NSFW - Tyler Durden - Fight Club Monologue

A remaster of an old instrumental I did of The Black Keys' "10 A.M. Automatic". 

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(Instrumental) The Black Keys - 10 A.M. Automatic (cover)

From Halo 3: Shipmaster R'tas Vadum addressing Lord Admiral Hood regarding the Flood infestation on Earth, during the level "Floodgate".

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Halo 3 - Your World Is Doomed

From Halo 3: Shipmaster R'tas Vadum addressing his first officer during the battle of Installation 00, "The Ark", advising him to engage the Brute fleet above the Ark's surface. 

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Halo 3 - Burn Their Mongrel Hides

From Halo 2: Shipmaster R'tas Vadum addressing the Arbiter aboard a Spirit dropship on their way to a Forerunner mining facility orbiting Basis, the planet anchor of the first discovered Halo ring, Installation 04. 

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Halo 2 - These Are My Elites

An excerpt from Halo 2, a scene where John-117 (Master Chief) and the Arbiter (Thel Vadam'ee) meet the Flood Gravemind on Delta Halo for the first time. I didn't have a female voiceover to perform Cortana's line at the beginning so I shifted my voice up. Sorry about that. 

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Halo 2 - Gravemind (excerpt)

An excerpt from the opening scene of Deadwood season 1, episode 9, "No Other Sons or Daughters." Al imparts some wisdom on his favorite hooker, Trixie, with the threat of annexation into the United States looming.

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VERY NSFW - Al Swearegen - One Vile Task

Me, saying thank you to my listeners and what fans I do have. You are all very special and dear to me. <3

A Stutteringly Candid Thank You

Just screwing about with a voice I learned AGES ago. Enjoy!

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Edgar Allan Poe -  Read by Scruffy the Janitor/Carl Childers

My first official track as a MAD Prospect. This is a reading of "A Visit From Saint Nicholas," more commonly referred to as 'Twas The Night Before Christmas. I'm coming down with something and it's affecting my throat, so my Kevin Conroy impersonation leaves a little to be desired. But, still, Merry Christmas, happy holidays, a joyous Kwanzaa and a warm and fuzzy Hanukkah from all of us in the MAD family to you! 

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A Visit From Saint Nicholas

MAD EC Mission Statement For Funsies And Giggle - Time

I'm an aspiring voiceover artist, musician, and novelist.

Ryan Eld

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