Mouf Move
DYLAN (Do You Love A Nigga) :24.5
Mouf Move 1:34
Ice Ron 2:46
Ice Ron Drippin 5:26
Ice Ron Drippin II 6:59
Multnomah Falls-NastyRonInTheNumbers 8:18
We Did It (Denim-mined) 10:58
ShaRhonda’s Boligrafo (Cupcake & Freestyles) 11:44
Hating From Outside The Coochie 13:19
O-Pen Season 14:06
Lilith Fair (Open Mic) 14:39
Watch Him 16:05
Again, I’m (My Nigga) 17:32
Back 2 The Grind 18:11
See You Next Summer 19:19


My Apple MacBook and I have been together for about 18 months now.  When we first met we really hit it off.  I was so excited about meeting Mr. Book-Air because I heard of all the ways he has helped my friends unlock their creative magic over the years.  Whenever I could, after work, before meetings, at bedtime, we would have the best conversations and our chemistry created a microcosm of energy that will inspire the direction for whatever creatives create next, after hearing our joint project.

Within the first three months of being together we edited a few videos and recorded so many tracks.  Whenever I was inspired or needed to vent, he was right there recording, following my editing commands and  he always keeps a help menu.  It was for the fun and freedom, with no plans to produce an album, but with the leaks, I thought it would be a good idea to drop something.

Please, take twenty minutes of your day and humor yourself with our mixtape.  Rose City Misschief Presents…ShaRhonda The Musical Episode 1.

Rose City MissChief Presents...ShaRhonda the Musical Episode 1

Another one from myself and my MacBook.  We got some sampling in, so you’ll hear some Teddy Pendergrass, Kanye West, K. Michelle, and Hillary Clinton (the other P-Funk).  If you listen closely there is also some Ritchie Valens and Hall & Oates.

Episode 1 ended with me starting a new relationship, unable to hoe around with my friends for the summer.  Resentment sets in at the beginning of Episode 2 where I explain to my hating friend that my man abandoned me with some money and expensive hair weave.

In the true spirit of summer events, I made it to a women’s seminar with my friend, and there was drinking.  Listen to a day in less than 20 minutes.

A Band Oned
P.A.B.S.T. (Please And Be Sexy Too) 1:15
NightMares 2:03
Shower-Turn Em Off-Baileys 2:19
Seminar Part 1 3:30
Shamone 2 The Dance Floor 4:28
GRLS GO2 THE BTHRM 2GETHR 2 WRK ON 5RSTYLZ 5:40
Seminar Part 2 8:13
Shakin The Table 13:28
Bae I’m Drunk Intro 14:52
Bae I’m Drunk 15:29
Bring Me 2 A Heel 17:27
The Unheard Drop 18:41

Rose City MissChief Presents...ShaRhonda The Musical Episode 2

Yeah its like a Presidential BO
If you heard my !!1!! stank
But it still get ate
And the !!!!1 too
So I don't believe that to be true
Sound like hate from a sucka !!!!! emcee
Sayin num num num, when he !!!!1 on me
While he squatting in the !!!1!
!!!!! this ain't yours
Put down a payment
Do a couple chores
Want to heat my chocolate Graham crackers
Melt my marshmellow smores
But all jokes b-sides Sis
Go long my nia purpose is more
Balled out on my demo
Gonna pull up in a limo
Like I was the swim teams finest
But Not so B
If I been airing miles
Then thats as backwards as me pushing my NEP
Washed in gentrification
About to takeover, with a makeover
And this goes for all of y'all
Pigeon hole me, I'll rebuild from the stall




Shooting shots
Testing the weather
Like a ground hog
So I had to sound off
Bustin a bar
Feel like I sent a pound off
Of gold
Cause I got that Midas
Whenever in the Cypher
Pen seal (pencil)
Like a deep diver
Pushing daisies
Need a driver
Trust to Watch my cash
In the sun visor
Grow my business tighter
And wiser
Cause I got that medicine
Like pfizer (!!!!!)
I ain't the one to judge
But they all rise her
Brush still wet from
The concealer and the primer
Eye shadow greats only
And never no one phony
Out in cougartown
Acting like a tenderoni
And He Adderall day
Up and AT'M
Pen (pin) and teller
Lace and nailer
Main "ten" ance fees
Gotta Get Stella
Stellar

My pen leaks from ink wells full of love Jones
For my Boyz in the hood, my fresh prince
Looking for the best man
with hoop dreams and fantasies
Of beauty Queens and Hollywood actresses in movie screens
If we could all be blessed
Still dreaming and scheming on success most of us still finesse
Art imitating life now you get to be an example
He didn't know what I was talking bout
Had to give him a sample

Gentrificakeover-Dirtier Version - 12:6:22, 8.51 PM

I did it again.  Just me and my MacBook.  Everytime I try to quit making music, I am reminded that this is the main thing that helps me get through it all.  Since Episode two, I got fired from my job, went on my first International vacation, and started a new job at a higher wage.  While its not the goal, I am closer to it now.  Please enjoy & share.  Thank you.

You're Fired
Welfare Queen
Carpet
Therapy Part 1
Head Space
Therapy Part 2
Boa Round My Neck
Therapy Part 3
Poet & Legend
Therapy Part 4
Just Like That
Outtake

Rose City MissChief Presents...ShaRhonda The Musical Part 3

Rose City MissChief Presents...ShaRhonda The Musical Episode 3

Valentine's Fan2See (Single)

FUKNMAKNMUSEK

I felt infringed upon without recognition on Drake's latest release "For All The Dogs."  He even dissed Esperanza Spalding a grammy award winning bassist who grew up in my same neighborhood.  The last track on his album is called "Polar Opposites."  I just happen to be a Taurus, the polar opposite of Scorpio.  This track begins with the opening skit of my release "Rose City MissChief Presents...ShaRhonda The Musical Episode 2."  

Next I play the skit from "Calling From You" and I believe the first world problems she was having is an example from my concept.  My poem, I wrote completely by myself is read as the following:

Hair down my back when I flew back
Descended to Portland in the first class
These Espy's Spalding Nonstop I'm home
Talking bout Jumpman But I feel Knights dad
We just got better poems
Two books, Two phones, no cracks, 
not your side piece
I was at the Oregon Symphony 
and nobody sent for me
Hit your enemies in the crossfire, 
maybe that's why he came
You don't scare me at all
You not even Kendrick Lamar tall
You not even Dame Lillard, And he play basketball
Sitting up with Erykah Badu sipping tea, crying over Kiki
We polar opposites, 
I'm like Meek Mill and Pusha T
I am beef if we talking zodiac shit
I see you keeping in touch with your feminine side
Them some colorful clips
Touring in arenas, pushing 'gendas
Light skinned and yet still a soft nigga
In and out of emotional states 
like humidity to hair on press day
I can pull up in a blazer and talk raptors
I already said, I'm a beast and not one of these rap whores


Used your mic to bite my holy field?
Say Amen, send niggas to Best Buy?
All that Rich Flexin but licking me was your best try?
  
Might be one of the first of the last poets to ever body Aubrey
Does that make me anti Semitic?
Ain't nobody gonna play this shit anyway
Just want to keep it all science and Kemetic, bad timing?
My ignorance is blissfully waiting in line on Black Friday at Best Buy
Check a mic on New Years Eve
And show off a new cut
And don't get so drunk
That it accidentally slide in my butt
"Sexuality is all about where you psychologically rank in the spectrum"
Is that how you bait them?
Mazel Tov
Now can we go see Jacob?
Esau and Edutainment made me more like Public Enemy
Since elementary been chanting about
How freedom not free
Generations fighting for reparations and reciprocity

Used your mic to bite my holy field?
Say Amen, send niggas to Best Buy?
All that Rich Flexin but licking me was your best try?

I'm gonna ask for Mansa Musa if they ever offer me Microphone Capes
I can only be myself I'm not one of these deep fakes
I'm not the lucky one
Cassow know what I'm talking bout 
I used to see him in his bow tie
I used to wear no lye 
Under a wig
Til I had to get my shit cut to the roots
Went to see Hanif the barber
We listened to Nas and talked about Nobody's
I'm nosy 
I asked him if the homegirl hit it already
We all got lives that started before our wives
Sometimes I take the hi jab
All I need is the right hook
Miracle oils and good books
From Hannakuh to Ramadan, I usually atone
I knew it was gonna be like this when You People set the kufi on fire
What did it take to get Akeem to Queens anyway
A Broke Lynn, I've done enough cryin
In a past life I wore a Yamaka
And that's why my hair thin

For All The Blogs

Keep it playa
Keep it cool
I'm on the road
I'm on the move

Keep it playa
Keep it cool
I'm on the road
I'm on the move

Who was that
Where Ya been
Questions I'm sick of asking
Do alright (I write) without any backing
No action is a reaction
Leave the table after pulling my napkin
Off My lap
running round
can't chase no nigga
I got a crown
Can't let no nigga
Pull me down
Won't come off as Negative Nancy
Bitter cause a nigga out here lancing
down to earth ain't just about them
Flashie Lights and France flights
Aint seen one Tiffany Blue hue box
This ain't got no ties
Ain't got no locks
No St. Laurents, in sneakers I'll walk
Cause they like busses

Keep it Playa
Keep it cool
I'm on the road
I'm on the move

While he over there in the next b cakes
Asking her do ya wanna
Roll the kesha, marijuana
Like, who else he got an eye on?
Need to get money, not my spy on
So I'm out like Seacrest Ryan
Even when I used to read Right On! ®
I was always my own idol
Don't need a nigga in my face lyin
Like it was 2010
I got new nuances, different cadences
Won't get too specific about suspicions
As I'm coasting to the ocean
Somewhere Pacific
To trust a nigga or my intuition?

Keep it playa
Keep it cool
I'm on the road
I'm on the move

Keep it playa
Keep it cool
I'm on the road
I'm on the move

I said shake that ass hoe
Let's fundraise
Took a bitty bitch on the road with me
Seventeen Good in most states
So please tell a nigga don't hate
Plus she already know who she are
Fuck with older niggas cause they got cars
Already turned out, I'm a turn her up
Give her good advice so they don't burn her up
It's a real good day for a pimp
Cold ass day for a simp
All the bhad barbies outside
Wanna get in my ride
Cause I'm living a life
If I said something wrong
Then get right now
Told her to get it all before she pipe down
Flow so hard ain't gotta type now
Baby girl I'm a change your life now

Keep it playa
Keep it cool
I'm on the road
I'm on the move
Keep it playa
Keep it cool
I'm on the road
I'm on the move

Rose City MissChief Presents ShaRhonda McCauley The Musical Episode 4

Keep It Playa

Rissa Riss Intro

How We Roll feat Francheyes

Rose City MissChief comically fucks her way to the top of the Portland, OR hip-hop scene on the remix of Nicki Minaj's "Barbie Dreams."  She asks, "Who you gotta fuck round here to get some streams?" and mentions artist from the area while playing on attributes of their life or personality.  The track has been described as being similar to that of 50 Cent's "How To Rob."

Portland Dreamz (Barbie Dreams Remix)

Lyrics

In a trance, transfixed,
Can't transfer or transmit, no transit
Will He touch down with a Chief-No Kansas
Will He let me in on what his plans is
I'll take my chances, sex in my glances
I'm making advances, what's the circumstances
I'm searching for answers, can't rest til I'm with him
I day dream about all the love I wanna give him
Go getter and I'm a go get him
Won't rest til I'm with him, I'm a go get him
Insane cause my brain can't refrain
From thoughts that entertain candlelight and champagne
I'm calling out his name on my campaign
Contemplate and concentrate
It's all on my brain til we consummate
He took all my thoughts yeah he confiscate
Now I'm stuck on him like constipate
Cause He the $h!t
He the $hit

All I do is Think About Ya Baby, I do

Dumb founded
Chemistry mix with me and compound it
It ain't all about if he come pound it
But I think if he pound it, it will keep me grounded
Keep him surrounded by the curves God rounded
I'm pitchin and I'm mounded, he can come and mount it
It's like a mountain, got me like a fountain
Spouting, if he gets deeper I'll be drowning
But only in the dream sequence
Manipulating reasons I need to see him
I wonder if he knows I feel I really need him
I know how to treat him, plus I been thinking
Zoning out, pondering on what to do to keep him
With no question, he's my selection
Nearly my posession once he learn the lesson
I pray to God daily to cash in on my blessing
Cause He a gift
He a gift

All I do is think about ya baby, I do

ALL I DO (CLEAN)

Ice Ron is so cold, out here breaking hearts and shooting charts as she stays focused on her money and let's the gentlemen know she is not settling for anything less.  Enjoy this track!

Ice Ron

Rose City MissChief invites you to join us for another adventure with another alter ego, NastyRonInTheNumbers on "Multnomah Falls." Come visit Oregon.  Photo by Dave Hoefler.

NastyRonInTheNumbers (Multnomah Falls)

Portland Penmanship at its finest,  I was born and raised in the beautiful City of Roses, Portland, OR where I began to hone my craft at 9 years old.  

I am an original and former member of the rap group Rose Bent and spend plenty of time working on solo music.  As a writer I have released 2 poetry books under my government name ShaRhonda McCauley.  

I own all of my music and it is all registered with ASCAP.  For booking and licensing requests email me at rosecitymisschief@gmail.com

Follow me on all the social networks @rcmisschief and the networking platform I started @sherhyme.

Listen to my spoken word at 
https://www.reverbnation.com/rosecitymisschief

also known as...
Sarah Paidlynn
Auntie Bar-bar-a

RoseCityMissChief

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