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SHE IS HITLER AT HOME  | Lyrics

STICKING POST IT NOTES ON THE FRIDGE AGAIN
SAYING ‘I DONT REALLY WANT TO BE A PAIN BUT I WORK VERY HARD FOR MY MONEY AND I REALLY RESENT THE FACT THAT AFTER ALL 
THE TIME AND EFFORT I PUT INTO MY JOB
YOU STILL LIVE LIKE YOUR A TEENAGE SLOB
IM TIRED OF PICKIN UP YOUR DIRTY UNDERPANTS FROM THE BACK OF THE POTTED PLANTS

SHE IS HITLER AT HOME

I TOLD HER I NEEDED ALL THE REST I COULD GET
12 HOURS OF SLEEP IS NOT ENOUGH YET
I GOTTA KEEP FIT FOR THE NOVEL IM WRITING ABOUT MY DAYS IN BRIGHTON
AS A DJ SPECIALISED IN HANDBAG HOUSE
THATS WHY I FIND IT SO HARD TO LEAVE THE HOUSE 
OR WASH THE DISHES JUST LIKE SHE WISHES OR BUY THE TISSUES OR FIX THE ISSUES OF
WASHING MACHINE THATS GONE ON THE BLINK
ALL THE SOCKS THAT IVE LEFT IN THE SINK
I MIGHT BE LAZY BUT SHE DRIVES ME CRAZY
WHEN SHE CONSTANTLY ASKS TO DO THESE POINTLESS TASKS

SHE IS HITLER AT HOME
SHE IS HITLER AT HOME

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Im using my roommates panties as a mask
I didnt even bother to ask
I thanked my blessed God
That she got stuck abroad
I saw them dangling on the clothes line
Im cunning like a fox
Was thinking out her/ sorry the box
The crutch of them fits my nose just fine

using my roommates panties as a mask

But using my roommates panties as a mask
Has definitely got some drawbacks
The cotton ones are good the thongs do what they should
But the lacy ones bring too much attention
But it all worked out just fine i sold that pair online
And money now is not too tight to mention

I had to protect myself from Covid 19
So i behaved inappropriately 
For my medical self defence
I committed a sex offence

USING MY ROOMMATES PANTIES AS A MASK | Comedy Song by Roddy Fraser

LYRICS:
How can i try to summarise without this coming across as rude
That Xi Xingping is a total cretin and so are the rest of his crew

I don’t like asian politicians with their combovers and glasses
They all look real legit but their still corrupt jackasses

But now i would like to clarify i dont mean Asian people as a race
No not i its bad to generalise ive enjoyed many of their takeaways

I just hate asian politicians with their combovers and glasses
They dye their hair so black it looks like cheap molasses
Asian politicians with their combovers and glasses
They all have big pot bellies but they dont have any asses
Now i know our leaders are also bottom feeders
But theyre still not as bad 

As these Asian politicians with their combovers and glasses
They bleed their countries dry and kick poor people’s asses
asian politicians with their combovers and glasses
They all look real polite but rip off the working classes
Asian politicians with their combovers and glasses
They all have big pot bellies but they dont have any asses
Asian politicians with their combovers and glasses
They dye their hair so black looks like they used some cheap molasses

Asian politicians with their combovers and glasses
Asian politicians with their combovers and glasses

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LYRICS:
Back on facebook again
Back on facebook again will it ever end
I watch some moron doing something stupid on the screen
But if hes such a moron then what does that make me 
Hes got half a million likes my last post it got three
3, and that was my sister, mother and me

Check my notifications
Take a mental vacation to procrastination
When i use this website my brain it turns to mush
My ethics are defective and my morals start to rust 
All these algorithms are the quintessence of dust 
And who’s to blame, well heres his name

Cos life is just a toilet and zuckerberg is the turd
That floats around autistically giving us the bird
Wasted so much time on pointless browsing it is just a blur
Turning all my personal biz
Into billions and billions of his

Just when we thought it cant get shitter
Jack Dorsey went and gave us Twitter
with tangerine hitler
Social media is useful for lonely sex offenders
Or if you want to misspell your political agenda
Of hating rednecks, muslims or your ex girlfriend called Brenda
But when your brains amygdala stops functioning remember
Youre still a human so to thine own self be true
And dont care what Google will do
I still love you

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LYRICS:  Where will our world go, will we all fall down
Will black and white learn to love each other and those who are light brown
Who will care for the old and ugly and also those who have bad breath
Why can’t we learn to love each other and have less student debt

Oh I wanna wanna wanna live in a world where everybody i
Know is not racist to the foreign people dont you know that
Most of them are ok even though their english is bad and if you dont Know 
Most of them are quite good then i hope you feel really sad

Oh wont you be my friend and take me by the hand
But please use hand sanitizer in case you have corona virus
Lets hope its not the end for this piece of work called man
Lets praise the poets and the artists except of course for myley cyrus 

Oh I wanna wanna wanna live in a world where everybody i
Know dont make fun of retarded people dont you know that
Most of them are ok it might even be dyslexia and if they’re
properly retarded then its not really their fault i wanna wanna wanna
Go I wanna wanna wanna go to a world where everybody i
Know is not racist to the foreign people i wanna wanna wanna go
 i wanna wanna wanna go i wanna wanna wanna go i wanna wanna wanna go

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