when it happens mm *chefs kiss*
some are pretty minor but eh

Tourney tracks with vs dialogue

https://www.strawpoll.me/18663038
RWJ: Hey forum, check out this video of this blockhead getting OWNED!
Herobrine: Your life will end just like your career: game over.
The second battle of MASHUP WEEK has arrived! Who will win this battle of internet legends; A square monster with glowing eyes, or a lead singer with a love for viral internet clips? Cast your votes now!
https://www.strawpoll.me/18663038

Here's a reminder of these two's sources.
HEROBRINE:
★Songs from the Minecraft OST
(Sweden, Subwoofer Lullaby, Wet Hands, Strad, Cat)
★Minecraft Parodies
(CaptainSparkles, Galaxy Goats, MineCraft Awesome Parodys, Yogscast)

RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON:
★Songs from Your Favorite Martian or Fatty Spins
(Orphan Tears, Stereotypes Song, My Balls, Doin Your Mom)
★Songs by Kitsune²
(Rock My Emotions, Skuggin’ Around, Rainbow Tylenol)
★Songs parodied by YFM
(High Voltage, Love the Way You Lie, Somebody That I Used to Know)

This track was made by craftersshaft @craftersshaft and both of these art pieces were made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin! https://www.strawpoll.me/18663038

Taking A Forum Down To Bedrock

HEAVY: "I have killed many robots, you will be crushed like the rest!"
"Mettaton: Well, darling, I can assure you I’m NOT like the other bots."
https://www.strawpoll.me/18732980

Tonight is a clash between two modern gaming icons; a hot robot from Hotland vs a Russian with a machine gun and a sandvich. Who will win this fated duel? Cast your votes now! https://www.strawpoll.me/18732980

HEAVY:
★Songs by games published by Valve
(Team Fortress 2, Portal, Half Life, Left 4 Dead OSTs)
★Songs about or related to Russia
(Rasputin, Tetris Themes, USSR Anthem)
★Popular Team Fortress 2 YTPMVs
(Soldier VS Masked Spy, OKTOBERFEEEEST, Bonkumiru)

METTATON:
★Undertale Songs RELATED TO METTATON
(Death by Glamour, CORE, Metal Crusher, Can You Really Call This A Hotel...)
★Songs related to robots
(Daft Punk Music, Beastie Boys - Intergalactic, Bomberman music)
★Songs from Game Shows
(Price is Right, Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune)

This track was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Heavy's art was made by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07 and Mettaton's was made by MS360 @mate-rodriguez. Stay Jammin!

Mann Vs Machine ~ Death By Russians

FRANK: Great. This furry is gonna give me cancer.
ERIC: Wrow! [Tu crois vraiment que tu es crasseux?]
https://www.strawpoll.me/18768625

Welcome back, everyone! In our final deciding battle before our QuatraFinals, we have a vote between two rather vulgar individuals. Who will win this one; a French plush from Quentin Dupieux, or a truly filthy son of a bitch? Cast your votes now! https://www.strawpoll.me/18768625

FLAT ERIC:
★ Songs by Mr Oizo
(Positif, Cut Dick, Gay Dentists)
★ Other Ed Banger artists
(Justice, Breakbot, DJ Mehdi, SebastiAn)
★ Songs they've sampled
(Lyn Collins, Hamilton Bohannon, Multiple Funk-Disco Songs)

FILTHY FRANK:
★Songs by George Miller (Joji, Pink Guy)
(She's So Nice, HELP, SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK, Attention)
★Infamous Songs in the Hip-Hop/Rap Genre
(My Name Is, Gucci Gang, Still D.R.E.)
★Songs that are either jokes, memes or ballads??
(Meme Machine, Rappin For Jesus, My Heart Will Go On)

This track was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam. Flat Eric's art was made by MS360 @mate_rodriguez, and Frank's was made by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai. Stay Jammin!

Introverted Dick

RAY:  Forum, we have proof that time travellers are usually washed up musicians? Take a look!
FARQUAAD: Your little "Scatland" is nothing compared to my beautiful kingdom!
SCATMAN: Bah bou bee bou. (Discrimination isn't the wisest choice for a king-to-be.)
LOU BEGA: Hats off to you, my friends. To Scatman's World and Kingdom come.

What's happenin, Duloc? Tonight we have a 2 on 2 battle! On one side of the ring stand two short lads in red; on the other, two time traveling singers led by a CHAIR. Listen to see who wins this battle!

Enjoy this mashup by WholePunch @whole-punch, featuring the voice talents of Gnirob @gnirob. 
Stay Jammin!

Everybody's Jam

FARQUAAD: Who let this jester into my kingdom?
RWJ: Woah, it seems this midget's gettin' a little grumpy! Let's try to knock him down a peg.
https://www.strawpoll.me/18833489

Now that Scatman and Lou Bega are out of commission, its time for the first true battle of the QuatraFinals! Tonight is a battle between two short men cloaked in red; one with an orderly kingdom by his side, and the other with a bottle of Orphan Tears. Who will win this offkey duel? Cast your votes now! https://www.strawpoll.me/18833489

This track was made by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai, and both of these art pieces were made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!
RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON:
★Songs from Your Favorite Martian or Fatty Spins
(Orphan Tears, Stereotypes Song, My Balls, Doin Your Mom)
★Songs by Kitsune²
(Rock My Emotions, Skuggin’ Around, Rainbow Tylenol)
★Songs parodied by YFM
(High Voltage, Love the Way You Lie, Somebody That I Used to Know)

FARQUAAD:
★Songs featured in the Shrek Franchise
(Accidentally in Love, Livin La Vida Loca, Pina Coladas, Bad Reputation, I Need a Hero...)
★Songs performed by Smash Mouth
(All Star, Walkin On The Sun, I'm A Believer, Why Can’t We Be Friends)

Doin Your Vida Loca

HEAVY: Who sent little cartoon to fight big man?
SCOTT: Oh Sh**, Cuphead's real?!?!
SPINEL: CAN IT, FATSO and ROLLERBOY! Lemme educate you halfwits in the meaning of "friendship"!

Hey all, MASHUP WEEK here! Hold onto your seats, because we have yet another special duel tonight! A large Russian fighter has switched teams to join forces with an average sized video game connoisseur. Tonight, they spar against the next member of CHAIR's army: a psychotic 6,000 year gem straight from a rubberhose cartoon! A brawl is surely brewing! Who's going to win this Control Point game? Listen in to find out!

This track was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Heavy and Scott's art was made by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07 and Spinel's was made by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai. Stay Jammin!

Playing Games All By Myself

HEAVY: Tiny man and his toys will get crushed by Heavy!
SCOTT: Welp, you're not invited to my tiny toy collecting party anymore.
https://forms.gle/warL9Ngt25jg3ViT7

With Spinel rejuvenated and under rehabilitation, it's finally time to settle this battle of men! Who will pass this trial of strength; the heavy artillery of human muscle under the Red Team's name, or the gaming entertainer with his trusty rolling chair? Cast your votes now! https://forms.gle/warL9Ngt25jg3ViT7
This track was made by Gnirob @gnirob and Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai, with both pieces of artwork made by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07. Stay Jammin!

SCOTT THE WOZ:
★Gaming YouTuber Themes
(JonTron, Projared, Game Theory, Arlo, Scott The Woz)
★Songs from Mario Kart, “Wii” Games, Smash Bros
(Double Dash OST, Lifelight, Wii Shop, Final Destination, Wii Play Music)

HEAVY:
★Songs by games published by Valve
(Team Fortress 2, Portal, Half Life, Left 4 Dead OSTs)
★Songs about or related to Russia
(Rasputin, Tetris Themes, USSR Anthem)
★Popular Team Fortress 2 YTPMVs
(Soldier VS Masked Spy, OKTOBERFEEEEST, Bonkumiru)

Heavy's Breakout!

ᴅɪᴏ: (𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃 𝒾𝓃 𝒿𝒶𝓅𝒶𝓃𝑒𝓈𝑒. 𝒾 𝒹𝓊𝓃𝓃𝑜, 𝒾𝓂 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒶 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝒾𝓇)
Ⱨ₳₮ ₵ⱧłⱠĐ: 🅱ⓞⓞⓞⓞⓞⓞⓞⓞⓞⓞⓞⓞP
*𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓪𝓴* this trAck awas made by diamondbrickZzzzzZ @diamondbrickz. dios art made by teheguyy @theguys-spicy-soundclown and hatkid s was made by plassman @plasmaan. ssssty jambin! ! ¡¡ !

Za Bloody Burning Trainwreck!

OMEGA SC: (VRRR) 낮에는 따사로운 인간적인 여자
커피  (BZZT) 丂-ㄥ-卂-乃, ㄚㄖㄩ 
卂ㄥ尺乇卂ᗪㄚ Ҝ几ㄖ山 山卄ㄖ 丨ㄒ
丨丂.
HAT KID: U-Um... I'm sorry, but, could you repeat that??
FRANK: Shit, not gonna lie, kid, i have no fucking idea what this is but it seems kinda retarded.
HAT KID: Hey, don't be rude! I bet he-uhh... -it is super nice! Right?
NYEEASSS! Welcome back to MASHUP WEEK. Our final boss of the Quatrafinals has powered on and is ready to strike! So who will win this climactic duel? A couple of hat-wearing youngsters, or a technicolored beast with an airhorn? Tune in to find out!

This track was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam. Frank's art was made by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai, Hat Kid's art was made by MS360 @mate-rodriguez, and Omega SoundClown's art was made by ChrilvaBrunner www.youtube.com/channel/UC4hH5KDotgrpaWuF6885mJw. Stay Jammin!

Sliding Through a Filthy Monster

HAT KID: Hey! An old friend once told me its better to make up than to fight. Wanna go for an adventure?
FRANK: Kid, if you think I'm going anywhere with you and that retarded fucking hat you have some serious issues. 
https://forms.gle/LyjzDyRxemMJSebUA

With the defeat of the Omega Soundclown, the moment of truth has finally arrived! In our final battle of the Quatrafinals, who will prevail? HAT KID, the temporal cutie-pie out of time, or FILTHY FRANK, the Lycra-wearing, Harlem Shaking edgelord? Cast your votes now!
https://forms.gle/LyjzDyRxemMJSebUA

This track was made by KryptoDigital @kryptodigital. Frank's art was made by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai and Hat Kid's was made by MS360 @mate-rodriguez. Stay Jammin!

HAT KID:
Songs from A Hat In Time
(Trainwreck of Electro Swing, Time Rift, Peace and Tranquility)
★Songs from N64-Era 3D Platformers
(Mario 64, Banjo Kazooie)
★Songs from modern indie platformers
(Freedom Planet, Celeste, Shovel Knight)

FILTHY FRANK:
★Songs by George Miller (Joji, Pink Guy)
(She's So Nice, HELP, SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK, Attention)
★Infamous Songs in the Hip-Hop/Rap Genre
(My Name Is, Gucci Gang, Still D.R.E.)
★Songs that are either jokes, memes or ballads??
(Meme Machine, Rappin For Jesus, My Heart Will Go On)

Pink Platforming

FARQUAAD: Never in a million years would I let graffiti corrupt the walls of Duloc! 
GECKO: I heard your group has a pretty nice car, might be worth insuring that if I were you.
GRANDPA: All these modern day outfits don’t make sense to me. Highlighters are for writing, young lady!
AKALI: Only 3 of you? I was prepared for a 1v5. It’s going down.

The lights of the arena have shut off, leaving only the determined glow of battle! Welcome to Summoner's Ri--- I mean, MASHUP WEEK! Our semifinals open with a climactic duel between four champions. Who will be the champion; a lord, a gecko and a grandpa as allies, or a powerful assassin with a love of K-POP? Listen in to find out!

This track was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam, who helped create Farquaad and Geico's alternate outfits with TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Akali's art was made by DiamondBrickZ @diamondbrickz. Stay Jammin!

Driving Like an ALL/STAR

SUSIE: I'm very sorry to inform you that Mann CO. has been bought out by the Haltmann Works Company.  Not only that, but we have decided to confiscate your spaceship as dues for the grief you will inevitably cause.
HEAVY: Another Mann? Redmond and Blutarch will not like this...
HAT KID: Uh, I hate to break it to you, but I'm here temporarily for some time pieces...
SUSIE: With all of these hats, I could make some SERIOUS profit!! Allow me to take them off your hands. Better yet, your HEADS!

Ladies and gentlemen, the second and final semifinals clash is here! Our contestants consist of Susie Haltmann, a hard worker who will do anything to save her company, Heavy Weapons Guy, a gentle giant with a hammer and sickle, and a little alien girl who's in search of none other than the fabrications of time itself! Who will emerge victorious? Tune in to find out for yourself!

This track was made by Mr. 404 @forbesthecomputer and TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Hat Kid and Susie's art was made by MS360 @mate-rodriguez (with a bonus alternate outfit by MegaDeku @egaevin), and Heavy's art was made by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07. Stay Jammin!

Vs. The Wicked Secretary

HEAVY: I think you should fight someone much, much smaller, little girl. Child with smug sense of self confidence makes me laugh!
HAT KID: You silly Mafias... Never underestimate the strength of an umbrella! 
https://forms.gle/E9Dp9rJAhAwTE7cg9

With Susie and her contractual obligations out of sight and out of mind, we welcome you back to the final round of the semifinals! Which hat loving dance machine will come out on top? HEAVY, the brains, brawn, and firepower of Red Team, or the hat time by day, cat crime by night HAT KID? Cast your votes now! https://forms.gle/E9Dp9rJAhAwTE7cg9

This mashup was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam. Hat Kid's art was made by MS360 @mate-rodriguez and Plasman @user-669016223, while Heavy's art was made by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07 and DiamondBrickZ @diamondbrickz. Stay Jammin!

Scootin' Through Counter Strike

NIEL: 𝖙𝖜𝖔 payloads 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖘𝖊𝖝
heVy: мои мышцы невольно сгибаются
nIEL: o
heVy: 𝕓𝕣𝕠 𝕒𝕒𝕒𝕒𝕒𝕒𝕒 im spinnin

remindar: this mAshup is not real. nothIng is real. you moRtals will soon discover my true powe rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓪𝓴* le track was made by Kyrpto digitall @kryptodigital with art by ms360 @mate_rodriguez and contispated nuggete @nugman07..... ssssty jambin! ! ¡¡ !

Spinning Russians

🄾🄵🄵🄺🄴🅈 ⒻⓇⒶⓃⓀⓊ : 僕はセックス大好き. いつもセックス、毎日やりたいセックス
DIO: How DARE you use such VILE language in my presence! I, DIO, shall do everything in my power to crush you! 「THE WORLD」!!!
Herobrine : You understand him , Brando? I can't fathom a word he's saying.
𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 : 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝔻𝔸ℝ𝕂 𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔻  ̴̎̂I̴̎́S̵͒̔ ̵͑͂H̴̄̿È̴̊R̸̐̂È̶̘
Herobrine : Now you're speaking my language! Bring it on, you waste of bytes!

What's going on?! What was supposed to be the simple fight between 3 losers has turned into a fight for their lives! Now, in the face of the distorted Filthy Frank , stand the two individuals, who's presence on their series can not be forgotten; The forgotten and unremovable Herobrine, and the Bloodthirsty Joestar Killer, DIO Brando. Will these two prevail in this 𝔟𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 of rΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣJɆ₵₮₴? 【ｃｈａｉｒ】: ₱ⱤØ฿₳฿ⱠɎ ₦Ø₮ ⱠØⱠ
This mashup was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam, with art by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown and Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai. Stay Jammin!

Sacrificing the Pillar Mobs

KE$HA: Either there's glitter in my eyes, or that guy's bugging out! I might need some rehab after this...
BARKLEY: JAM!! WHAT'S UUUP?! (You can't be serious, is this for real?!)
ՏϲօԵԵ: G̵o̷ ̵b̴a̶c̴k̴ ̵t̵o̷ ̴D̷i̸c̴k̵ ̴V̵i̴t̸a̵l̴e̷ ̶a̶n̴d̷ ̴s̸i̷t̷ ̷a̸n̵d̴ ̵w̸a̸t̵c̵h̷ ̴f̵r̸o̸m̸ ̸t̴h̴e̵ ̷b̶e̶n̷c̶h̸e̸— Ţ̴͔̰̪͙͉̘̀̅̅͘H̴̡͎̗̻͇̟̦̫̝͚͆̈́͆̀́̄̈́̅͠A̵̤̗̠̫̩̞͙̲̒́͂ͅŢ̸̢̛̠͖͔̩͕̣͙̀͐̊ͅ ̸͇͇͍̖͓͖͂̃̏͋͐͘͝͝B̸͇̒̈̃̋̈́̀̔̚͠Å̵̛̦̲̠̺͇̔̆̄̕L̸̝͚͔̯̘̥͗͜L̷̲͚̪̦͍̪̇̔̔̃͜ ̸͙͉̗̀̔̄̎̔͌H̶̢̨̧͕̜̠̤̜̙͈̼̍́A̵̧͕̞͇̟͓̟͕͙̅̿̾̄̂̏S̶̤͈̠̗̭̮̮̞̻̻̏̈́̾̒̀ ̴̖̹͙̘͉͈̱͎̣͔̙͑̈̊͂̔̋̈A̷̛̞̹̺̯͕͚̳̙͒͗̿̚͘͝ ̸̥̲̳̖͆̓͛͛͋͠F̶̙̐̇̎́̅̾̐̃̚A̶͈͍͈̺͑̆̓̏̽̒̓͑̉̾C̵̛͇̣̦̮̦̬͌͗̐͛̔̄̑̄̕E̵̡̡͍̗͎̲͛̄̎͝ͅ ̷̨̝̞͙̠͖́̑̈́̆̐͂̏̑͝͠ͅ 𝔾𝕆𝔻 𝕋ℍ𝕀𝕊 ℍ𝕌ℝ𝕋𝕊 ℍ𝔼𝕃ℙ 𝕄𝔼 🅗🅔🅛🅟 🅜🅔
Hey all, Mashup Week here! Today, a werewolf and a baller have teamed up for a 2-on-1 battle with Scott the Woz, who's been corrupted by self-hatred! Can these two save the YouTuber in time? Or is he destined to fall with the Wii Shop? Listen in to find out!
This track was made by vvsvlogs @vvsvlogs, with art by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07, TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai, and 2D37 @insignificant-weeaboo. Stay Jammin!

Stop The Woz

This mashup was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam, with art by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07 and Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai. It also stars Gnirob @gnirob as Lou Bega and Aaron Carter. Stay Jammin!
REMINDER: THIS MASHUP IS NOT REAL. NOTHING IS REAL. TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS. CREAK SQUEAK.

MEANWHILE...
Heavy eats at a table in the Weekyard Hotel cafeteria. The table he is at is empty, save for his minigun, Sascha. His meal consists of several helpings of meat a foot tall all in a Sandvich. Before Heavy can take a bite, CactusGuard approaches him.
CACTUS: Hey, big guy! Just the man I was hoping to see!
HEAVY: What does purple man want? Heavy is busy with Sandvich.
CACTUS: I need help with a job. I’ll make it up to you, I promise.
HEAVY: Can Heavy finish Sandvich first? 
CACTUS: Uh...yeah, sure.
In a grotesque display, Heavy devours the foot-tall Sandvich. CactusGuard looks on in horror.
HEAVY: So, what does purple security guard want?
CACTUS: R-r-right this w-way.
Heavy follows CactusGuard outside to the parking lot. Across from the parking lot stands a green figure.
CACTUS: That guy over there has been disturbing some of the other contestants.
HEAVY: What is he doing that is wrong?
CACTUS: Stalking some of the contestants. Snail-Chan called me last night and told me she saw him staring at her from her window, standing in that same spot. He hasn’t moved an inch since we first saw him. He’s just standing there, menacingly.
HEAVY: And you want me to remove him?
CACTUS: Preferably.
HEAVY: Why could you not do it yourself? Are you not security guard?
CACTUS: Yeah, but everything I’ve tried hasn’t worked. He’s still there, just...staring.
HEAVY: Let Heavy take care of him.
Heavy steps forward and starts walking slowly towards the figure, CactusGuard in tow.
HEAVY: YOU! STUPID! MOVE!
GREEN SANS: ...
HEAVY: If you do not move, I promise there will be much pain!
GREEN SANS: ...
Heavy feels slightly intimidated by this interloper. Heavy quickly brushes it off.
HEAVY: You leave Heavy no choice.
Heavy starts walking briskly towards Green Sans. Suddenly, Green Sans breaks into a sprint, running at a high speed towards them.
HEAVY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CACTUS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Heavy and CactusGuard team run back into the hotel before Green Sans could catch them. They flop down behind the sofa in the lobby, panting.
CACTUS: Forget it. He can stay.
HEAVY: I fear no man. But....that thing...
(They turn around, peek out from behind the sofa, and look out the window. They discover that Green Sans is staring at them from the other side of the window, and zip back down to hide.)
HEAVY: It scares me.

Scatman and Slam-Chan

MTT: This world needs us stars more than it needs mindless creeps!
Billie: You can say that again, you ready to fuck up this bad guy?
Neil: dͪ͑̈́ ͈̀ͤd̮̦ͪO̞͝n̂̅̌t̊̄̚W̃͏̭oͧ͒ͧr̆̽̚R̭̄ͨR̽̅̏y̴̭̱ ͛̍ͫB͎̈́a̙̫͡bͨͭ͏y͓̭͡I͂̏ͪ ̔̆ͩ‘̋ͣͫ ͙͎̈́m͒̂̆ ͪ̅̎g̿̋ͯOͫ͗ͤN̓̅̉ṅͮ͜a͉ͮͨņ͒̀Pͤ̀ͥǗ̫̎tͭ̀͘a̹͍͒m̐ͨ̐i̔̅͏l̄ͩ̃l͒̉̅i͔̭̞ọ̩̚ňͮ͊ ͑̄̚Eͮ̀̚Yͯ͊̆E̾̈́͋Ṡ͋͂ ͦ̓͌b̐̄̈a͐͌̋Cͭ̒ͫ ͪ͌̃K ON yO҉u !
Oh no! The mashup creator turned offkey maniac is back, with a burning glow in his eye! Can Billie Eilish, former queen of the Billboard 100, and Mettaton NEO, the new and improved form of the robot star, save Neil from his downward spiral? Listen in to find out!
This track was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, with art by MS360 @mate-rodriguez, Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai, Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget, and WholePunch @whole-punch. Stay Jammin!

Stronger Moods

MTT: Alas, my gorgeous friend, the top of the charts is reserved for only one star! You cannot have that spot, darling!
BILLIE: man, what a lame birthday gift
https://forms.gle/qH1yWRChzj8ZAkYd8
This mashup was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam, with art by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai, MS360 @mate-rodriguez, and Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget. Be sure to vote! Stay Jammin!

(The Losers decided to host a big late night party before they head out into the Bracket. Flat Eric and Snail-Chan are keeping the party alive with hot mashup! Everyone's dancing and enjoying themselves. Life's great, even for the losers. At the rooftop lounge, Billie is laying down trying to stay away for a while, recollecting herself and her thoughts. Suddenly, a voice draws closer...)
MTT: ...and then I said, "That's show business, darling!!" Hohohoho!! ... Oh, hello there! I don't think we've had the pleasure of meeting.
BILLIE: Hm, oh... aren't you that gay robot guy?
MTT: Unfortunately, I am legally obligated to neither confirm OR deny that! 
I'm only one of the HOTTEST stars straight from the UNDERGROUND! I heard YOU are one of the Surface World's FINEST! I'm a BIG FAN, beautiful.
(Billie sits up and stares at MTT. After thinking about it, Billie sighs and pats a spot next to her. MTT walks over and lays on his hips, one hand on his head.)
MTT: Oh, you MUST tell me about your career!! What was it like?
BILLIE: Well... It was rough, I won't lie. I never really... y'know, expected? To get where I am now? But uh, y'know, it was all thanks to the... the fans for helping me make it. So I'm happy, in the end.
MTT: Ah, trust me, we've ALL been there, gorgeous. I've always had the love of my adoring fans to keep me going! And, well, some... really good people. I'm just flattered to be here amongst only the best of the best superstars! ...Er, most of them, anyway. Have you SEEN that freaky vampire guy? What a riot!!
(Billie and MTT laugh, and stare at the stars.)
MTT: ... that reminds me. I'm sure you've heard the... well, "rumors"... about you and that Chair guy. I wanted to tell you that... I hope you don't feel TOO guilty. Er, about leaving them. 
(Billie looks at MTT.)
BILLIE: ... Why's that?
MTT: Leaving someone to pursue a passion isn't always easy. Trust me... I know. Just... trust me when I say that no one is angry at you or upset because you share relations with Chair. You're just another dreamer, just like the rest of us. You were invited because people like your work. And they hope to see you shine! So expect nothing but support from the rest of us. You're just as important as winning this.
(Billie lowers her hat to cover her face. She's smiling.)
BILLIE: Oh god. That's... stupid, haha. Thanks, man. It means alot. Good luck out there... okay?
MTT: Knock em dead, Billie. From one star to another.
(The others cheer downstairs as the Flat-Chan performance ends.)

Death By Bad Guys

FLAT ERIC: Wro? Wrow, wrow wrow? (Oh? Mon forum sera bercé, hein?)
SNAIL-CHAN: Watch out, Eric! I heard he's an EXPERT with a beam sword!!
𝕣𝕨𝕛: D҉O҉I҉N҉ Y҉O҉U҉R҉🅑🅐🅛🅛🅢𝕸𝕺𝕸'𝕾ᘜᓎᖶ ᗅ ᕿᙍᘉᓿS
OH MY GOSH!!!!!!! RayWilliamJohnson, an energy-fueled maniac corrupted by the void, has attacked Snail-Chan and Flat Eric! Can these two small and friendly combattants save him from the forum's wrath? Or are these musicians cursed to an offkey fate? Listen in to find out!
This track was made by WholePunch @whole-punch, who also created art with ConstipatedNugget @nugman07, TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, MS360 @mate-rodriguez, KryptoDigital @kryptodigital, and Epic Dude @epic_piss_lord. Stay Jammin!

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