Beards

Looking for a Pro Tools alternative, I recorded this mainly with Reaper. I also used the Caustic 2 app for Android at the end.

12 (damn demo)

Raunchy half assed music

Here's a little known fact about this little nugget of gnarliness.
I wrote it for a comp involving a weekly You Tube vid that was never made!
Spooky, huh?
Here's something else, download it now (For Free!) and your enemies will be forever jealous of how well your clothes fit!
It's great for motivation, intros to your awesome vids, outros from your awesome vids, and getting into the mood with that "special someone" 
You're Welcome!

Nasty Socks

Spacey, Stringy, Saucy, Yummy
I'm back again with a tasty little tidbit for you beautiful people!
Song fact: I wrote this one years ago for a sweet little angel who eventually broke my heart. Because that's what hearts are for, ripping them from our chests, handing them to our loves, watching them throw it to the ground and running it over on their way to be with their new found sickness. I heard a rumor that she has one eye and lost a leg to a wood chipper.
But this won't happen to you! NO WAY! Download this now (FOR FREE) and love will immediately come knocking at your zippers!

Stringy Love Dumplings

Found this in a sock drawer.
Mixed together in Pro Tools.
Washed, ironed, polished, and finished in Reaper.

Worldly Mix

I asked for ideas for a quick silly song. I was told that a lovely woman and her hubby referred to each other as "kitty kitty". Here is their story  told by an idiot hack with musical capabilities

The Ballad Of Tom And Tabby

28 second LOOP at 120 BPM.
Perfect for Intro, Outro, or Segue music.

28 Second Loop 120BPM

Channeling the 80's with synths, beats and parachute pants! 
Download this one and you'll be magically transported to the lost world of big hair and even bigger lines of cocaine in a dirty bathroom!

Chill at 90BPMs

I Am Totally Awesomer

Testing upload levels 
Used Pro Tools on this
Not great.
 Looking for a shitty sound and I found it

Explicit Platypus Demo

Acoustic. Electronic. Heavy. Light. Emotional. Vague. Anything. Everything. I want to work with other artists in ANY medium to express creation of bologna sandwiches.  

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