3 to skip this message.

This Call May Be Monitored: For quality assurance purposes of course.  Unless we deem you to be a threat to society and world peace itself, then we are monitoring for... other reasons.

Wrong Department Roulette: Transferred again? Its as if the corporate overlords are toying with your sanity.  Will you ever find peace in this world?

Transfer #4: Let us transfer you to another department, please hold... indefinitely.  

Bad Reception: It's been over 2 hours on the phone now, you're finally speaking to the right person, and suddenly the reception is spotty.  You extend your antenna for extra reception, because you know that if the call drops in this very moment, you will be forced to start again, dredging through the corporate sludge that is "customer service".

Karen (Speak to the Manager: Ah yes, now I have you where I want you!  Let me speak to your manager, you measly peasant!  For I have grown stronger than you could have ever imagined, and I will disseminate chaos into your very existence.

Partial Refund: WTF is this, a consolation prize? A mere participation trophy for making it this far without hanging up out of frustration? You know what, at this point, I'll take it...

Thank You For Calling

Partial Refund

Karen (Speak to the Manager)

Bad Reception

Transfer #4

Wrong Department Roulette

This Call May Be Monitored

Automated Messaging

Call Waiting

Something I Wanna Say

DJ Cheeto Fingers Here with my debut track about that Rona Virus.  This is 100% serious.  This is the new me.

DJ Cheeto Fingers - Rona (Don't Get Canceled)

Robby Fraticelli

Popular tracks