Diaper fetishes, Nazis, meth sex, Jesus’ broken heart and more on this, the first gathering of The Roundtable of Gentlemen.

Episode 1: It Begins

Happens just as often as shark attacks. We will prove this fact and more on this, the second episode of The Roundtable of Gentlemen. We’ve got our resident Ghost Expert Jackie Zebrowski in the cellar this week to talk about how we should NOT fuck with ghosts. At all. But we’re gonna do it anyway.

Episode 2: Ghost Herpes Attack

Yeah, that’s right. Our brand new member of the Roundtable, Jackie Zebrowski, doesn’t think Hitler is such hot shit when he’s compared to the ole Man of Steel. Tune in to hear us discuss this and more, including such fascinating topics as Bobby Fischer being dug up, rape in Cancun and what a person can do with 40 to 60 human heads on this, the third episode of The Roundtable of Gentlemen.

Episode 3: Stalin

He talked shit for two weeks and the day of reckoning has finally come for Mr. Kevin Barnett. Tune in to see if he holds to his claim that he can drink as much Coors Original as he wants, cuz Banquets are for pussies.

Episode 4: Barnett Gets Fucked Up

Goddamn, we got whales, Ben inadvertently utters the words that will one day be inscribed on his tombstone, Kevin schools the shit out of us on the subject of Cryptozoology, Holden uses the creepy child voice again, Jackie explains periods with gusto, and Ed celebrates his first hard-on since hernia surgery.

Episode 5: The Telephone Is Bleeding

hey made it ! Well, I suppose I could say we made it. Murderfist, of which three members of the Round Table are in the group, did a 12 hour sketch marathon on Saturday. To match it, me and Ben did a 12 hour drinking marathon. Tune in to hear the day-after fallout. Plus, we’ve got number 1 fan and Ben’s college friend Dave Koehler in the studio! Ben once threw him through a window!

Episode 34: Dancing Skeletons

Join us for this edition of The Round Table as we discuss hot beef fat injections, meat babies and drunken elks, plus it's time for the return of the Round Table Lightning Round! We've also got special guest Thomas Dale sitting in for our boy Ben Kissel and Jason Kalter and Joe List sitting in the Hut.

Episode 63: Actually Kind of a Serious Day

This week on the Round Table, the boys get to talk about a real-life Weekend At Bernie's with strippers, more donkey news and eatin' balls, plus in the return of The Newlywed Game, we find out how many vaginas Jackie has seen and Marcus' exact penis size!

Episode 64: Wink It!

Death! It comes to us all. But today on the Round Table, we're obsessed with it. Misquoted rap lyrics, misguided confessions, our last words, and a homemade pair of nunchucks and more on this, the 65th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. Today features Mr. James Adomian in the Chuckle Hut!

Episode 65: Murder in the Wind

Alchemy sure ain't what it used to be. Tune in to find out why and how it relates to a string of Chicago car robberies, plus frozen armadillo assault! We've also got comedian Cody Hess and podcast favorite John F. O'Donnell sitting in for our boys Ed and Kevin.

Episode 68: The Disease Factor

So you know how when you listen to the Round Table and everyone's drunkenness gets more and more obvious as the show goes on? Well! Tune in for this week's second Round Table to hear what happens when we record two in a row. Child sacrifice! Pissin' on art! FIGHTS!

Episode 78: One Big Drunken Mess

On this, the 101st episode of Round Table: a study proves penguins to be rapacious necrophiliacs, a woman accidentally doses her child's lunch with PCP, and penguins also prove to be bad pets for a Brooklyn apartment. Most of this episode is about penguins, actually. Joining us this week are comedian Dan Soder, Epic Fail producer Gareth Reynolds, and the man with the penguin connection himself, comedian Chris Distefano.

Episode 101: Bobby Pets

This week on the Round Table: a serial hugger is being sought after in Missouri, a woman is attacked by a pack of raccoons, a man cuts off his surrogate father's head with a shovel, and the Round Table pitches their most unsellable movie ideas, plus Micah Sherman, Myq Kaplan, Henry Zebrowski, and John F. O'Donnell stop by.

Episode 106: Sushi Rumukai

On this, the 108th episode of the Round Table: a boy with Tourette's is beaten up for his involuntary Nazi salutes, a Christian puppeteer is arrested for plotting to cook and eat children, and 248 fetuses are found in a Russian forest. This week we've got Molly Knefel, Michelle Wolf, John Roy (briefly), and Saman Arbabi!

Episode 108: Giving Back To The Community

On this, the 132nd episode of the Round Table: a man claiming to be Meatloaf almost kills a taxi driver, a woman in Brazil tries to murder her husband with a poisoned vagina, and a man is arrested for having sex with a horse trying to make a horse-man baby. Joining us today: Andrew Short, Reid Faylor, and Alex Moore!


Episode 132: Swag to the Moon: New Jackets

This week on the Round Table: a study finds Budweiser sends more people to the ER than any other alcoholic beverage, a boy in Africa gets his buttocks eaten by a chimp, and a 12 year old wrestles a gator into submission, saving a local elder. Joining us today: Amber Nelson and Danny Jolles!

Episode 158: All of the Buttocks

Today on Round Table: a man named Teitz goes by the name of Gooch and steals his date's car, a Saudi Arabian man divorces his wife for loving a camel more than him, and a foul mouthed Dallas teacher gets in trouble for describing his penis to a class full of 7th graders. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski and Chris Nester!

Episode 235: The Snow Outside Is Fatter Than The Bride

Today on Round Table: another serial pooper shows up in Akron, a bride dumps a groom at the altar for being unable to do simple arithmetic, and a 75 year old woman chokes a rabid raccoon to death. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski and Micah Sherman!


Episode 236: Walking On Broken Glass

Today on Round Table: a new drug called Flakka sweeps the nation and a Bumblebee Tuna gets cooked along with 12,000 pounds of the fish he most likely despised.

Episode 243: Man in the Tuna

Today on Round Table: a man in Brooklyn is almost arrested for legally grilling a guinnea pig in a Brooklyn park, 1100 piglets die in a tragic accident, and the world's first successful penile transplant recipient gets his girlfriend pregnant. Joining us today: Julie Rosing, Chesley Calloway, and Henry Zebrowski!


Episode 246: Philadelphia Fever

Today on Round Table: a hitchhiking robot meets his untimely demise after less than two weeks in America, an octogenarian is arrested for copulating with a bush, and a Texan is almost killed when a bullet meant for an armadillo ricochets and strikes him in the jaw. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski and Travis Irvine!

The Rain Has Been Ceaseless and the Bugs Are Aplenty

This week on Round Table: A prison mouse is caught muling drugs, bad people give booze to babies and monkeys, and we compare huge-dicked celebrities. Joining us today: Amber Nelson, Seena Jon, and Natalie Jean!

Episode 266: Ben Eats A Bug

This week on Round Table: an Indonesian drug czar proposes a thousand crocodile plan to keep prisoners from escaping, a Brazilian toddler defeats a poisonous viper by eating it alive, and a Japanese man is arrested for peeping up women's skirts from underground. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski, Mike Recine, and Skulk the Hulking! 

Episode 267: Jazzem

Today on Round Table: Indian police force a thief to ingest four dozen bananas in an attempt to retrieve a gold chain he had swallowed, a Tampa neighborhood discovers almost 900 sex offenders living in their midst, and a package thought to contain a bomb in Alabama turns out to be full of hot dogs. Joining us today: Ian Fidance!

Episode 273: Salient Points

The gang is joined by Micah Sherman and Carmen Lagala to discuss the ethics of dwarf tossing, mourn the loss of Willow the official Canadian groundhog, and to design their ultimate virtual realities. 

Episode 275: Cocktail Humans

The gang is joined by Henry Zebrowski to learn about some students who got a little too creative in Home Ec, a stabbing at a party celebrating another stabbing, and to discuss their ideal VR scenarios.

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Episode 309: There's *** in the Frosting!

The gang is joined by Henry Zebrowski in their first ever news story-less episode, in which they provide commentary to an ongoing Jumbo Shrimp game, discuss their own fantasy sports teams, and fight about the best and worst ways to eat shrimp.

Episode 325: The Little Tablers

The gang talks about the perils of committing crimes around a talking bird, reminisce about favorite mushroom-centric foods, and decide which buildings need boobs.

Episode 340: Bird Justice

The gang learns about a gang of nurses who got a little too raunchy, a forgetful drunk who accidentally reported his car stolen, and  Florida hurricane safety.

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Episode 341: Bagels and Cream Cheese

The gang hears a tale of a botched nose job leaving a guy with a permanent boner, the creation of vomit proof shoes, and relive experiences when they wish they'd been wearing vomit proof clothing.

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Episode 342: No Flush Experiences

The gang learns about an under-qualified sign language interpreter, debate the phrasing of multiple bigfoots, and decide which monsters would be the best three-way partners.

Episode 343: Pizza and Monsters

The gang is joined by Mookie Thompson and Molly Knefel to learn about a 30 year old murderous clown, a rescued piggy, and to tell tales of swingers parties gone wrong.

Episode 344: Swingin'

The gang is joined by Carolina Hidalgo to receive a killer clown update, learn about the discovery of Santa's bones, and talk about Holden's "other friend group".

Episode 345: Friendship Is Magic

Myka Sherman joins the gang to talk favorite must-see-tv block shows, likely temperatures of nacho cheese, and more!

Episode 346: Sour Milk

The gang is joined by Travis Irvine to learn about a pig who disrupted a plane, Bart the Bear's extensive IMDB credits, and to debate the best kinds of jerked meats.

Episode 347: Hollywood Bear-lebrities.

The gang is back and they talk turkey consent, "The Pest", banning the banjo and how to tell if a cat likes you. 

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On today's Round Table, the gang discusses a teenager trapped in a bell tower, a donut eating contest resulting in an arrest, and mortuary switch 'em ups. 
In the chuckle hut - Henry Zebrowski!

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The Roundtable of Gentlemen is a weekly podcast that discusses in illuminating detail the events of our time. TRTG are Ed Larson, Kevin Barnett, Jackie Zebrowski, Holden McNeely, and Ben Kissel with newsman Marcus Parks.

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