A poem about going to watch a football match.

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A poem about discovering that your mother is actually Banksy.

Daily Poem 1 - My Mother is Banksy

A poem about you.

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Daily Poem 2 : You

A poem about lying half awake and listening to a little buzzing aircraft late at night.

Daily Poem 3 : The little buzzing airplane

A poem about having a look around the flat where Rudyard Kipling used to live

Daily Poem 4 : A Tour of Rudyard Kipling's Flat

A poem about my grabdad being a Drag Queen. 

Daily Poem 9: My Grandad is a Drag Queen

Daily Poem 6: To the Car full of girls who shouted 'Poof' at me

A poem about a night of passion with a muppet.

Daily Poem 7: A Night of Passion with Fozzie Bear

Daily Poem 8 : A Letter to Buzz Aldrin

A poem about a rather randy lighthousekeeper

Daily Poem 10: The Lighthouse

A poem about what it means to live at the seaside.

Daily Poem 11 : Seaside Soul

Daily Poem 12 : Everyday Miracles

A poem imagining the later years of Fred from Scooby Doo

Daily Poem 13 : Scooby Doo  - The Later Years

A poem about the sorts of things that my friends said when I came out to them

Daily Poem 15 : What my friends said when I came out

Daily Poem 14 : Just meditate, dammit!

A poem about playing a board game with a certain famous religious figure.

Daily Poem 16 : Playing Hungry Hungry Hippos With the Dalai Lama.wav

Daily Poem 17 : The Darts Match

Poem about someone getting irate because their train is late.

Daily Poem 18 : For goodness sake where's my train?

A poem about a break up which gets a bit geographic.

Daily Poem 19 : I'm leaving your crappy little city

Daily Poem 25: Why I am not a painter decorator.wav

A poem about the secret history of the road from London to Devon.

Daily Poem 28: The A303 isn't as long as it used to be.wav

A poem about a lockkeeper who has an unusual request  before he lets anyone past,

Daily Poem 32: The Lock keeper's Violin.wa

A poem celebrating TV fisherman Jeremy Wade

Daily Poem 33 : A Poem for Jeremy Wade

A poem about being stranded on a railway station wondering where the hell your train is.

Daily Poem 36: Ballad of the Late Train

A short poem about catching a train in which everyone looks like Dame Edith Sitwell.

Daily Poem 39: A train full of Edith Sitwells

A poem about going to a museum of smoke alarms

Daily Poem 42: The Museum of Smoke Alarms

A poem about what I would do if I were an astronaut.

Daily Poem 43: I  wish I was an astronaut

A poem about a handyman in a monastery hinting that he would like a cup of tea.

Daily Poem 49: Thirsty work, this

A poem about pretending to have a tea party with a friends daughter.

Daily Poem 50: Dolly tea time

A poem about asking wildlife is love is a possibility, and not liking the answer!

Daily Poem 51: I  ask the owls if you love me true

A love poem about two people who are so well-matched that they start to become one person.

Daily Poem 52: we began to fuse together

A poem about having a coat with a pen fallen down into the lining of it.

Daily Poem 54: A pen fell down the lining of my coat

A poem about a cow that embraces other cultures

Daily Poem 55: The cow said moo

A poem about building a hotel room using all the bits that have been nicked from other hotel rooms

Daily Poem 57: I've been nicking items from Travelodge

Daily Poem 53: I hypnotised my aunt

Robert Garnham performs a set of poems on a windy day at a one day festival in Plymouth, August 2020

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