ChapterRewritten VR PINE Take

* YOU WANT A TASTE OF "The Freedom Fries?"
* YOU DEAL WITH MORT G. !!
* ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS "Shake A Poor Sinner's Hand"
* AND YOU CAN INVEST IN FREEDOM FOR LIFE!

pine's Rewritten Take, mort g. is a swapped version of uhhhhhhh idk you figure it out

Swimming With A Shark (RV Pine)

Fuck You i can do Anything! i can you can Fuck You do Anything!

I CAN YOU CAN (rv pine)

* YOU GOT A "Summer Update" ON THAT TRANZzACTION ???

* OH...

* WELlzZ... I JUST CALLED TO TELL YOU THAT   .    TO

Transaction Failed (RV Pine)

NOW WE'RE PARTNERS FOR LIFE, AY DKKR,,,t??? ASRIEL???

def gonna update this thumbnail its BAD and BETTER IDEA !!! came in my head

i might even change it again but dont hold me to it

Mutual Transaction (RV Pine)

HEY HHEY HEY
IF YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR SOME (Freedom Fries) IN YOUR LIFE?

YOU TALK TO MORT

AND (no one else)

EVER (again).

Mortintro Probablycalledsomethingjustlike SharkTank (RV Pine)

alright that was the last track thanks for. Morting <:) everyone <:)

Legal Tender (RV Pine)

LOOK AT ALL THESE ??>> nHAND...??
AZZY, AZZY L00K L;OK!!!!!
WE GOT A CATCH, CATCH!!
Kkzzrr WUEE HEEHEHEHAHAAHA!!!

OH WAIT.

YOU KIDS ARE @ TheCatch


enjoy your BATTLE against THE WORLD but SPELLED DIFFERENTLY!!!

WE CAN DO ANYTHING (RV Pine)

STEP RIGHT UP YOU LITTLE WORMS!!
THERE'S A REAL MARVEL JUST WAITING BEHIND THESE       

WHAT?? WHAT?! 
NO!! YOU NEED A TICKET TO RIDE !!

So, um... who are you?

MY NAME IS TICKETMASTER!!
MY FRIENDS CALL ME HAMPTON.
...BUT YOU CALL ME TICKETMASTER.

How do we get a ticket?

YOU GOTTA
...
YOU UH
...
I DON'T KNOW WHERE I LEFT THEM!
SORRY KID(S)

Tickets Please (RV Pine)

Nerdly WIP (RV Pine)

less of a chapter rewritten thing and more of a Hey, What If She Was He

also BADASS. queen redesign by @pizza_tony_ on twitter its. GOD. its SO badass. go check him out NOW. you wanna see the full thing? check him out NOW.

QUEEN (R.V. Pine)

imagine me angrily pointing at pizza tony again

Warez (R.V. Pine)

YOU'RE ALREADY STRAPPED IN!
AND YOUR TICKET IS
EXPIRED?!
WELL THIS WON'T DO!
NOT AT ALL!!
OH... YOU, SON!
YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING SO MUCH MORE VALUABLE...
THAT LIGHT!!
WHAT A BEAUT!
THAT'LL BE OUR ARRANGEMENT.
HAND OVER THE LIGHT, I'LL LET YOU TAKE A LITTLE RIDE AROUND TOWN.

No     No

WHAT?!
YOU'RE REFUSING MY DEAL?!
WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF LOAN SHARK?!

IT'S ALL ABOUT YOURSELF NOWADAYS.
ALRIGHT! I'LL MAKE A SHOW YOU'LL NEVER FORGET!
IT'S TIME FOR A VERY CROWD-PLEASING DEAL!!
AEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAAHEAEH!!

THE FINE GAME OF NIL (R.V. Pine) ((Old))

originally i was gonna make a bunch of morts and junkils running around eachother but then i decided to just. Mort heh ehe hehahaha

I Can You Can 2 Cover (R.V. Pine)

LINE UP YOU [[Shmucks]] I ONLY GOT ENOUGH TICKETS FOR  
................
3: Lucky Customers
................

THE FINE GAME OF NIL (R.V. Pine)

Sharklaughx.wav

NEW (new) MORT voiced by BadonkaBonkers and NEW (new) MORT theme by R.V. Pine and also all NEW (new) MORT dialogue by R.V. Pine.


"THEY FFINALLY LEt me OUTTA THE (Orange Box)
IT WAS GETTTng ZzzTUFFY IN THERE

FOR YOU'RE GeNEROXITY , I'LL (gift) YOU A NEW GAME
A (little) NUMBER{Z} GAME...

STAY Tuned OR DON'T
  x                 Dn't CXARE!!
UEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE "

Swimming With a Shark V2 (R.V. Pine)

some more NEW (new) MORT from R.V. Pine, along with the NEW (new) MORT voice by BadonkaBonkers

<@&120166852945248384572> 
IT'S JUST A SIMPLE NUMBER GAME
IF YOUR RUBEEZ DRopz 2 {0}
YOU'RE (Probably Dead)

I CAN YOU CAN V2 (R.V. Pine)

Mort G. CLASSIC (R.V. Pine)

* Mort starts counting up and down in rapid succession

I CAN YOU CAN V2 ((CLASSIC)) (R.V. Pine)

SO.
YOU DIDN'T {{Accept}} Mine GIFTE.
VI!! YOU CAN STILL--

%^{@z.yOU CAN RENEW Your 

(One Time Free Passcode) 

I HAD TO {{5/554.43.22.1.34}} A L000ttta PEOPLE
...

OK. OK. UEHEHEHEHEHE.
OK OK OK OK OK OK OK WAIT.
 I Gotta NEW IDEA

Music and Dialogue by R.V. Pine

ChapterRewritten VR PINE Take

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