There's no cops in town...and he needs at least 4 of them.

No Cops In Town

The origin(?) of famed movie maker Quentim Tarantino

My Name's Quentim Tarantino

The Haunting of Windhouse, a Shetland folkstory, as told by Rosco (in song form)

My Willy Won't Go Up The Way

C is for Cannibals
A is for Annibals
N is for Nibbles
And you don't want to be nibbled by cannibals!

Original Awkward Johnson art by 1030JH
LOTS more tracks available on Google Drive: cutt.ly/LTy5yHv

C Is For Cannibals

John Hell is the newest entry in the AJCU*. He's heard a rumour, or two, about you. Maybe he'll tell you... or not.

*Awkward Johnson Cinematic Universe

John Hell

Awkward Johnson is just too damn handsome for Rhodes and he gets horny on main (street) with this slow-jam.

Too Handsome For This Town

This is one of those tracks where the title really speaks for itself.

Just Can't Get It Up

(You Gotta) Kick It Up A Notch

Awkward, just out of a coma, finds himself in his pants on a St Denis rooftop

This is a cover of "Under the Bridge" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers

There are OVER 100 tracks in the Google Drive (aka the complete back catalog) bit.ly/3sVHmNm

Awkward Under The Bridge

1030 & Bryun have stumbled onto the NFT goldmine!

There are OVER 100 tracks in the Google Drive (aka the complete back catalog) cutt.ly/LTy5yHv

Sellin Jpegs To Losers

There are OVER 100 tracks in the Google Drive (aka the complete back catalog) including a few not seen on the main page bit.ly/3sVHmNm

W - O - R - M - S

He's back! And with new adventures! And in POG form (if POGs had been invented in 1901)

There are OVER 100 tracks in the Google Drive (aka the complete back catalog) including a number never posted to the main page bit.ly/3sVHmNm

The Adventures of Awkward Johnson

Awkward Johnson has a new, can't miss, business... MILK!

There are OVER 100 tracks in the Google Drive (aka the complete back catalog) including a number never posted to the main page bit.ly/3sVHmNm

Milk Guy (Billie Eilish Cover)

Awkward Johnson is helping Mama Laddie, in Valentine, with her new hotel/bath house "The Dirt House."

There are OVER 100 tracks in the Google Drive (aka the complete back catalog) including a number never posted to the main page bit.ly/3sVHmNm

Workin' In The Dirt House

Two Babies In Love

It's the rap remix of Two Babies In Love

There are OVER 150 tracks in the Google Drive (aka the complete back catalog) including a number never posted to the main page bit.ly/3sVHmNm

Also, ALL tracks are downloadable. Just click/tap the [... More] button for more options, including one to download.

Two Babiez In Love

A big fuckin' mummy stole Rosco's eyes

There are OVER 150 tracks in the Google Drive (aka the complete back catalog) including some never posted to the main page bit.ly/3sVHmNm

Big F***in' Mummy

The Laddie In Black

Sounds Of Lads Vol 1

No longer Mayor of Rhodes, Awkward Johnson is just a regular guy.

There is a 10 minute version on Google Drive (link in the sidebar)

He's A Regular Guy (Short)

Eatin' Macaroni & Cheese (at Midnight)

Jeezo Aye

Met My Baby (at the Roller Disco)

Don't Wanna Be A Judge

Stuck In A Queue Blues

Covered in Punk

Precious V

Make Money

The Police Are Bad

Time After Time (Cyndi Lauper cover)

Can't Stop Won't Stop

Sausages

Sausages by The Meatsie Boys

Rosco McClelland is a Scottish comedian & Twitch streamer. Occasionally he improvises original music on the Night Shift (0030-0200 BST most nights

*This account was created, and is updated, with permission from Rosco.

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