Ready To Rock

This is a little story about New Years eve 2010

Litchi juice vodka shots
Having fun, drinking lots

Throw up, drink up, make up, fuck up
Booze, booze, booze, booze
No one's gonna looooose

We going to the Car Bar
Gonna have me a vodka
Gonna drink till we fubar
And we dunno who we
Arrrrrrrr!

Oscar's being fried, being burnt alive
Roasting all day on the mo'fo braai

Finish this bottle
We got the litchi to follow
Hiccupping, voming, trying not to swallow


We going to the Car Bar
Gonna have me a vodka
Gonna drink till we fubar
And we dunno who we
Arrrrrrrr!

Drink, drink; shoot, shoot!
There's even vodka in the fruit!
Funnel, funnel; down, down
Turn that frown upside down
Pick yourself up off the floor
Cos we’re gonna drink some more. 

We going to the Car Bar
Gonna have me a vodka
Gonna drink till we fubar
And we dunno who we
Arrrrrrrr!

No we dunno who we are!?
No we dunno where we are!?
We dunno who we are!

Car Bar

I was your flower
your petal
you let me whilt like a weed

Those never-ending nights
together
you lived for like it was your creed

Stomping! Skanking! Moshing!
I was there through it all

And now your so pussy whipped
Id rather stare at the wall

You stink of defeat
you gave up who you are
for some hoax heroin hussy
you chatted up in a bar

You stink!
Of defeat!
You stink!

You were my brother
my compadre
I would have died for your love

The things you stood for
everything
used to fit you like a glove

Freedom! Friendship! Rebellion!
you had an ode to them all

But now your her hippy handbag
that she takes with to the mall

Youre rendered null and void
you gave it all away
she cracked her whip, and somehow you
ended up gay

You stink!
Of defeat
You stink!

You take the cake
of being fake
eat as much as you can muster

As the years go by
I promise you
It'll catch up with you buster


Peace! Love! Happiness!
the things you strived for

In the end, my dear old friend
shes a manipulative whore

It really turns my gut
cos youre truly a good guy
her souls a smelly township
to my friends, i dont lie!

You stink!
Of defeat
You stink!

Unfriend

Reality tv it ain’t real
It all comes together with a dodgy deal
Melodramatic moans, rehearsed rage
That sexy girl isn’t really stuck in a cage

A promise of love
May include all of the above
Its really just a sex fest
To see who can fuck the best

Barbie-doll, non-stop addiction
Whateverplasty coupled with fiction
A transformation, really for the better?
You really have to be a plastic go-getter!

A bitch slap here, and a gob of spit there
These fake tanned girls fight everywhere
That Jersey bunch is the worst form of trash
All just to make a little bit of cash

Reality tv it ain’t real
It all comes together with a dodgy deal
Melodramatic moans, rehearsed rage
That sexy girl isn’t really stuck in a cage

A promise of love
May include all of the above
Its really just a sex fest
To see who can fuck the best

So if money is what it’s all about
Just give ol’ Hefner a sexy shout
He’ll take you to his playboy mansion 
Be prepared for some group-sex suck fashion

You’re a player, who’s single and like to mingle
Just give the bachelor a little tinkle
But in the end you will have to choose 
Between the gold digger and the STD flooze

Reality tv it ain’t real
Anything for the horny guy to cop a feel
Your scandal will reach the front page
And the world will see your granny panties in beige!

A promise of fame
May result in a silly game
Its really just a fraud
For an audience who is just too bored!



Everyone’s got their story to tell
From the world’s biggest freaks to the kitchen of hell
The appetizer of the day is of foreskin flavour
There’s people who think raptor jesus is our saviour

Big brother has the best bottled masturbation
It was broadcasted to a baa-baa nation
Atrocious, attention whore, a disgrace,
That girl had the most fucked up gasmface!


Reality tv it ain’t real
Anything for the horny guy to cop a feel
Your scandal will reach the front page
And the world will see your granny panties in beige!

A promise of fame
May result in a silly game
Its really just a fraud
For an audience who is just too bored!

Reality TV

Previously unreleased EP, "Girls on the Rampage"


Manic Moronic

You were dating Mr Perfect and it was all going great
'Til he broke up with you because he couldn't commit
You saw him again a month down the line
And found out he'd just married a mail-order bride!

You found your high school sweetheart on Facebook
So you made friends with him just to have a look
He said you’re the One that there was never another
But then you found out he was also hitting on your mother

You wanna be her bitch
But lesbians aren't hot in jail
You tryin' to scratch that itch
In a week you'll wanna bail
You'll be living in hell
In the Girl Cell!
In the Girl Cell!
In th Girl Cell!

Getting ready for a hot date, you found your sexiest dress
When he arrived at the gate, you were looking your best
You turned around to lock the door
And he grabbed your ass then he called you a whore

That's worse than the last one who you found out was gay
And that guy from your work who would always make you pay
There was that one who slipped you money after you had sex
Or that druggie who stole your car so he could get a fix

You wanna be her bitch
But lesbians aren't hot in jail
You tryin' to scratch that itch
In a week you'll wanna  bail
You'll be living in hell
In the Girl Cell!
In the Girl Cell!
In the Girl Cell!

You say you're done with men, but then what's the solution?
You got drunk and came up with a stupid conclusion
You're gonna shoplift so fucking much
That you end up in jail for some girl on girl love

You wanna be her bitch
But lesbians aren't hot in jail
You tryin' to scratch that itch
In a week you'll wanna bail
You'll be living in hell
In the Girl Cell!
In the Girl Cell!
In the Girl Cell!

Girl Cell

You have your own reality show
Cos you have nothing else to do
Plastic your not fantastic
With your Simple Life, moo moo

you wear no knickers
so the paparazzi can see your vag
oh Paris, dear Paris, money can't by you any class

Fuck your world
Fuck your tummy tuck
Fuck your botox lips and big tits

Fuck your lifestyle
Fuck your lipo
Fuck you! You're just a hollywood hustler

you live in your mansion
drive daddy's fancy car
you'd suck his friend's dick
cos it will get you very far

vagino/labiaplasty to tighten your loose lips
you're famous for nothing 
other than your pathetic porno clips

Fuck your world
Fuck your tummy tuck
Fuck your botox lips and big tits

Fuck your lifestyle
Fuck your lipo
Fuck you! You're just a Hollywood hustler

Hollywood Hustler

My name, my face will haunt you in your sleep
I'll be the undying craving that drives you insane
You'll wish you never saw me,
Me, I'm in your veins

I'm like the tattoo of your ex you tried to cover with a snake
You can't escape my drive
My passion's like life support
keeping you alive

You can't remember how you lived without me,
Don't think you could even if you tried
Your obsession, it excites me
I'm just along for the ride

You're not the only one so don't think you're so special
Don' think you're The One,
There's no such thing
I'll just eat you up and spit you out
When you've lost your flavour

You'll never tire of me because I won't let you 
You'll taste me in lemons
See me in fire
Feel me on a knife edge

I'm everything you love to hate
But have to love
Because I'm keeping you alive as I
Suck out your last breath
And you're mine for eternity

If it's the last thing I do
I'll be the last thought you have

Obsession

A sexy smile to seduce you
Schizo’s on the prowl
The reflection gives no clue
I break the mirror with a growl

Bleeding like a bitch
Turns me into a witch
Lock me up in your room
Teasing you into your tomb

Chorus:
Make your mind up
DON’T PUSH MY BUTTONS
Just shut the fuck up
DON’T PUSH MY BUTTONS
WhoreMones, whoremones
DON’T PUSH MY BUTTONS
Pretty Moody Schizophrenic
YOUR NOT FUCKING LISTENING TO ME!

I AM Psycho and sick
I AM ferocious, a freak
WATCH OUT for my temper tantrum tricks
STOP YOU CRANKY CRAZY CHICK

V2:
Empty tears flowing fiercely
laughing like a loon
Love and hate you immensely
my mind totally out of tune

Feeling sour and sullen
Am I dating Edward Cullen?
Put me in a stray jacket
Cos i’m a tenacious tartlet


 
 
 
 
 
 

CHORUS:
Make your mind up
DON’T PUSH MY BUTTONS
Just shut the fuck up
DON’T PUSH MY BUTTONS
WhoreMones, whoremones
DON’T PUSH MY BUTTONS
Pretty Moody Schizophrenic
YOUR NOT FUCKING LISTENING TO ME!
I AM Psycho and sick
I AM ferocious, a freak
WATCH OUT for my temper tantrum tricks
STOP YOU CRANKY CRAZY


Bridge:
Put me in a stray jacket
cos i’m no pretty puppet
Put me in a stray jacket
My mind, a squirming maggot
 
i have whoooorreeemoooneessss
you have whoooorreeemoooneessss
we all have whoooorreeemoooneessss
we all are Pretty Moody Schizophrenic

CHORUS:
Make your mind up
DON’T PUSH MY BUTTONS
Just shut the fuck up
DON’T PUSH MY BUTTONS
WhoreMones, whoremones
DON’T PUSH MY BUTTONS
Pretty Moody Schizophrenic
YOUR NOT FUCKING LISTENING TO ME!

I AM Psycho and sick
I AM ferocious, a freak
WATCH OUT for my temper tantrum tricks
STOP YOU CRANKY CRAZY

Whoremones

Songs are fast-paced, catchy, bass-heavy, and their lyrics incorporate "a playful sense of humour" with an "odd but interesting amalgamation of gore and a more delicate trace of femininity

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