Art by @bruhset

Sticky Queen (Demoman with a stand modeled off Killer Queen) [TF2, JJBA]

- Songs from/in Valve games, or any Valve fan content
(Rocket Jump Waltz, Hazardous Environments, Exile Vilify, Re: Your Brains, We Like to Party)
- Songs from JJBA, any music/artist referenced by its stands/characters in parts 4-6, or action based anime in general
(Stand Proud, Killer Queen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Notorious B.I.G, You Say Run)
- Songs related to explosions/explosives, or other weapons wielded by the Demoman
(Dynamite, Bombs over Baghdad, Grenade, Bang!, My Axe)
- Songs related to time or its measurements, with a focus on the manipulation of it [High priority on songs about time]
(Looper OST, Clocks, Katana Zero OST, After Hours album, Remind Me)
- Songs related to drinking, alcohol, or intoxication
(Vodka Lemonade, 5 Shots, Pop Bottles, Drunk, Cheers)

Track Sources
Vandoorea - Freeze Freeman Freeze (Valve)
Bomberman Hero - Redial (Explosives)
AJR - 3 O'Clock Things (Time)
Bruno Mars - Grenade (Explosives)
AJR - Bang! (Explosives go "bang" uhhh)

Freezebang

Hey there. For those who don't know, this will be the Windows Warriors' last track. For multiple reasons, we've decided to retire them from the current Ultimus roster, though we will NOT be retconning anything involving them. Many of these reasons are largely personal, but we will always appreciate the support given for them!

Arrangement: CheeseFestivities (@that-guy-612575399)
Character Represented: Windows Warriors, Cass Saito (Lune)

Sources:
WINDOWS WARRIORS
- Edutainment games
- Pre-2000s PC adventure games
- Songs from various Microsoft OS's, or using sounds from them
- Songs about/related to computers

CASS SAITO (LUNE)
- Songs related to the Megami Tensei series, including spinoffs such as Persona
- Songs with heavy focus on vocal samples
- Songs related to the moon

Songs used:
The Heron - Skatebird (Vocal Sampling)
Unreleased Music Track - The Neverhood (Early Adventure Games)
BIG SHOT - Toby Fox (Computers/Vocal Sampling)
Computers of Love - Chrome Canyon (Computers)
Granny Cream's Hot Butter Ice Cream - Hypnospace Outlaw (Computers)
Move Your Feet - Junior Senior (Vocal Sampling)
"You Are an Idiot!.mp3" (Computers)
Fly Me to the Moon - Frank Sinatra (Moon)
Brick By Brick - Lego Island (Early Adventure Games)
Never More - Persona 4 (Persona)
Obey the Server - Dad Feels (Computers)
Main Theme - The Kids' Guide to the Internet (Computers)
Coralaroline - Smuffy (Vocal Sampling)
Welcome to the Internet - Bo Burnham (Computers)
Moon's Request - Neil Cicierega (Moon)
Reboot Me - Jakeneutron (Computers)
MOON - Fake Type (Moon)
Running Away - VANO 3000 (Vocal Sampling)
Browser History - Graham Kartna (Computers)
Main Theme - Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? (Edutainment Games)
ANTONYMPH - Vylet Pony (Computers/Vocal Sampling)
Rivers in the Desert - Shoji Meguro, Lyn (Persona)

Putt-Putt Goes To [HEAVEN] (READ DESCRIPTION)

TRACK: @libbec
ART: moon(shine)ior#9625 and Gamixer#2667
CHARACTERS: Memphis Tennessee
DISCORD: discord.gg/qeG8vTTzEU

SOURCES:
1) We Like to Party - Vengaboys (Hugh Graham Bootleg) (Snapcube [Sonic '06]) (🖕 Monita - Theme Parks)
2) Life is Fun - Odd1sout & Memphis Tennessee (Toxicity) (🖕 Flop Guy - ... )
3) Default Dance - Fortnite (Fortnite)
4) Die Young - Ke$ha (SnapCube Real-Time Fandubs [Sonic '06])
5) Dark Horse - Katy Perry (Darkness)
6) Friends - Marshmello & Anne-Marie (Fortnite Radio, Major Artist Collabs, Heartbreak)
7) Pumpkin Hill - Sonic Adventure 2 (Sonic the Hedgehog)
8) Buddy Holly - Weezer (Major Artist Collabs [Weezerworld])
9) X Gon' Give It To Ya - DMX (SnapCube Real-Time Fandubs [Resident Evil])
10) Your Reality - Doki Doki Literature Club (Heartbreak) (🖕 Berdly ft. Noelle - Education)
11) 24K Magic - Bruno Mars (Fortnite Radio) (🖕 Vivian - Magic)
12) Endless - MarStarBro (Sonic the Hedgehog)
13) Alien Boy - Oliver Tree (Toxicity) (🖕 Max & The Mainframes - Aliens)
14) Final Haunt (Satan Haunt Version) - Jun Senoue, Penny Parker, and Chase Young (SnapCube Real-Time Fandubs [Shadow the Hedgehog]) (🖕 TPP - Religious Beings, Streamers [The Devil, in case you just couldn't tell.])
15) My Money Don't Jiggle, It Folds - Duke & Jones (Fortnite) (🖕 Turntable Turnabout - Money)
16) Lil' Whip (Mmm!) - Fortnite (Fortnite)
17) Poker Face - Lady Gaga (Fortnite [Jug Band Emote]) (🖕 DSAF - Gambling)
18) Exactly 1 second of Lone Digger by Caravan Palace (Loneliness)
19) Sugar - Brockhampton (Fortnite Radio)
20) Venom - Eminem (Fortnite Radio, Major Artist Collabs, Corruptive Forces)
21) Fortnite Anthem - Danny P (Fortnite)

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Bio by Treva#3480

Hey gamers! After getting so tilted at the towers and being treated as an item by women, Memphis needed a new way to vent his gamer rage. Where better to start than a tournament filled with plenty of gamers and non-gamers alike! Time for this alpha male to prove he’s no beta cuck nor a bitchass motherfucker and score a victory royale!

[ ] Songs from Sonic media or SnapCube Real-Time Fandubs
(Boss Mephiles, Escape From The City, Die Young, The Vengabus)
[ ] Songs from Fortnite, its radio, or its major artist collaborations
(IO Attack, Hype-notic, Destruction, C.R.E.A.M.)
[ ] Songs related to loneliness, heartbreak, or toxicity
(Lone Digger, good 4 u, Pork Soda, Toxic Masculinity)
[ ] Songs related to darkness or corruptive forces
(Darkside, Little Dark Age, Toxic Love, Venom)

Submitted by @CyberStar#7748

Where We Droppin' ?!

Track Name - GOD IS A CAT AND SHE HATES US UwU
Contestants Represented - Hayato, Brax Goodthey, bluGibus, Phantom Comedians, ContentBacon Prime, Not Your Waifu, NorriVPN, Ronan
Musicians - Hayato
Artists - Ronan (Track Art baybee)

heres some cool lore i suppose (by Some Random Account#2424): https://docs.google.com/document/d/17OKLYz-ZjH4lprwA1_6Wt-zGGXl8Vyc8Q0Pnhin5xZM/edit

HAYATO

- Artists she’s sampled and her favorite artists
- Alternative hip-hop, dance, and house
- Throwback aesthetics and throwback media in general
- Dancing, partying/clubbing, genres associated with either, and technology
- Wealth, corruption, and egotism

BUT THERE’S MORE TO IT THAN THAT, OF COURSE!

Sources used:
Saruky - Sussy Pussy (Artists she’s sampled, Technology, Corruption, Vocal sampling/Mysteries/Twitch games/Crime/Rhythm games/Lies/Violence/Space)
Caravan Palace - Lone Digger (Artists she’s sampled, Dancing, Throwback aesthetics: Electro swing/Felines/Sampled by Mayo, Crime/Electro swing, Violence)
FAKE TYPE. - FAKE LAND (Artists she’s sampled, Throwback aesthetics: Electro swing/Streamers/Comedy/Clowns/Electro swing)
iDKHOW - Mad IQs (Artists she’s sampled, Her favorites, Technology, Corruption/Mysteries/Indie pop/Alternate universes?)
Danny Baranowsky - Rhythmortis (Artists she’s sampled, Dancing/Roguelikes/ROGUELIKES AGAIN)
Tom Cardy - Get Louis Theroux It (Artists she’s sampled, ALL WILL BE LOUIS [Corruption]/Comedy/Darkness/Incomprehensible)
Run The Jewels - Oh Mama (Artists she’s sampled, Her favorties, Alternative hip-hop, Wealth/Breaking Bad artists/Crime/Violence/Space, Alternate universes)
Broadway Karkat - Karkalicious (Artists she’s sampled, Genres associated with dance: Dance-pop, Egotism/Convoluted plots/Mythology/Media that reminds Twitter of Persona/Rhythm game collaborators: Fergie/Swearing/Electro swing: YOUR JORDANS ARE FAKE AS FUCK/Karkalicious)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Artists she’s sampled, Corruption/Sampled by Mayo/Commonly waifu’d media: Women)
Hideki Naganuma - Humming The Bassline (Artists she’s sampled, Throwback aesthetics, Vocal sampling/Tenty’s top 50/Crime, Rebellion/Propaganda)
Katy Perry - California Gurls (Artists she’s sampled, Dance associated: Dance-pop/Commonly waifu’d media/oh y’know ;) )
Kawai Sprite - Fresh (Artists she’s sampled/Religion/RELIGION AGAIN/Commonly waifu’d media/Love)
Eurobeat Brony - Discord (Artists she’s sampled, Her favorites, Corruption/MLP/NYW pfps)
Ski Mask The Slump God ft. Juice WRLD - Nuketown (Artists she’s sampled, Alternative hip-hop/Religion/Crime/Religion, Masks/Violence)
TeddyLoid - Dancefloor Orgy (Artists she’s sampled, House, Dancing/grayfruit’s jams/Religion/RELIGION AGAIN/Commonly waifu’d media)
Bignic - Scream (Artists she’s sampled, Throwback aesthetics, Vocal sampling/Tenty’s top 50/Crime, Rebellion/Violence)
The Living Tombstone ft. CG5 - Temporary Love (Artists she’s sampled, Her favorites, House, Dance-associated genres: Dance-pop, Technology/Will Ryan collabs/Rhythm game collaborators/Lies/Love, Space)
NerdOut! - Imposter Imperceptible (Artists she’s sampled, Corruption/Mysteries/Twitch games/Crime/Lies/Violence/Space)

GOD IS A CAT AND SHE HATES US UwU - CFAD 2

* (Knowing that the mouse will never be able to get the cheese ... ) 

* (It fills you with RAGE. )

This is my first attempt at some kind of Megamix, enjoy:
Toby Fox - CORE
Rob Zombie - Dragula
Linkin Park - Bleed It Out
Slipknot - Duality
Slipknot - Psychosocial
Nine Inch Nails - The Hand That Feeds
Nine Inch Nails - 34 Ghosts IV (aka 'Old Town Road')

hard_CORE

What I'm saying isn't fucking rocket science Jerry! 

Started watching Seinfeld again and got the idea to make this dumb fucking mashup full of random shit, mostly either songs that suck or are jokey in some way. Great show, I hate Jerry Seinfeld. 

Abelard - ☆ＳＥＩＮＷＡＶＥ☆２０００☆
Kawai Sprite / Friday Night Funkin' Soundtrack - Tutorial
The Goldsman - "Superman and jerry Seinfeld"
Fetty Wap - Trap Queen 
Korn ft. Skrillex & Kill The Noise - Narcissistic Cannibal 
Seinfeld - "The Bris"
Steve Aoki ft. AJR & Lil Yachty - Pretender
The Lonely Island ft. Adam Levine & Kendrick Lamar - YOLO
The Weeknd ft. Kendrick Lamar - Pray For Me (i rly like this song lmao)
Soulja Boy - Crank Dat
Soulja Boy in Dubai

☆ 1 7 3 8 ☆

WELCOME TO THEGUY V.7!!!! Kickin it off with a spiritual successor to Rather Be An All Star
with special commissioned card art by GhostSalt! https://phantastic.me

Balatro - Main Theme
Smash Mouth - All Star
Smash Mouth - Walkin' on the Sun
Bee Gee's - Stayin Alive 

Smash Mult - Card Star

Biff Chitlins: Grandfather of seven, dancing extraordinaire. Martin Gecko: Reptilian secretary, pro gamer. Together, the Geico Gaming duo has teamed up for their fifteen minutes of fame! When these two show how much you can save with Geico, their competition will wish they had insurance!
★Songs featured in Geico Commercials
(Remind Me, Here I Go Again, Push It, I'm Not Your Daddy I'm Your Grandpa)
★ Songs about vehicles
(Freecreditreport song, Life is a Highway, On the Road Again)
★Music from games common in Esports tournaments
(Tekken, Street Fighter, Fortnite)
This mashup was made by Vincent Mashups @vincents-memes-246806282, and this art was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown and MS360 @mate-rodriguez. Stay Jammin!

TODAY'S MASHUP HAS BEEN DELAYED DUE TO A COPYRIGHT STRIKE. FOR A BONUS MASHUP BY DJ DRY BOWSER @dognaldtrump FOR FLAT ERIC, USE THIS LINK! https://my.namejeff.com/kMs36myA.wav

Cursed Insurance

Oh god, what I have done
This could work for SpongeTale I guess

Youtube Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHgXwBX4CTI

Grasskirtrousle

Art by: @dreemstrider
Characters represented: The Chaos Cohorts

Well, well, well, look what we have here. If it isn't the creatures of chaos, the insanity incarnates, the gods of disorder that every man and pony fear alike! At long, long last, they've been freed from imprisonment within their stagnant statues of stone. Feeling quite good to be back to their unusual selves, Bill Cipher and Discord will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! This dynamic duo of disorder is able to appreciate a good laugh, and they're here to spread never-ending nonsense to the tournament. With sources relating My Little Pony and all of fanmade content surrounding it, Disney Channel TV shows, anything relating chaos or insanity, and experimental music, these two aren't messing around! Grab a little glass of water, 'cause it's about to get weird.

Sources:
- Songs related to Gravity Falls and My Little Pony (Rainbow Factory, It’s Gonna Get Weird, Smile Song, We’ll Meet Again, Discord, etc.)
- Songs from TV shows that appear/have appeared on Disney Channel (Songs from Phineas & Ferb, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Wander Over Yander, etc.)
- Songs related to chaos, insanity and internal struggles (The World Revolving by Toby Fox, The Mind Electric by Miracle Musical, Stan by Eminem, Safe Skin by Patricia Taxxon, Songs from Celeste, etc.)
- Songs composed with the intent of being disorienting/songs in the Experimental genre (Alabama Song, anything by Experimental groups such as Death Grips, 100 Gecs, etc.)

Songs used:
Nyaruko: Crawling with Love - Opening (Chaos)
Phineas & Ferb - S.I.M.P. [Squirrels In My Pants] (Disney Channel Cartoons)
clipping. - Wriggle (Experimental)
Death Grips - Guillotine (Experimental)
Phineas & Ferb - Busted (Disney Channel Cartoons)
Death Grips - I've Seen Footage (Experimental)

NOTE: THE TRACK TITLE IS A LIE. I HAVE NOT AND WILL NOT "SIMP" ANYBODY, THIS ACCUSATION MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE. I WOULD NEVER WASTE MY PRECIOUS ETERNITY WITH A LOUSY BEING LIKE HER.
(P.S: Please ignore my teammate's remarks, he is simply embarrassed and is attempting to deny the truth.)
(P.P.S: Ohohoho... uh, meow?)

SIMPing An Outer God

Art by: @keep-smyling
Track by: @forbesthecomputer
UI by @e-twoup


Pendulum - Propane Nightmares (Valve)
Styx - Mr. Roboto (Robots)
its3oe - PASSPORT GUARDIAN (Valve)
camhcom - I did (not) mean to blow your mind. (Robots, Jack Black)
Batman: The Brave and the Bold - Drive Us Bats (Cartoony Villains)
Piemations - You Reposted in the Wrong Sandvich (Valve)
Mega Man 2 - Dr. Wily Stage 1 (Robots)
No Straight Roads - Vs. SAYU (Robots)
TheLivingTombstone - Discord (Cartoony Villains)
Austhetic & popopo - The Ignorance of War (Cartoony Villains)
Steven Universe: The Movie - Other Friends (Cartoony Villains)
The Stupendium - The Most Fashionable Faction (Valve)
iteachvader - Win the Race (Cartoony Villains)
Uncle Dane - Frontier Justice (Valve)
Team Fortress 2 - Engineer SFX (Valve)
Yoshimaniac - THE OCTAGON REVOLVING (Jack Black)
The Lorax - How Bad Can I Be (Cartoony Villains)
Boom Beach - Dr. T Sand In the Eye (Cartoony Villains)
WHAT THE FU BOOM SFX (Offsource)

- Songs related to robots and computers
- Music from Valve content, including fan media
- Songs related to cartoony villains
- All media involving Jack Black

Valve Reps Rise Up

Makes memes and doesn’t afraid of anything

hard_CORE

Russ T. Shackleford

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