Six Examples of the Wilhelm Scream e.p. Out on 6th June 2025 on Socks on Records. 10" available through Weekend Offender Records.


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'a chaotic sonic visceral assault' BBC Fresh on the Net


Six Examples of the Wilhelm Scream

The first year at the University of Glamorgan, probably late 2002. I only attended 3 lectures or so my entire career, preferring instead to plumb the depths of my soul and examine my mind from both micro and macro viewpoints, like a man standing between 2 parallel mirrors. After doing something that tends to keep you awake for too long, then doing it again, again, & then again. A marathon. 3 days later and still no sleep, a spider absailed down the curtains in my Halls cell-like box room. For some reason this produced an intense few hours of nightmarish arachnids lurking on ceiliings, chasing me down corridors, webs thick across the common room. God knows what I looked like, tearing wild-eyed past the silent doored & slumbering student rooms. Eventually managing to wake Matt, Apprentice Green's drummer, multi-instrumentalist & all round good egg. Perhaps unsurprisingly, the spider invasion had not occurred & I had not, in fact, been whisked off as the Devil's plaything to the caverns of Hell. Even the original rappelling spider was actually a bit of fluff suspended on a thread of curtain material. Ah well. Stay in school kids. 

The song was written a year or so later, morphing through a few forms. Special mention goes to Brummy's loping bassline & Matt's guitar overdubs. All recreated here. I have no idea how I wrote the piano riff. Probably just mashed the keys until it sounded good. Much like I do now.

Apprentice Green

Nightspiders

Release date 14/03/2025

A fresh slice of mischief from post-postmodernist foamcore noisewranglers, Rudimentary Paste.

Big, beautiful and mildly unhinged.

Available to stream from all the usual places and on 7" from Weekend Offender Records: https://weekendoffenderrecords.bandcamp.com/album/thats-why-she-lost-her-job-as-a-blue-peter-presenter-ep

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That's Why She Lost Her Job As A Blue Peter Presenter

Memories

Thurston's Nightmare

Roi De L'Herbe

King Of The Grass

it's not always bad to see the world through rose-coloured glasses

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sweet song

Afrotrip

Foam Animals

Lead track from the new e.p Six Examples of the Wilhelm Scream. Out on all streaming platforms on 6th June 2025. Cover your hair and your eyes.

Official Video here: https://youtu.be/75QJQ9cSkSk?feature=shared

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Morse Code Operator #2

From the Six Examples of the Wilhelm Scream e.p

2013 Koji Uehara can save us all.

Koji

From the Six Examples of the Wilhelm Scream e.p out on 6th June 2025 on Socks on Records.

Bob drives a Tesla and is at least partially responsible for the imminent collapse of western democracy.

The Invention Of A Dentist

From the Six Examples of the Wilhelm Scream e.p out on 6th June 2025 through Socks On Records

And of course now it's...Bright Eyes.

Vertical Meat

I like the 9 to 5
Putting it all on the hard drive
I like the 6 to 10
I watch a movie and then
I goto bed at 11
Pray to the folks who art in heaven
From midnight till 3
I pray for those in purgatory
From 4 o'clock to 8
I pray for those for whom prayers came too late

24 Hour Clock

"Sugar Rush" is the brand new indie-pop anthem by Porcelain Moon that offers a tongue-in-cheek perspective on the exhilarating thrill of a first kiss and new infatuation. A cool mix of indie, bedroom pop, and a touch of jazz, funk and soul - all topped off with honeyed vocals over a groovy beat. 

Written by Emma de Goede and Petrus Gerrit Matthee.
Produced and mixed by Gerry Matthee
Mastered by Mike Zietsman
Cover artwork by Emma de Goede

Read the press release: https://porcelainmoon.ffm.to/sugar-rush-press-release

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