Lyrics:

Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who has everything?
Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one wardrobe hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, she's got everything
I've got leggings and swimsuits a-plenty
I've got cupboards of nylon galore
You want bodycon dresses?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more


I wanna be where the sharkies are
I wanna see, wanna see them sparklin'
Walking around in those - what do you call 'em?
Oh - Jeffrey Campbells!


Wearin' knock offs, you don't get too far
BM is required to get that fit right
Rolling along on a - what's it called again?
Boat party!


Up where they pose, up where they smile
Up where they have such good goddamn style
Super shiny - wish I could be
Part of that world


What would I give if I could own an inside-out dress?
What would I pay on eBay for that dream piece?
Cuz they're all fans, they understand
All my friends think that I am a mess
Fashion queens, sick of jeans
Ready to shine


And ready to wear leggings every day!
Collect all of the skater dresses
What's a jL and why do his designs make me...
Yearn?


When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, to be the stuff a sharkie's made of?
Out of normality
Wish I could be
Part of that world

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