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CEO of Razerbook Inc. and Official Soundcloud meme producer.

From a child Rick Astley was the embodiment of fresh and crispy memes and started his career with his hit single "Darude Sandstorm". Following up on that he released various hit records such as "Never gonna give you up" and "Shannon Noel the Musical", which received umpteen awards as well as platinum level efficiency. He has been rumored as the man who created the Shamwow and was taken to court in 2007 for trying to steal an Icecream truck.

In late 2012 he completed a degree in women's studies and has gone on to do many other great feats of technology such as starting up a Homeopathic medicine company and writing horoscopes for well known news companies. This leap into the art of literature made Astley pursue a career in writing books such as "The Good Guide to Eating Good", which told the devastating effects salt has on your diet, and many other paleo diet books.

Astley his has been in hiding from all forms of civilisation and media fronts for 2 years now to conceal his musical genius plan. And now with the creation of his Soundcloud account he will reveal his plans and unveil the most mind boggling composition of music you will ever see and hear. So Now you are done reading this Bio and the time has come for Rick Astleys great return may I just ask you to do one thing.. SMASH THAT MF LIKE BUTTON

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