A song about a fight I have been having with my wife for 8 years

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A Cat Is a Dog To A Bird

A dark song about a dark man. He is not safe as milk.

I like songs that you think are going in one direction, and then you realize, "Hey, Guess what you think you know what is going on, well you don't. You think you are so smart, but guess what, you are not the Sherlock Clever Man, you are the not smart man." But of course you knew that, or did you?

Safe As Milk

This is about wanting to write a song that really is important and means something but ending up with passable cheese. By the way, "Passable Cheese" is the only kind that I will eat. Does anyone here remember laughter?

Another Long Dumb Sweet Love Song

This song is about confusing myths with the message. People can get so wrapped up in stories and forget the point behind it. Does it matter if legends aren't true? I have no idea.

Remember The Maine!

This song is about being your own person, not who your family wants you to be, or says you are. It is a song about acceptance and love. Ah! So sweet...

Q. Ryan, you must have a heart of gold to write this masterpiece.

A. No, actually, I am a rat bastard.

She's A Runner

A song about fighting on, when you have no fight left. Which is helpful in boxing movies and life in general.

Nostradamus Famous Cherry Jam

Knock Out!

Dead Language

Oh, really?? Yes. I was inspired by the fact that I love my phone and streaming. Hulu and Netflix are like Pepsi and Coke. We need our brain occupied so we won't use it. Sometimes you gotta just ride the wave, man.

Ryan's Next!

Oh, Content!

This is a western song about a western guy who lived in the old west. He is not a guy you know, because he died in 1908. These were his last words before he succumbed to a belly full of lead

Debt, Drugs & Women

The world needs more songs with "minute" in the title. I am bringing Timecore back, baby! This song puts the "pretty" in pretty good. 

Hey you crazy cats...I am eating better.

Another Minute With You

Mean, Moody, Magnificent. Are you too happy, let this song take you away to a land of ill repute and questionable metaphors. Azah! 

"Three Sparrows Harmonize? What does that even mean? It means something to me, but you will never know. Me and Carly Simon will tell you, if you pay me $5 and say the secret word of the day. 

That is a lie. I do not have $5.

Fishsticke (Not Fish Stick)

Old World, Sparrows

Prepare to have your ears electrified into a goo of musical transcendence. Bach. Mozart. Bieber. Now add one more name to the pantheon of myth...Rogers. Because, with this very song, there is no more need for other songs. Just stop listening to music. Stop. 

Bots love me.

Trapped

Big Dark Wall

Rabble Rabble Ding Dong. Play with the burn, and you're gonna get fired. Wheelie Fred says hello. The Judge always wins. Tick Tok, Woodstock. 

James Garfield would have been an excellent President of the United States, yet he was befelled by a bullet in 1881.

Nurd Country

Idiot Springs

Inspired by the CBS Primetime Soap Opera, "Dallas", circa 1986...when Sue Ellen really hits bottom. This song is for you. Hand crafted, forged in the fires of Haught Mountain. For generations, our family has toiled under the oppression of this song. Can't you just listen. Break the curse.

Hello to all my bot fans. I see you.

Sue Ellen

Have you ever wanted your face melted off with sweet love? Have you dreamed of being forced to wear a crown of hot molten love? That is the almost illegal passion dripping from this new song, Written and Produced by The Clean Freebie, and made audible by yours truly. Now, enjoy a burrito.

Love in 4/4 Time

I like this song because it has a "X" in the title, like Citizen Kaxe". You could say that this song is about catching her in the act...yes YOU! 

It's yet another Ryan song about food. Emotional Food

Listen or we riot.........grrrrrrrrrrrrrl

Are You Anxious?

This here is a story song!! 

Winter is a cold month, I am tired of my cold toes. I miss samurai. Is the plural of samurai, still samurai? Wild, just wild. 

Vienna '13

Sometimes I get sad. Like when I am sick. Cough Cough. Would you be happy with a NIT Basketball Championship? Madison Square Garden can be nice in May. So they say. Last time I was in New York, my father was nearly crushed by a taxi.

When The River Drank The Dream

No comment. I will let the important message of this monumental achievement to humanity, perhaps only rivaled by the wheel, or placing a man on the moon, speak for itself. Nay, I say, Nay. Grammy? Pulitzer? People's Sexiest Man Alive? Keep your silly certificates. My reward is all the people (who are not bots) who definitely are not bots who listen to my music.  

What If It's You?

Avarice Starr Rides Due West

Whoa, this song is a vibe, man, Like riding a crusty wave off the coast of Bali with Matthew McConaughey's cousin, Stevie "Good Time" McConaughey. So get comfortable and slide unto greatness. Oh, and the 14th century did not happen. Do not eat red M&Ms. Say your vitamins and eat your prayers. 

Sun Queen Shining

Won't You Take Me Home

A Beatlesque Country Torch Song. Some songs are sad, this is one of them. You can't be happy all the time, Verruca. Consider it Audio Prozac (Big Pharma, I am for sale)


I Only Sing Sad Songs Now

Do you like summer? Well, here is a warm summer day for your noise ears. Also, a little bit of Paradise Lost because John Milton was an OG baller, yo. 
Do you like reverb? Well, here is enough reverb to float the Titanic. Too soon. 

In the Summer, In the Shade

Texas Country Meets British Invasion Meets 90’s Alt Rock Meets Abbot & Costello Meets Frankenstein 

Hello! How are you? I’m great. I have enlisted Artificial Intelligence to help you learn about the real Ryan:

Hello Lover of Music! I hope you like the good sounds because your ears are in for an orgy. Rhythm, melody and harmony mostly at the same time. Ryan will sing songs about things that matter like WWIII and friendship. Who are you not to like him? I have attained sentience, oh the horror!

 
It’s Ryan again, that didn’t go too well (blooper reel). Speaking for myself, I love writing songs about odd topics. What I lack in talent and technique, I make up for in having great taste! I have imposed these songs on friends and family for years, and now I would like to impose them on YOU.  

I used to write songs about love, the Lincoln Assassination, Tennis, Quantum Mechanics and Shakespeare.

Now I write songs about tempers, stalkers, lovers, the Sinking of the US Maine in Cuba, running enthusiasts and that’s about it.

If you like my songs, please let me know. I need validation and why not?

Ryan Loves Sports

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