debut track about bad soundcloud rappers (ironic)

Lyrics:
*Hey bro wanna buy my mixtape*
*Yea I make music now man*
*I mean if only someone gave me a chance*
*Like I might make it big ya know?*

*Yea sure you are bro*
*How bout you sit down and listen to me for a sec alright?*
*Alright, you ready?*

I got a story that’ll tickle your nuts
It's called you not makin in the industry cause you just really suck
I dont give a fuck about how fast you can really spit
Even though y’all wanna rap about the same old stupid shit

Bitches on ya tiny dick
Riches, man cannot find that shit
How yo crush made ya feel dismissed
Different races can coexist
A pseudo-activist 
A pacifist
Sounds like ass and shit
Please quit, put down the mic, jump off the nearest precipice 

Haters this, haters that 
Haters gonna hate, the never ending attack
These lyrics seem to take over the whole rap
But where these haters at?
15 monthly listeners, get yo head outta yo fuckin ass

Yeah i'm calling out these teenage rappers, come and battle me
Gonna call out for your black friends? Wait you don't have any
Is it retardation or are you seeking some validity?
I do this shit for fun, and your still losers when compared to me 

Now go apologise to your friends and your family
Go back to being ankle deep in grease at a KFC
I hope this message got through to you
I really do

*Dude you suck at rap and your dreams ain't coming true*

bad rappers - Rolling Random

Ballin' Outta Control

Butt Booty Naked

New track from MF C, more specifically the "motherfuckin C"... anyways enjoy lol

Lyrics:
(ye)Girls be feeling my heat aint distract me winning( hahah) Ijust be doing rhymes  tight  with a clear vision   Running,rapping getting respect with a fresh dime fuly loaded vest on my chest  with a tech 9.(gun sound) 

(yeh)I’m comfy  Australian and Jamaican inside information I be taking for the bitches bringiing home the bacon,scheming scamming niggas listen I be in my own divison  rolling riding round in a skyline 99 nisan(car noises)

I like to test my toys aks the joy it brings(gun shout) going super saiyan your boys are washed they blink , cause I be peter piper  smearing smooth pepper on your bitch hooves(horse noise),  on the run  watch for the cum(ahhh sound affect)

that I put in your mum (fun)none christ centred life It be hype (so hype) the price is right life my life be like oooo aaaa 

oom mama  got your bitch on her knees screaming oo  la la(hahah) advance from the streets lavish life I be living suddenly  niggas fine with my ryhmes (huh)I be tripping(jit tripping)


Lose women be the key to my sinin no time to breath yeh cause it 

( vocals) chorus 

It’s the motherfucker C yeh its the C x2 doesn;t even know how to rhyme yet every single he's a motherfucking G its the motherfucking C 

If you really bout it come and face in the physical form see the way they switch up when I start ti perform, on that body with a glock  going  tick tock and lock on my ops better  watch so  you dont get blocked or knocked 

Or bruised this game of rap is mine to lose bogey on tail  like tom I cruise snooze (snoring noise)you lose   dont be  shy get higher cause im feeling like my L’s in the fi re and the dubs on the rise  yah 

Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh flows closed cause I rhyme tight (yeh  Dj on sight on the mic(ahhh) its like we getting hype tonight

Boring day don't stress bout it g caue you already know (Vocals)chorus 

 It’s the motherfucker C yeh its the C x2 doesn;t even know how to rhyme yet every single he's a motherfucking G its the motherfucking C

Its The Motherfuckin C - MF C

Finally a new song from myself, too lazy to write a second verse tho so got my nibba MF C to hop on for a track that goes dummy
enjoy :P

Lyrics:
*adlibs etc*
x2
Chris rock yo shit, imma be Will Smith
Dont care bitch, go and slit your wrists
If not then, you can suck my dick
When I sound like this, do I sound like shit?
Gonna cry and throw a fit?
Like you nothing but a fucking dropkick?
If you wanna talk shit
Go and suck a dog dick
The game gotta be a girl, cause I'm always in it

VERSE 1: Rolling Random
Back in the game bitch, you remember
Put them hands back in the blender  
Cause imma make her 
Go missin like yo dad since last december
On my way for a two day bender 
Enough bullshit, i'm a pretender
The only drugs I do is when I need to fuck and my dick’s too tender
*viagra*

I just want pussy and not the girl that its attached too
Yea *on god*
That shit kinda smell like tuna and cat food 
Yea *real shit
If you got a problem write it on a piece of paper
And shove it up your ass, I won’t read it later

Flow so pretty i’d turn around and fuck it
Ass so shitty, you’d turn around and suck it
You motherfuckers go jack off to reddit
I keep it tight like a nuns ass, get it?

Been the best since the genesis
On top of this
The height of this
Fight me bitch
Because i'm the bestestest at good grammar and shit in these sentences
 
x2
Chris rock yo shit, imma be Will Smith
Dont care bitch, go and slit your wrists
If not then, you can suck my dick
When I sound like this, do I sound like shit?
Gonna cry and throw a fit?
Like you nothing but a fucking dropkick?
If you wanna talk shit
Go and suck a dog dick
The game gotta be a girl, cause I'm always in it

VERSE 2: MF C
(will put in when i get the lyrics)


chorus repeats again etc

In The Game - Rolling Random feat. MF C

NEW MF C TRACK GODAMN!!...... i really gotta drop more shit myself jesus christ aha
anyways enjoy!!

Lyrics:

Luck I'm In France  - MF C

Finally a new full new track from yours truly, just a goofy ahh song, nothing too serious... enjoy :)

P.S yea i stole some lyrics from and mimicked Eazy E a lot in this, but that was the point so suck my nuts :P

Lyrics:
Gimme this gimme that gimme this gimme that
Andrew give us a piece of that ass
But mister rolling random can I suck yo dick?
Yea bitch but you better make it quick

A typical street corner ass wigga
Once a wigga, always a wigga, now a public figure
But I can still serve a mothafucka if I have to
Cuz, I'm slangin with them thangs, wigga
I roll deep with the crew, oh a posse

Wiggas gonna weep , cause she lick dick so easily, fool
Tryna fuck with the veteran, still a better man than the next man
Then again, I can still put a chrome 9 to your dome
dick bigga, dick bigga, its well known
Get yo squiggly wiggly ass back on home
Stay the fuck off crack and wigga just Say no

Flow hot like a kfc chicken box
I be tossing my dosh right into  stable stocks
Fag 
Still mad i got the bag
Still eating  outta paper bags and living in caravans

I dont give a fuck, i dont give a fuck, i dont give a fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I dont give a fuck, i dont give a fuck
Suckin on my nuts like it aint no thang

Still a wigga,
Once a wigga
Always a wigga
Down from the get go
Never let go
Never flossin
Never slippin
Never trippin
Stickin dick and my balls down your throat charlie listen
Fuckers outta OFG
They never heard of ya G
Another light skin having crisis with his identity
ain't given up,
Still like a trooper
Let em play ya jam shake ya hand and then they shoot ya
You can fool the people in the classroom and at recess
But in my way, you still can't pass the test
See I can tell a pussy when I see one
C can’t make her cum that mean ya have to be one
You need to change your sex and your occupation
You try to fuck with me wigga Run Run Run

You don't get to represent
Cause you never sent
One damn dime to the man who set the precedent

I dont give a fuck, i dont give a fuck, i dont give a fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I dont give a fuck, i dont give a fuck
Suckin on my nuts like it aint no thang

Now, what the fuck is worse than 1 punk wigga?
2 punk wiggas, add 'em up and get the picture
One's a fucking fag from the days and one's a fucker
I was born a jew, a greek freak, and a hustla

And i rap fast too muthafucker

Cause i'm a lyrical miracle spiritual individual, little satirical at my thinkable pinnacle, then imma be flippin n dippin n skippin n hittin, spittin now i'm quittin *aha*

she grabbin on my balls like it aint no thang 
Cruisin down with you in my blue mustang
I don't know about cars i just needed a rhyme
Once a wigga, still a wigga, wigga you know the time

I dont give a fuck, i dont give a fuck, i dont give a fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I dont give a fuck, i dont give a fuck
Suckin on my nuts like it aint no thang

Still a Wigga - Rolling Random

New track from me lmao, repurposed some lyrics and same flow from an eazy e song. dc about plagarism
Enjoy ^^

Lyrics:
Aw shit, let's take a trip
Just sit back and take a piss to this and don't step
On a funky-ass track jump back
Strapped with a gat and a stack of a lot a fresh cash
Come clean, slang a fiend who got green
But I serve dubs like it ain't no thing
I hang with OFG fuckas don't set trip
Or you might get a dick in your fuckin ass
I don't slack when it come to street
I kick real g shit when I beat my meat
It's so sweet, when you got money to spend
I got a cool-ass crib and a fly-ass Benz
I make ends, spend my dough on no hoe
That's how it is, and that's how it goes
Act like ya know when I peep real slow
Givin love to OFG-ers that I know is real gs
 
 
Let me hear you one time if you still in yo prime 
Let me hear you say oh if you makin' straight dough 
Let me hear you say ho, if the bitches don’t want you 
Let me hear you motherfuckers just scream 
 
 
Dump dump on a wigga with a quickness
And they got no cure for this sickness
I get paid for the way that I kick this
Like a g-ster, OFG-ster (who's that?)
A real fucka who’s sleazy
And I live my life straight crazy
Don't need no punk wiggas payin' me
And broke punk eshay bitches don't faze me
I take two step back and release myself
To put rolling random shit on the record shelf
I don't brag, but i tell it like it straight-up is
Before you run it back up homie, handle your business
And don't get caught slippin' on the under
Or you might wonder (where yo at friends wigga?)
I rap made up shit with no pay
OFG shows the way, so i give love to 'em

Let me hear you one time if you still in yo prime 
Let me hear you say oh if you makin' straight dough 
Let me hear you say ho, if the bitches don’t want you 
Let me hear you motherfuckers just scream

Real OFG's - Rolling Random

Brand new freestyle track by Rolling Random (me) featuring the eventual return of Jeffie Smalls/Cheff Jeff and new Rolling Records artist, Yung Coke.

Dope ass shit, please enjoy :)

Lyrics:
Verse 1: Cheff Jeff
Addicted to smack fuck that shits wack, have to strap a mack incase they attack
Paranoid out my mind wish i could leave that shit behind, tryna stay on the motherfucken  grind yeah i need to find my purpose fucken dont deserve this
Look at my reflection, still fucken fat even since the c section this little fucken rat
Stayin in detention yeah hes fucken clapped who’s next in 

Verse 2: Rolling Random
1 2 3 and to the 4

Rolling motherfuckin random with his nuts all up on the floor

cause yeah i'm a jew but I still got a foreskin 
always back in yo girl like a homesick abortion

we got yo bitch hyperventilating, hoping that we penetrating
gang bang affiliating
up with the hype that we generating
Got the jizz in my nuts with
the rizz that make her really wanna risk it

yea
Ain't no coppin a plea, ain't no stoppin' a G
I'm in the back you gotta hop in with me,
the rap anomaly 
You handle shit sloppily but I throb my cock properly, don't you see

if you can follow 
Pop a collar, drop a dollar if you hear me you can holla
if you got a bitch you gotta watch her 
Watch her 
Somebodys caught her 
Slippin away from yo arms and yo beta posture 

Cause I'm the terrible, hetero-sexual, credible
Beg a hoe, let it go, dick ain't edible
bitch I ain't federal, I plan shit
While you hand picked motherfuckers who don't understand shit

Verse 3: Yung Coke
Yeah its me yung coke, known as the top bloke, 
When I was young my daddy had a stroke
Started young on the smoke, developed a cheeky croak

Verse 4: Jeffie Smalls/Cheff Jeff
Im a real ass wigga when my dick gets bigger it can hold 4 bitches it's like a 4 seater when the snitches on the block i'll have him on lock ill pull up with the glock pull out the gat on his doormat now he lying down flat

Trouble on the 9 - Rolling Random feat. Cheff Jeff, Yung Coke

19 Naughty III

Hip Hop Hooray

Record company/label of Rolling Random

SIGNED ARTISTS:
Rolling Random
Cheff Jeff
MF C
LilXSmall10
Yung Jump
Kath Pollard
Yung Coke
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCR1-tandNaJJXxXGCmb6KyQ

Still a Wigga - Rolling Random

Rolling Records

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