An ode to one of the greatest bands.
Song by Royken Zomerdijk & The Variants of Concern.

I've Fallen In Love (With The Guy From Ween)

I Can't Afford To Pay For Petrol To Fill Up My Car

We met in cooking school, way back when
He learnt the ancient are of Chinese cooking, and told me his name was Chen
I felt a special devotion, emotion in my heart move
the theme ingredient was love, Chairman Kaga didn't approve....

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Chen Kenichi (Iron Chef Song)

She has a llama and his name is Binky, 
loves him very much,
loves him very much

Binky The Llama

Mindy, sweet Mindy, what happened to you?

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Mindy

There's a riot in the ice-cream van,
can you see the children run as fast as they can

Riot In The Ice Cream Van

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She Dont Use Jelly (Flaming Lips)

Shitty Demos

Mr Skafe

Lyrics:
Annie, Annie
Hello Annie
How Are You Today?

I'm Super Happy Go Lucky
But Thank You Anyway

And What Did You Do With All The Chocolate Cake?
I Fed it To The Ducks But They Didn't Like The Taste

She Fed It To The Ducks But They Don't Like The Taste

Fin.

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Annie's Song

Described as the cute, quirkiness of Adam Green, mixed with the deliberate lo-fi aesthetics of musicians such as Daniel Johnston and Bill Callahan - Royken Zomerdijk blends simple, offbeat lyrics with acoustic guitar and a range of musical accompaniments, from shakers to glockenspiels, kazoos to cereal boxes and anything and everything he can utilise to create his sounds.

Born in his bedroom, as a teenager in 2004 - Royken put his beaten up old acoustic guitar and 8 track tape recorder to use, creating songs about kids robbing ice cream vans, odes to llamas and love songs about iron chefs.

His music has been played on the radio in both the United States and Australia, including being selected to be featured on Mike Watt's (The Stooges, Minutemen) radio show. Although his fan base was always small -  they were dedicated - including one publican in Delaware who copied Royken's music to CD and handed them out to customers at his bar.

Thanks to the magic of SoundCloud, please enjoy this collection of genre defying hits of lyrical genius.

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