this is the kind of shit I like about Rockefeller girls

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GIYGAS: "I am... eternal..."
SQUIDWARD: "Too bad that didn't kill me."

RED MIST - 67.7% (130 votes)
HORVITZ HULLABALOO - 32.3% (62 votes)

RED MIST vs HORVITZ HULLABALOO - THIS GAME'S WINNER IS...

Art By: https://soundcloud.com/9tailed
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GIOVANNI: "Wh-What?? I... I lost...? But, that's impossible!"

Giovanni falls to his knees, as Shades and the Rat celebrate their victory.

ETROUP (RAT): "That was too easy."

Giovanni smiles, as he fades away.

GIOVANNI: "... Not bad, kid. Not bad."
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After vanishing, Giovanni appeared in the black void, together with the other losers.

URAMIKO: "... You."
GIOVANNI: "Hm? Oh, it's just you. How's your head?"

Uramiko aims her arm cannon into his face.

URAMIKO: "... Just great."

Giovanni just pulls up his gun, and shoots her again, knocking her out for a few minutes.

BABA: "... This shit is crazy."

LEGO Yoda snorts some crack together with Baba.

LEGO YODA: "MMMM... Correct, you are."
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Stay Funny!

Results - Giovanni Vs. Etroup

Track By: https://soundcloud.com/bluez04
Bracket Art By: https://soundcloud.com/wazzuper25 and https://soundcloud.com/crimson-chin-funny-jojoke

Stock Icons By: https://soundcloud.com/beat5kids (NYPT, Spawny)https://soundcloud.com/e-twoup (Dad Egbert, Etroup, Drake And The Rake) Void (Bete Noire)

NEW YORK PIZZA TIME (PIZZA): "Back off punks. We got this in the bag."

SPAWNY: *Spawny admires the burning battlefield, questioning how he got this far.*

BETE NOIRE: Huhuhu. This should be a fun. Come now Kumu, lets wipe these wastes from the world!

DAD EGBERT: HA. I'VE SEEN SCARIER FOES. THAT BEC NOIR FELLOW STILL GIVES ME THE CHILLS.

ETROUP (SHADES): Hey uh, you good? You seem to be twitching a lot Mr. Bell.

DRAKE AND THE RAKE (DRAKE): J-JOSH? WHERE ARE YÒ̶̢̧͔̰͖̤͉̬̗͕̝̓̔̑̈́̋̃͗͛͆̚Ŏ̷̢̢̮̤̯̻̺̫͙͎̪O̷̜̤̮͌̒̈́̅͂́̈O̸͇̠̩̰̮̺̳͕̰͌̃Ǫ̸̢̛̗̣̺̞͇̬̹̭̿́̓́̃̃̍̆̾̈̓̐͌̚U̴͈͉͔̣̫͔̒̎̈́̓͒̽̄

The final battles approach. Who will rise above and face Plankton Or Fox And Foxx in the grand finale?

SOURCES:

Cryptrik - Giant Dubsteps (Jazz Cats)
duckwrth - Start A Riot (Spider-Man)
Justice - Waters of Nazareth (Used in Noteable UNDERTALE fan media)
Fire Emblem Three Houses - Edge of Dawn (Tactical RPGs)
Childish Gambino - Bonfire (Cursed Image Compilations)
Lemon Demon - As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It (Dads)
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Stay Funny!

BRACKET: LOSER SEMIFINALS

Track By: https://soundcloud.com/youre-fired And https://soundcloud.com/toothnt_the_second

Art By: https://soundcloud.com/e-twoup (Drake And The Rake, Dad Egbert) https://soundcloud.com/beat5kids (Etroup)

THE RAKE: *The Rake slowly crawls towards the three contestants, a horrific.. panting? whispering? coming from it's mƠ̷̈́p̸̒̕e̴͌́n̴͂̀*

DRAKE: Oh god.. What happened, I must've blacked out.. Where is this? Where's Josh? It's all a nightmare, right?! I'll just pinch myself and I'll be good, rigȖ̵͝p̶̎͗

ETROUP (SHADES): Oh god what the fuck is that holy shit dude it's getting closer what the fuck what the fuck this can't be real what the fỲ̸̉ỏ̴͗ȗ̴͝ȓ̴͐

DAD EGBERT: HA.. HA.. THIS ISN'T INTIM̵̑̇i̸͐̕n̸̂̄d̶̮̆

SOURCES USED:
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Drake And The Rake:

Shadow Queen Battle - Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door (Creepy Bosses)
 Drake Bell - Found A Way (Live Action Shows On Primarily Cartoon Channels)
 Drake And Josh Sfx (Live Action Shows On Primarily Cartoon Channels)
 Childish Gambino - Bonfire (Cursed Images)
 Aaron Smith - DANCIN' (KRONO Remix) (Cursed Images)
 iCarly Theme - Leave It All To Me (Live Action Shows On Primarily Cartoon Channels)
 Big Time Rush Theme (Live Action Shows On Primarily Cartoon Channels)
 Boyfriend - Big Time Rush (Live Action Shows On Primarily Cartoon Channels)
 Kefka Laugh Sfx (Creepy Bosses)

Dad Egbert:

 Daniel UK Voicelines (Used In Im Not Your Daddy I'm Your Grandpa, Dads.)
 Biff Chitlins - I'm Not Your Daddy I'm Your Grandpa (Dads)
 Seth Peelle - Sunslammer (Homestuck)
 Lemon Demon - As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It (Dads)
 Dad - Dad Feels Good (Dads)
 Who - Neil Cicierega (Based Off Of Who Can It Be Now, Which is Boomer Rock.)
 Queen - We Will Rock You (Boomer Rock)
 You Can't Fight The Homestuck (Homestuck)

Etroup:

 Jazz Cats And Meowing Sfx (Jazz Cats/Cats)
 Nyan Cat (Cats)
 Rats Birthday Mixtape (Rats)
 Lady GaGa - Bad Romance (Featured In Lasagna Cat. Cats)
 Doja Cat - Bad Romance (Cats)
 KDA - POP/STARS (Twitch)
 TheFatRat - Unity (Rats)
 Kitsune2 - Rainbow Tylenol (Rats)
 Garfield New Cartoon Intro (Cats)
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Stay Funny!

S̵O̷ ̴J̶U̷S̸T̶ ̴T̶U̵R̷N̸ ̷A̷R̷O̵U̷N̶D̴

Track By: https://soundcloud.com/bri-pm
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/e-twoup (Dad Egbert) https://soundcloud.com/beat5kids (Etroup)

DAD EGBERT: SORRY KITTY. YOUR NINE LIVES ARE ABOUT TO RUN OUT. I'M GOING TO DO PURRFECT AGAINST YOU. HAHA.

ETROUP (Shades): Maybe so, but that doesn't take away the fact that you've never made anyone laugh.

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DAD EGBERT SOURCE LIST:

- Songs from Homestuck and Hiveswap not by Toby Fox (CARNE VALE, Good Pilot, Olive Rouge, Rustblood, That’s How I Beat Snake, etc)

- Boomer Rock music (Beatles, Europe, etc)

- Songs about Dads (I’m not your Daddy, I’m Your Grandpa, As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It, etc)
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ETROUP SOURCE LIST:

- Jazz Cat's kfad arrangements (By Fire, Jazz On Mars, World Map, etc)

- Rat related music (as per etroup's request) (Fat Rat music, We're the Rats, etc)

- Songs relating to Cats (Nyan Cat, Whats New Pussycat, The Lion Sleeps Tonight, etc)

- Twitch related music (Brain Power, Never Dance Again, etc)
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Sources Used:
Etroup:
Roc the Dilettante - Nyan Cat [Jazz Cats Cover] (Jazz Cats Arrangements, Cats)
TheFatRat - Unity (Rats)
Mario Paint - Cat SFX (Cats)
Garfield - Cool Cat (Cats)
Fernanfloo/TheFatRat - Rap de Fernanfloo (Rats)

Dad Egbert:
Homestuck - Black (Homestuck)
The Beatles - Hey Jude (Boomer Rock)
Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now? (Boomer Rock)
Biff Chitlins - Sexy Grandpa Time (Dads)
Kylee Henke - You Can't Fight The Homestuck (Homestuck)
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Stay Funny!

Hey, Etroup!

Art: PertDeGert
Track: @val-the-lily-girl

Subject #08: Rockefeller Girls
Come and rock with them, it's the Rockefeller Girls, and they know it's showtime in Ruler of Everyone's Mind. Rokkuferā and Tōri show that the Party Cinderallas can even be in this tournament. They may look cute, but with 2000's rhythem games and music related to otaku culture, they'll move like computer game heros! They'll over with this before you can even count to 1 2 7 3!

- Music From Well Known 2000’s Rhythm Games
(Through The Fire And The Flames, Rhythem Heaven Games, Famous DDR Songs, etc)
- Music strictly about Dances/Dancing
(Teach Me How To Dougie, Footloose, Dancin, etc)
- Music by Getter Jaani and Collaborators
(Mitu Mind, Valged Ööd, Rannamaja, etc)
- Music that’s heavily related to otaku culture
(Caramelldansen, Ievan Polka, Running Through The 90's, etc)

Sources:
Rろん -「おちゃめ機能」FUKKIRETA
Soulja Boy - Crank That
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Heads Will Roll (JVH-C Remix)
LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem
Roblox - Monster Mash Potion
Silento - Watch Me

Fukkireta On 'Em

Track By: https://soundcloud.com/green-of-rain
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/dat-dreem-dafeendear
Story By: https://soundcloud.com/homder-simp

https://forms.gle/T7vXrf4vrt68hZEm7

Somewhere in Rave Hell, a fight has just concluded. As Kekcroc and Saki lie wounded, Miles, NYP and Dad recover.

NYP: What an easy battle! I’ve seen rats that have held up a better fight than those glitchy fuckers.

Dad: I MEAN, A SUICIDAL SCHOOLGIRL AND A CARTOONISH CROCODILE AREN’T THE STRONGEST OPPONENTS. HOW ARE YOU DOING MILES?

Miles is silent. Standing over the body of Kekcroc, tendrils pop out of his back and go straight for Kek’s neck!

Kekcroc: HI-!

Miles: You got something you want to say, huh? Spit it out!

Kekcroc: H-hi I’m Kek-AH!

The tendrils squeeze harder. Kekcroc gasps for air. Dad summons a gust of wind to try and distract Miles.

NYP: What the fuck is wrong with you Miles? We’ve already taken them down!

Kekcroc: Hi I’m Kekcroc!

Miles: Gah, cut it out! Do you say anything else?!

Saki: Ple-ple-please sssstop! You’re hur-hur-hurting my friend!

Dad: YOU KNOW HE CAN’T SAY ANYTHING ELSE, WHY ARE YOU STRANGLING HIM?

Miles: SHUT UP EGBERT!

Miles releases Kekcroc and charges towards Dad Egbert, turning his hands into axe like blades. Dad flies upwards and pulls out the Warhammer of Zillyhoo out of his wallet, reluctantly preparing to fight a former ally.

NYP: The match hasn’t started Miles, don’t attack!

Miles: Help me in this match or your gonna turn into a New York Pizza Slice!

NYP: Calm the fuck down, Jesus!

Dad Egbert: I'M SORRY, BUT YOU GIVE ME NO OTHER CHOICE, MILES. IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN FOR ONE OF US.
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NEW YORK PIZZA TIME SOURCELIST:
- Songs relating to Spider-Man related media
(Pizza Theme, Sunflower, etc.)

- Songs from “OG rappers”
(The Notorious B.I.G., Tupac, etc.)

- Songs about New York
(New York New York, Empire State of Mind, etc.)

- Songs about Pizza (Spider-Man 2 Pizza Theme, Pizza Tower ost, Roblox Work At A Pizza Place, Fnaf OST, etc)

DAD EGBERT SOURCE LIST:

- Songs from Homestuck and Hiveswap  (CARNE VALE, Good Pilot, Olive Rouge, Rustblood, That’s How I Beat Snake, etc)

- Boomer Rock music (Beatles, Europe, etc)

- Songs about Dads (I’m not your daddy, I’m Your Grandpa, As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It, etc)
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Sources Used:
NYPT:
Lose Yourself - Eminem  (OG Rappers)
SLAB Freestyle - Chip tha Ripper  (OG Rappers)
Sunflower - Post Malone  (Spider-Man)
NYC - Annie  (New York)
How Low - Ludacris  (OG Rappers)
Hit 'em Up - Tupac  (OG Rappers)

Dad Egbert:
We Will Rock You - Queen  (Boomer Rock)
I'm not your Daddy, I'm your Grandpa  (Dads)
As your Father, I Expressly Forbid it - Lemon Demon  (Dads)
Cats in the Cradle - Harry Chapin  (Dads)
Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns & Roses  (Boomer Rock)
Come Together - The Beatles  (Boomer Rock)
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STAY FUNNY!

[S] PIZZA TIME - BLOSSOMING SUNFLOWER

Music: AU Revoir
Artwork: @perfectoelecto, @pertdegert, @atlantic-aqua, @e-twoup, @trans-rights
Arrangement: @lemolemoo
Songs Used:
Bo Burnham - Bo Burnham - Straight White Male
G.U.N. - Shadow the Hedgehog - I Am... All of Me
Like Father, Like Son - Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules - Exploded Diper
Loud Clowns - Homestuck Vol. 1 - Showtime (Piano Refrain)
Characters Represented: The AUT Round 1 losers
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Bo Burnham - 13th place
Seemed to lose in two very close matches. He was eliminated by a measly one vote. Perhaps he'll get his redemption somewhere else...

G.U.N. - 14th place
They couldn't win this election. Lost by only two votes to another politics-focused character. I've heard that many sonic reps seem to go 0-2. Looks like they couldn't break the curse...

Like Father, Like Son - 15th place
It seems like family bonding won't win you votes. Or maybe the voters just didn't like Rodrick's musical style. 

Loud Clowns - 16th place
Unfortunately, their challengers could fight the Homestuck. They didn't seem to stand a chance against their opponents. Yogi will be mad at these two.

AU Revoir

Music: Gymnopédie No. A113
Artwork: Aqua
Arrangement: popopo
Sources: 
Up - Married Life
Monsters Inc. - If I Didn't Have You
Toy Story - You've Got a Friend in Me
Ratatouille - 100 Rat Dash
Ratatouille - Colette Shows Him The Ropes
Inside Out - Bundle of Joy
Ratatouille - Le Festin
Character represented: Remy
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Bon appetit! World famous rat chef, Remy, makes his entrée! Being the chef of a French restaurant and inhabiting Paris, Remy brings with him a full course of tunes related to France -- ranging from the works of French artists to music made with French culture in mind; and that's not all he's got cooking up! Remy's expert knowledge on the culinary arts grants him a list of music that is absolutely scrumptious, related to foods of all types. He's also prepared a hearty serving of Pixar music, with music showing off his rat background as dessert. It's similar to what Gusteau always said; Anyone can cook: and claim to victory is what this little chef has in mind.

Sources:
- Tracks featuring songs used in Pixar films
(ex: Le Festin, If I Didn't Have You, Bundle of Joy)

- Tracks featuring songs related to France or by french artists
(ex: La Marseillaise, Works by Erik Satie, Works by Daft Punk)

- Tracks featuring songs related to Food items or Cooking
(ex: Cooking with Abigail, Put The Lime In The Coconut, The Muffin Song)

- Tracks featuring songs related to Rats
(ex: Cats Don't Cry 80's, We're the Rats)

Gymnopédie No. A113

Track: @bluez04
Character Art: twitter.com/DrawinDev
Character Represented: Mordecai and Rigby

- Songs from Cartoon Network properties
(Party Tonight, Here Comes a Thought, Time Adventure)
- Licensed music featured in Regular Show
(Working for the Weekend, Through the Fire and the Flames, Heroes)
- Songs in the Synthwave genre
(Nightcall, Anarchy Road, Tech Noir)
- Songs related to birds and raccoons
(Three Little Birds, When Doves Cry, Rocket Raccoon's Theme)

Sources Used:
I'm the Bomb - Pidgeon John (Cartoon Network)
Main Theme - Incredible Crew (Cartoon Network)
Intro - Destroy Build Destroy (Cartoon Network)
Countown - Hole in the Wall (Cartoon Network)
Running Errands With My Mom - Incredible Crew (Cartoon Network)
Bad Luck Rap - Incredible Crew (Cartoon Network)
So What! - Incredible Crew (Cartoon Network)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
discord.gg/eyuxVS4

Get CN Real

Title: SomeCallMeScotty
Characters: Scott the Woz VS Wicke
Arranger(s): @dreem!#7497
Art: @DFX#2095
SONGS USED: 
Tee Lopes - SomecallmeJohnny's Theme Season 5 (Scott the Woz, Reviewers)
Pitbull feat. Don Omar - Fuego Remix (Scott the Woz, Sports Games [Madden 08])
Skee-Lo - I Wish (Wicke, Magic)
Kawai Sprite - Fresh (offsource)
Kawai Sprite - Filly Nice (offsource)
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Scott: Down here at the CHANCE Mansion, we have a strict "No Hats" policy! Never know what could be hiding under those things, I got bit by a guy with a hat once, not pretty! That's why we got them banned-

Wicke: *walking by* Hi, Scott!

Scott: Oh! Hey!

Scott:

Scott:

Scott: Yeah, no hats. If we let one slip by, the floodgates *open.* Hatris is a f*#kin' nightmare.

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