This was created for a Holiday Pawn Songs Contest.  It's kind of like if Santa, the elves, and Frank Zappa got drunk and decided to pawn their possessions to buy Christmas gifts.  Enjoy!

CASH AMERICA CHRISTMAS

I Could Never Love You

A song about tragedy, triumph, and climbing your way back from the depths of… just kidding, it's just me making fun of stuff.

Do The Damn Thang

Count The Ways

This Nightmare

I Could Never Love You (Edited)

Explicit content.  For educational purposes only.

RyanViafora