Very rough demos of acoustic versions of my album that I hope to get recorded properly soon.

10 - I Wish I Could Help (Rough acoustic demo)

09 - All I Need To Talk About (Rough acoustic demo)

08 - Hidden Struggles (Rough acoustic demo)

07 - No Choice Left (Rough acoustic demo)

06 - For Everybody Else (Rough acoustic demo)

05 - Take Yourself In Hand (Rough acoustic demo)

04 - At The End Of The Day (Rough acoustic demo)

03 - Unkind Mind (Rough acoustic demo)

02 - Trumpton Warriors (Rough acoustic demo)

01 - If (Rough acoustic demo)

My cover of The Kaiser Chiefs 'Everyday I Love You Less & Less', emphasising my reading of it as a song about depression.

Every Day I Love You Less & Less

Inspired by Sean Leahy ("@thepunningman" on twitter) and some of his followers, I made Henry VIII's version of Last Resort by Papa Roach. New recording, much better than the first draft, but still not there! Also features my new favourite word 'uxoricide', the meaning of which should be clear...

Lyrics:
Cut my wife in two pieces, I live in Hampton Court, 
Execution, No breeding, Don't give a fuck, what the Catholics believe in

Is this my last resort?

Cut my wife in two pieces, I've reached my last resort Decapitation, no grieving - Don't give a fuck, what the Catholics believe in 
Do you even care if my line's still leadin'?
I don't care what papists like - I'll divorce my wife tonight 
Cause of my divine right,
Don't want girls in my sight, And I'm contemplating Uxoricide

Cause I'm losing my might, Abusing my power,	|
Wish somebody could bear me a prince |X2

I'm not any fun if you can't bear me kin 
I need a son but here's a girl with a grin 
There was just one, who could give me a son 
(But he was) sick & dead before he'd really begun 
It all started with Catherine of Aragon 
(But I) lost my love for her, when she bore me no sir 
(Searching) To find a wife who could birth me an heir 
(Finding) Nothing but harlots, no beauty there

Cause I'm losing my might, Abusing my power,	|
Wish somebody could bear me a prince |X2

No-one is right, No-one is fine, I'm running and I'm crying 
I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying
My, line, can't, con-tinue, this way

Cut my wife in two pieces, I live in Hampton Court 
Decapitation, no grieving, Don't give a fuck, what the Catholics believe in 
I don't care what papists like - I'll divorce my wife tonight 
Cause of my divine right 
Don't want girls in my sight, And I'm contemplating Uxoricide

Cause I'm losing my might, Abusing my power,	|
Wish somebody could bear me a prince |X2

No-one is right, No-one is fine 
I'm running and I'm crying 
My. Line. Can't. Con-tinue. This way 
My line cannot	
Continue this way
No-one's alright

Parodies

Henry VIII's Last Resort

Singer/songwriter - both acoustic and rawky electric given half a chance!
Interested in making an originals band happen so get in touch if you play, well, pretty much anything!

Rohan Chadwick

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