In times of plenty, we did plunder, we ate lighting and 'shat' thunder.
Theres mortals, that are our equals, cos self made gods get no sequels.

(chorus) 
Show me your desires, you'd do the same now if you could.
Cos in these times Austerity Pleasures, don't tell me that greed don't feel good.

On this cruse ship, slowly sinking, wheres the captain? what your thinking.
Please don't panic, its just procedure,
Put on your string vest, follow your leader. 

(chorus)

Walk into the fire, and tell me me that you would, cos in the sea, theres nothing left but you and er me, cos all that time you could.

Austerity Pleasures Master (demo 2014)

This song will probably offend just about everyone that hears it.
Written back in the day using 'Daily Mail' headlines and good old fashioned shock tactics.  21 yr old me and how i discovered the world was not just birds meets bees, some times its birds meets birds and so on. 
The song deals with gender stereotypes, Un-equal pay, objectification and religious tensions.
Ironically lots of the lines in this song came true! (this was written well before any of that Russian thing)
I was trying to do 'MACC LADS' plays 'Riot GiRRL'
This song can be taken anyway you like. But listen to it a few times , you might just get the tongue and cheek satire.
Otherwise please write to Point of View and Marry Whitehouse with your feedback.

A womans place is in the kitchen.......
Making cabinets, that she bought from ikea.
What if the instructions come in RUSSIAN?
Only goes to prove you can never trust a man.

A womans place is in the bedroom.....
She's often there trying to get to sleep.
Hiding underneath the sheets, worrying about how she gets fat when she eats.
- and no you not gonna borrow any of my mascara.

*Chorus*
Its DIY for girls, young women with a point to prove, while the world is turning by, theres something about  the tongue and groove!??!

A womans place is in the bathroom....
Well yeah, thats where she spends most of her time, chained down to the sink, shame she was never paid enough to think.

A womans is on her knees.....
Ironicly preying to oh father god, shake your fist at mother nature, how you loose powers when you get old.
- and no, you can't have any of my oil of Ulay. (now called something like Olay)

*ch

Mid8*
Have you ever wondered, in this all 'spice' and nice girls world, what young women are made of these days? Well it aint the fairy tales they told me when i was a kid, oh no, it goes, somet6hing like this.
' so rub together your slugs and snails, and strap on your puppy dogs tails, i don't know why you do you just can, but why would you wanna be... a .. man?'
Just remember kids Fascism is only 4 letters away from femanism!
*note* - pretty much most words are 4 letters away from a lot of other things... but still even Katie Hopkins wouldn't say that lol. 

D.I.Y For Girls Master (demo 2014)

The more music i learnt to play, the harder it became to dance to music.
this one is for all you musicians out there and for all you people that went to school dances but were too shy to dance.

guess what, i still can't dance... but this song does have a calypso guitar solo.. so eat that kidz !

MY TWO LEFT BEAT NEW VOX (demo 2103)

When everything is not how it seems and you can feel everything and everyone around you dyeing. Some how you just have to pretend that everything going to be ok. Lying a lie is not a bad thing if your still living. Some times you just don't need to hear the truth.

The weather forecast hurricanes, Maybe i should have brought a better coat.
When i wear sunglasses well it always rains, and at this rate we are gonna need a bigger boat.

And i forget, that you pretend that we're not in Kansas now.
All alone, we're on our, waiting for the gun to come and we can end it all.

So i put my Game face on, and like a good boy, solider on, i never though this was the truth but i never cried out for the proof.
As i see your faces now, all that caught and out and how, all i thought about the truth, but we were never further from the.....

I wish i had scarecrows brain, oh i wish i had a tin man heart.
Oh the courage of a lion oh well that would be well so insane.
But i should have know that we never could right from the start. 

*this song was and is dedicated to Fee, thanks for all your time and efforts, it was a blast! :)

** this song has not been endorsed by the wizard of oz - or any rights holders for that or wicked the musical!

OZ Mix 1 (2014)

Being in a band is not cool. 
Being in a band is blood, sweat, tears, sacrifice, pain, more pain, and if you are lucky, some sense of enjoyment that you are part of something bigger and better than the sum of its parts.

This song is dedicated to all past band members and musicians, That i have had the pleasure. (or displeasure) to have made sweet musical love with over the years.

Where and whenever you are i raise a glass to you.

Scans And Scars Mix 1 (demo 2104)

Do you remember a time 30's - 60s, like in films and comic books that science promised us a utopian future?
Stuff like cars, and jets were just so much cooler looking back then.
This song is about that future that we never got.
I was heavily inspired by the fantastical works of doc hammer and jackson publick.
These guys are the guys that bring you The Venture Bros.
If you've not seen it, defiantly check them out.
'Failure, Epic Failure'
*hurry up and make season 6 lol!

The Jet Age 2 (demo 2014)

me and the Hungarian smashed this song out in 1 session.
the moral being. drink less - drum more. 

many sticks were broken to bring you this track!

Vandel Eyez Mix

off on tour this week - so heres a new mix available exclusively in Hungary.  "there is a lack of bobby stickah's face on this cd"

Scabs And Scars - So Hungary I Could Eat a Horse mix

dodgy cover of that Brittany song 't o x i c'

TOXiC (16bit) from tascam

OneArmed Vox(2)

1st venture on to soundcloud by me... a 2012 LIKe I cARE demo song with a bit of mixing help from the frenchie.
guitars n vox - roy
drums - matt
bass - fee
other guitar - chris
synthism - frenchie

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