 on the 111 day of Christmas
 my ROBOT OVERLORDS gave to me
 SYNTAX ERROR_

We Are 138

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
twelve omelettes of disease.

Where Eagles Dare

On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
eight devils born in angels arms.

On the first day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
one little angel in red.

On the second day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
two dead cats hanging from poles.

On the third day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
three virgin vixens.

On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
six faces in a pile of flesh.

On the thirteenth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
thirteen bullet ridden bodies.

On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
SOME FUCKIN' ATTITUDE!