Come on Soul Eaters, lets hit that hitman

@user-261473874: sorry i cant have sex im busy playing hitman

@user-446864595: sorry i cant have sex im repeating jokes

@user-680023001: sorry i cant have sex im milking a dead horse

R1 - M4

SEX! MONEY! DRUGS!

BARKLEY: Slam!!! (And THAT'S how I beat Neil!)
NEIL: How can you be playing if you're still in bed?
www.strawpoll.me/18697629

Ladies and fellas, it's time to slam now! Our fourth battle is against two experts in their fields; Charles Barkley, a basketball legend, and Neil Cicierega, a master of music, videos, and puppets. Who will win this time? Cast your vote now! www.strawpoll.me/18697629

QUAD CITY BARKLEY:
★Songs by the Quad City DJ's
(Space Jam, Ride the Train)
★Songs featured in Space Jam
(I Believe I Can Fly, Y'all Ready for This, Fly Like an Eagle)
★Songs About Basketball
(How I Beat Shaq, Just Got Dunked On, Barkley Shut Up And Jam OST)

NEIL CICIEREGA:
★Songs by Lemon Demon
(Ultimate Showdown, Brodyquest, Spirit Phone, Aaron)
★Songs frequently used in Mouth albums
(Wonderwall, Story of a Girl, One Week, Ghostbusters)
[THIS EXCLUDES SMASH MOUTH.]

This track was made by Wholepunch @whole-punch. Barkley's art was made by Constipated Nugget @nugman07, and Neil's art was made by MS360 @mate-rodriguez. Stay Jammin!

Jordan

NED FLANDERS: “ I'm not here to fight you, I'm here to help you from that addiction...."
LEGO YODA: "Win this battle, I will. Praise Allah instead, I have. Virgin for life, you are."

https://forms.gle/87JhV39ibMjmXmgm8

Who will move on to round two? The Simon Belmont Christian look a like "Ned Flanders"?  OR a Lego crack addict who aims to destroy the dark side? Vote!

NED FLANDERS SOURCES


- Songs from The Simpsons Show and Games (Main Theme, Homer's Day, Sparklemon Battle)

- Songs related to Jesus and God (Rappin' For Jesus, Jesus I Need You, "Jesus, Take the Wheel")

- Songs from Castlevania (Because he's Christian, and the game is about Christian Vampire Slayers) (Vampire Killer, Bloody Tears, Cross Your Heart, Heart of Fire)

LEGO YODA SOURCES

- Songs from the Star Wars franchise (Cantina Band, I'm Han Solo)

- "Green" related songs (Green Day, Green de la Bean)

- Drug related music (I cant feel my face, Breaking Bad Soundtrack, etc)

- LEGO original music (Everything Is Awesome, LEGO Worlds ost)

NOTE: This mashup was automated by RaveDJ bot. The song picking was selected by Diavolo with Ned Flander's art made by Perfecto, the Lego Yoda art made by Toothn't, and the VS. Battle edit made by Crimson. Stay Funny!

Being Happy Is An Awesome Feeling

VOTES ARE NOW CLOSED.
https://soundcloud.com/par-airlines2/r1-m4-results
THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH PAR AIRLINES!
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KOISHI: "I heard that you've got an eye for senseless stabbing~! Although I'm not really sure if that's supposed to be amazing, or if you've just got bad anger issues~."
BEC NOIR: *growl* "You're just another lousy kid I need to put down, shut your trap. Murderin' and stabbin' is my full time job, and I'm a goddamn professional."
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Art by: twitter.com/TVGhost__
Characters Represented: Koishi Komeiji, Bec Noir

Bec Noir's sourcelist:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to the mafia, gangs and other organized crime groups (YAKUZA 0 OST, Pump by Valentino Khan, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Lone Digger, Trainwreck of Electro Swing from AHIT, Cuphead OST, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Songs by Pitbull, Nate Dogg, Snoop Dogg, etc. Dogsong, Who Let The Dogs Out, Hound Dog, etc.)

Koishi Komeiji's sourcelist:
- Songs related to Touhou Project (Hartmann’s Youkai Girl, Bad Apple, Cirno’s Perfect Math Class, UN Owen Was Her, etc.)
- Songs related to memories and forgetting (Thnks fr th Mmrs, Stressed Out, Don’t Forget, September, Memories of Tokyo-To, My Happy Ending, etc.)
- Songs related to eyes (Eye of the Tiger, Cotton Eye Joe, Eye Of The Storm, etc.)
- Music from video games in the Bullet Hell genre [NO OVERLAP, NO UNDERTALE] (Songs from Just Shapes & Beats, Enter The Gungeon, Deltarune, etc.)
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Songs used:
Koishi Komeiji:
Memories of Tokyo-To - Pump Up The Love (Memories/Remembering)
2Pac - All Eyez on Me (Eyes)
Gnarls Barkley - Crazy (Memories/Remembering)
Earth, Wind and Fire - September (Memories/Remembering)
Christina Vee - Bad Apple (Touhou)

Bec Noir:
Toby Fox - MeGaLoVania (Homestuck)
Toby Fox - Black (Homestuck)
Eddie Morton - I'm A Member of the Midnight Crew (Swing/Homestuck)
Pitbull - Hotel Room Service (Dogs)
Valentino Khan - Pump (Mafia)
Snoop Dogg (ft. Wiz Khalifa, Bruno Mars) - Young, Wild, & Free (Dogs)
Steven Universe: The Movie - Other Friends (Swing)
Eminem ft. Nate Dogg (Nate's vocals only, R.I.P.) - Shake That (Dogs)

(R1 - M4) DUEL! Fade to Black ~ Memories of MEGALO

Mira: [ Shadow’s attitude and demeanor reminds Mira of a certain Gang Member. ]
Shadow: ''You remind me of a certain someone… no, that’s in the past. Bring it on!''
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Illustration: taconi https://twitter.com/takotwt , LazerChicken
Music: Thriller Wreath
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Sourcelists:

Bottom and Mira:
-Rips from or Featured in other RPG Maker Games and OHRRPGCE games (Yume Nikki, LISA, Licensed Songs in RPG Maker Games like Kanyequest)
-Michael Jackson songs (Beat It, Smooth Criminal, Sonic 3 & Knuckles)
-Songs Related to Crabs, Fish and other types of Sea Life (Rock Lobster, Crab Rave, Splatoon)
-Songs related to going to the bathroom, or from the Alice in Wonderland franchise (Alice's Theme, I sit down when i pee, Pissing Mario)

Shadow:
-Rips featuring songs from games Shadow the Hedgehog has appeared in (Sonic Adventure 2, Sonic Forces, Shadow the Hedgehog)
-Rips featuring all songs from Crush 40 and Julien-K (Endless Possibilities, Open Your Heart, I Am... All of Me)
-Rips featuring songs from Studio Trigger anime (Kill la Kill, Little Witch Academia, Darling in the Franxx)
-Rips featuring songs from early 2000s 'emo music' (Linkin Park, Finger Eleven, etc)
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Original:
SHADOW:
Blumenkranz - Kill la Kill (Studio Trigger Anime)

BOTTOM AND MIRA:
Thriller - Michael Jackson (Michael Jackson)

[WR1 M4]  Thriller Wreath

VOTE NOW! https://forms.gle/z9H7pSfb5e6fgbQn9
Track by @austhetic
Vs. Template by @trans-rights
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Gamzee: i HaVe RaGe!
Fawful: I HAVE FURY!!
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https://discord.gg/k3aPAmw
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Music: Coney Island Disco Palace
Original Songs: 
Final Fantasy 7 - J-E-N-O-V-A
Super Mario World - Castle Theme
Deltarune - The World Revolving
Homestuck - MeGaLoVania
Homestuck - Moonsetter
Super Mario Bros. - Castle Theme
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Loud Clowns
- Tracks featuring music featured in Homestuck and it's spinoffs
(ex: Sunslammer, Oppa Toby Style, Black) 

- Tracks featuring music related to trolls or "trolling"
(ex: Songs featured in Trolls, songs commonly featured in "Minecraft trolling" videos)

- Tracks featuring songs related to Clowns or in a circus style 
(ex: Music by the Insane Clown Posse, Berry Big Circus)

Fawful
- Tracks featuring songs from Mario RPGs
 (ex: In The Final, Try, Try Again, Rogueport)

- Tracks featuring songs from other games by the primary developers of the Mario RPGs 
(ex: Hamtaro: Rainbow Rescue, Advance Wars, Fire Emblem: Awakening)

- Tracks featuring songs related to Mario enemies
(ex: World Bowser, Honeylune Ridge: Escape, Koopa Cape)

[W R1 M4] Coney Island Disco Palace

This has been by far the closest match so far, staying almost 50/50 every time I checked the votes! 
Thank you to both sides for voting!

The Results! - Lupin the Third Vs. Juan Carlos Bodoque

Art By: https://soundcloud.com/9tailed
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GIOVANNI: "Wh-What?? I... I lost...? But, that's impossible!"

Giovanni falls to his knees, as Shades and the Rat celebrate their victory.

ETROUP (RAT): "That was too easy."

Giovanni smiles, as he fades away.

GIOVANNI: "... Not bad, kid. Not bad."
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After vanishing, Giovanni appeared in the black void, together with the other losers.

URAMIKO: "... You."
GIOVANNI: "Hm? Oh, it's just you. How's your head?"

Uramiko aims her arm cannon into his face.

URAMIKO: "... Just great."

Giovanni just pulls up his gun, and shoots her again, knocking her out for a few minutes.

BABA: "... This shit is crazy."

LEGO Yoda snorts some crack together with Baba.

LEGO YODA: "MMMM... Correct, you are."
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Stay Funny!

Results - Giovanni Vs. Etroup

Track By: https://soundcloud.com/bluez04
Bracket Art By: https://soundcloud.com/wazzuper25 and https://soundcloud.com/crimson-chin-funny-jojoke

Stock Icons By: https://soundcloud.com/beat5kids (NYPT, Spawny)https://soundcloud.com/e-twoup (Dad Egbert, Etroup, Drake And The Rake) Void (Bete Noire)

NEW YORK PIZZA TIME (PIZZA): "Back off punks. We got this in the bag."

SPAWNY: *Spawny admires the burning battlefield, questioning how he got this far.*

BETE NOIRE: Huhuhu. This should be a fun. Come now Kumu, lets wipe these wastes from the world!

DAD EGBERT: HA. I'VE SEEN SCARIER FOES. THAT BEC NOIR FELLOW STILL GIVES ME THE CHILLS.

ETROUP (SHADES): Hey uh, you good? You seem to be twitching a lot Mr. Bell.

DRAKE AND THE RAKE (DRAKE): J-JOSH? WHERE ARE YÒ̶̢̧͔̰͖̤͉̬̗͕̝̓̔̑̈́̋̃͗͛͆̚Ŏ̷̢̢̮̤̯̻̺̫͙͎̪O̷̜̤̮͌̒̈́̅͂́̈O̸͇̠̩̰̮̺̳͕̰͌̃Ǫ̸̢̛̗̣̺̞͇̬̹̭̿́̓́̃̃̍̆̾̈̓̐͌̚U̴͈͉͔̣̫͔̒̎̈́̓͒̽̄

The final battles approach. Who will rise above and face Plankton Or Fox And Foxx in the grand finale?

SOURCES:

Cryptrik - Giant Dubsteps (Jazz Cats)
duckwrth - Start A Riot (Spider-Man)
Justice - Waters of Nazareth (Used in Noteable UNDERTALE fan media)
Fire Emblem Three Houses - Edge of Dawn (Tactical RPGs)
Childish Gambino - Bonfire (Cursed Image Compilations)
Lemon Demon - As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It (Dads)
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Stay Funny!

BRACKET: LOSER SEMIFINALS

Note that we're moving accounts again! Find Winners Round 3 and the future on @ultimustourneypart3 .

The White Noise is growing more and more unstable. There's danger in the air, do you feel it?

Arrangement: MoonageDream
Character Represented: ?

Songs used: 
What Could Have Been - MoonageDream
RISING TENSION ~ Battlefield - MoonageDream

RISING TENSION ~ Battlefield [MOVING ACCOUNTS, NEW ACCOUNT IN DESC]

MAKA: Another murderous maniac on the loose... perfect for us!
SOUL: Prepare to have your soul taken!
47: Hm, a scythe? Interesting choice of weapon. You should probably try using guns, they are more useful in these sorts of situations.

Art: Wabu & Deadhand
Track: @bluez04

Voting Link: https://forms.gle/PS7CaPKnqZHo65HY9

Sources:
Henry Jackman - Kingsman Hoedown (Spies)
Lemon Demon - When He Died (Death)
Soul Eater - Resonance (Atsushi Ohkubo)
Biff Chitlins - Sexy Grandpa Time (Suits)
Khonjin House theme (Suits)
Will Smith - Men in Black (Suits)
Lemon Demon - Knife Fight (Bladed Weapons)
clipping. - Inside Out (Death)
Death Grips - Guillotine (Death)
Final Fantasy 7 - Fighting (Square Enix)

[R1 - M4] Manners Maketh Mortician

BYEAH: Hm-buuurg... You two would- Mmm, Byeah- look great in my bug collection.
BUCK: Bum to the bum to the buck to the bumble! (Sorry fatty, we ain't goin' anywhere. Now stand still so my friend here can suck some of your blood.)

Art: @austhetic
Track: @youre-fired

Voting Link: https://forms.gle/GfnouVe7ur9RGUNd7

Sources:
Alter Bridge - Metalingus (Wrestling)
Doki Doki Literature Club - Your Reality (Jerma Streams)
NOMA - Brain Power (Streams in general)
Crush 40 - I am...All Of Me (Clones)
Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger (GTARadio, Rockstar)
GTA San Andreas Theme (Rockstar)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity)
Cee Lo Green - Fuck You (Toxicity)
Post Malone - Sunflower (Featured in Spider-Man, Insects)
Owl City - Fireflies (Insects)
Various Filthy Frank Sfx (Toxicity)
Main Theme - Buck Bumble (N64 Exclusives)

[R1 - M5 - P1] Stepping Into The Ring With Byeah

47 vs 43...
This match was very close, being tied and switching over and over...
But there can only be one winner...

[R1 - M5] Results

Track: @refriggie
Art: @brugman

Subject #06: Byeah #5232
Hello, Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to episode one of Ruler of Everyone's Mind! So let's uh, get started! Byeah, one of Jerma's many wonderful characters, is ready to wrestle the competition, or bar fight them. With stuff like sources related to clones and wrestling, and being taller than his creator, there's no doubt he won't lose... or maybe it'll end up like every time he appears in Jerma Rumble...

- Music Relating To Jerma, His Streams, Streams In General, And People He's Associated With
(Rat Birthday Mixtape, Red Vox, Doki Doki Literature Club, etc)
- Music From Rockstar Games 
(GTA Radio, Red Dead Redemption OST, Max Payne, etc)
- Music Relating To Clones
(Dark Pit, Clone High, Break The Ice, etc)
- Music Related To Wrestling
(The Time Is Now, Here Comes The Money, MDickey, etc)

Sources:
Byeah Clip (Obvious)
The Pirate Marching Band - PiPsteer (Jerma)
The Time Is Now (Wrestling)

Victory! Byeah

TRACK AND ART MADE BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: HERCULES

BIO:
Say amen! There goes Herc again on his way to his next appearance here in this fight club, and he's here to conquer it with ease. With Hercules' brains and spunk, there's no doubt he'd be hitting the heights at breakneck speed in the Mash Pit - but he's not coming in alone just with his muscles. With the help of religion and other Disney renaissance films, he'll be going from a zero to hero in no time, just like that!

SOURCES:
Kanye West - POWER (Power)
Justice - Waters of Nazareth (Religion)
Kanye West - Jesus Walks (Religion)

SOURCE LIST:

- Disney renaissance films
(Hercules, Mulan, Tarzan, The Lion King)

- Sources about strength, power, or exercise (NO OVERLAP)
(Stronger, POWER, Let's Get Physical)

- Religion/Religious beings, aswell as Greek mythology (NO OVERLAP)
(Jesus is King, VeggieTales, Justice - Cross album)

- The Soul and Gospel genre, or music that heavily samples it 
(Express Yourself, Lift Yourself, Story of O.J.)

Jesus Walks Through Nazareth

Arrangement: Bulnosaur (@bulnosaur40)
Character Represented: Animated Musical Vibes, Aria da Copo

Sources:
ANIMATED MUSICAL VIBES
- Songs widely used in animation memes or AMVs
- Lo-fi Hip Hop songs from 2015 and forward
- Songs from Whisper of the Heart

ARIA DA COPO
- Songs from traditional-style indie fighters
- Songs in the blues genre, or in the style
- Songs related to the undead

Songs used:
Disco Necropolis (Graveyard Stage) - +TEK (ADC - Undead)
Lux Aeterna - Clint Mansell, Kronos Quartet (AMV - AMV songs)
Freaking Out (Sim Gretina Mix) - Mystery Skulls (ADC - Undead; AMV - Animation memes)
Zombie - Bad Wolves (AMV - AMV songs; ADC - Undead)
Big Band & Squigly voice clips and sfx, Leviathan voice clips
Firestar voice clips

The Maddening Eternal Light

Only Here For The Tournaments Sparta Bases, Rap Battles, & FNF

[R1 - M4] Manners Maketh Mortician

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