Dude i love your stuff i really hope for more in the future

HANDS UP!!! WHERES THE DOWNLOAD BUTTON1?!?!

wtf why have you stopped making stuff i just found you you are amazingggg

You fuckin' did it and it went right under my nose, it is excellent

ABSRDST - Imaginary Friend

Canned Soup

My friend Blake somewhat recently (I've been sitting on this song for a good few months) let us know his dog passed away. For as long as Blake and I have had a long rich friendship of going to his house almost every weekend to play games at his weekly hosted meetups, his dog Sebastian has always been there to huff and puff and scurry around. As our hangouts developed into it's tiny little family, Sebastian became our community dog. We named him Hype Dog after "The Hype Dog" level in KOF XIII -- one of our favorite games to play together. His passing hit me weird because it was a very strange reminder of the many little things we take for granted that make up the grand context our lives. Then again...I suppose that's a perfectly normal and expected response to a loss of something special. Either way, I am trying sorely to appreciate all these things. The significance of your existence isn't lost on me even if you weren't my dog. 

R.I.P. Sebastian. 

Love you Blake. <3

Ode To Sebastian The Hype Dog

I live in a constant state of fear and misery

Fried Noodles (Pink Guy cover)

guitars: me
drums: me
vocals: me
lyrics: me

not all at the same time though, obv ^^'

brittle (wake up)

Another instrumental album for your ears. I hope you all enjoy it. 

*Song 12 is only on bandcamp, youtube and soundcloud, not all streaming services.

Lookin For Home

a song made a 5 years ago by me, my wife, and my friend justin

Little World(Finalized)

SD CARD!

Lyrics:
Today's the day
That your mom's vag was on display
Your fat fuck-face slipped out
And I wish you would have stayed

'Cause it's just your birthday
Why do we even celebrate?
Screw your dinner party
I'll just stay home and masturbate
I went to CVS and bought the first card I saw
It said congrats on that Torah reading
Fucking mazel tov
I could've tried to get a reasonable gift
But you don't deserve it
And I don't really give a shit
I didn't respond to the first RSVP
Take a hint you dumb broad
And please stop reminding me

'Cause we don't care that it's your birthday
Don't you see?
So stop polluting us with all these photos on our feed

You're not a child anymore
You blew those candles like a whore
I don't care that it's your birthday

Fried Noodles (Pink Guy cover)

Ryan Parker

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