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Instrumentals of the songs I post on http://soundcloud.com/itsrogger

The Grass Is Greener On The Other Side Instrumental

Just a backup

SCRIPT

We all will have to go one day. But why go in a cheap, ugly casket when you can be arrogant even after dead?

We at Last Breath funerals only offer the best.

Buy this luxury golden casket with thirty craved diamonds and prove to all of your loser friends that you are still stinking rich. Because the box in which your body will rot and be consumed by maggots gotta be the finest. 

Or maybe if you want to be cremated, don't you worry. We've got the highest quality in crematoriums, furnaces and ovens. It's all pure gold, suitable for you. Your ashes will actually be converted into gold powder and the urn will be made of the most expensive crystal available. To avoid your junkie relatives snorting the powder though, the urn will have a special lock that only the rich side of your family will have access to.

You will have to go, but why go cheap? Go Last Breath Funerals! Because humiliating your poor colleagues is worth it.

Last Breath Funerals (satirical commercial)

Instrumental for http://soundcloud.com/itsrogger/wannabe.

"You're a Wannabe" Instrumental

Google Drive link https://drive.google.com/file/d/1qZy1QsYeR_XdWf73Jh7XkQx7FjvE4FpH/view?usp=sharing

GTA Vice City Drug Deal Failed "Extended Version"

Instrumental for https://soundcloud.com/itsrogger/hey

Hey Instrumental

It's not the best thing in the world, but you can't say I haven't tried

http://soundcloud.com/roggeralves94/big-long-now-by-nirvana-cover

Big Long Now by Nirvana Instrumental Cover

Tava na hora de fazer uma múasica legitimamente brasileira

(note that I'm Brazilian and I don't know whether I should classify this as samba or bossa nova)

Dia de chuva/It's a rainy day (samba, maybe?)

Instrumental track for http://soundcloud.com/itsrogger/rotten

Rotten Instrumental

instrumental track for http;//soundcloud.com/itsrogger/delusional-post-rebel

Delusional Post Rebel Instrumental

Script:

Need a new overpriced computer? Or has it broken and don't know what to do?

We've got you covered.

Come to FO Tech and get your computer fixed. Is there any unplugged cable inside it? We'll make up a really bizarre problem and charge you 20 times more. Broken screen? No problem, we'll replace it with a new one that will stop working in six months so you have to come back to our shop to get it replaced again. On/off button jammed? We'll spill water on your hard drive and tell you your computer is gone! 

But why not buy a new one then? You've got it! What about buying this new overpriced computer actually made from stolen pieces of other customer's computers? Just 2000 dollars. Or maybe you'd like this really cool rig, which we in fact bought from the burglars that broke into your friend's home! 

FO Tech - honesty is not our virtue.

Satirical Commercial - FO Tech

Script:

This is E-med, the pharmaceutical company that pretends to care about you.

Does your head hurt?
Do you have a backache?
Headache?
Stomachache?

We couldn't care less!

But check out our prices.

This brand new pill against coughing is so effective you won't cough for the next 20 years. 
(supposing you survive the side effects, of course.)

Buy it now, on e-med.com for only 99 dollars!

(of course the 95 dollar profit isn't going to our pockets or to buy luxury cars.) 
it's for research.

Or in case you have a really bad backache, buy our brand new pill that will make your pain disappear. Along with  your consciousness. But don't worry, a coma isn't as bad as it seems, because you won't feel a thing.

Buy it NOW on e-med.com for only a 199 dollars!

Oh, you have a stomach ache? 
Worry not! 
For 499 dollars you can buy this bottle with five pills which will help you! 

Your pain will disappear as quickly as your money... and our executives travelling to the Caribbean.

E-med, pretending to care about people to make profits from their suffering since 1867.

E - Med New Commercial

Hi :)

I created this profile in order to post my songs' instrumental tracks and everything else.

My songs with vocals are on http://soundcloud.com/itsrogger

Everything is created using LMMS (http://lmms.io).

Thank you.

roggeralves94

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