Daylight

I Know Too

Didn't like any of the other notes that day.

Only One

Cheery, up-beat number. Opposite of Stravinsky. Also opposite of One Direction

Scare The Cat

Taupendulator

Real Cool MF

Inspiration from a raving lunatic who thinks you can cure everything just by thinking about it. Hopefully, one day, he'll think about becoming sane.

Subconscious

Wavey

No Milk Today

Nothing to do with Barbie. Or with being disillusioned.

Disillusioned

A comprehensive audio guide, teaching everything there is to know about money. And who shouldn't have it.

Money - A Musical Guide

Sync Hole

Festive fun for all the family. Modern re-make of Rockin' Around the CHrIstmas Tree.
I have tried to treat this great song with the sensitivity and gravity it deserves. I've made a great effort to stay true to the fun, the wholesome values, and the spirit of the original.
Apart from all the swearing.

RATCHIT

Please listen to this responsibly. Really loud with an enormous drink.

Cee U Next Blursday

First new tune in a long time. More to come.

Stop the Bots

Dancealong

A complete and accurate guide to the world of internet dating, conveniently set to music. 

How to do Interdating

Hanging With Humphrey

Instrumental progression. Almost no connection with carrots. Quite good in cans in places.

No Carrots For Simon

Remix. Same factually accurate information.

Daylight

Daylight Rob