DEMO - non developed deep weirdness with vibes.

Time X pace DEMO

A cross between awful yet creative casio keyboard sounds. This particular song is heavily influenced by 'Fuck The Pain Away' and the classic tango. Probably the worst thing you've ever heard.

Devious Dereck

Probably the most diabolical version of Wait and Bleed you will ever hear by Slipknot. I really hope they never hear it. Inspired by Van Halen Synth and serious slap bass.

Wait And Bleed (samba version)

Absolute shit. This is a hillbilly snake charming version for those of you have snakes and similar looking pets. Probably will enrage them though... So best not play it.

Cover Of Cemetery Gates by Pantera. (Excerpt)

Contemporary piano piece WIP

Again, like most of my stuff that I post on here... Awful. This is Charlie, I work with her. She can't sing.

Charlie sings American Idiot

Charlie is mainly singing 3 Disney songs at work today on loop. Could have been worse.. At least it's not Bieber. Still god awful. More secret recordings to come.

Charlie sings Part Of Your World

Sorry if I offend some people. I get so annoyed with the amount of cold calls that I feel the incomprehensible need to have a bit of fun from time to time. Barclays.... You are a bunch of knobs.

PPI claim cold call goes oriental.

Champagne, Heels And Cigars demo/idea

Charlie likes Eminem

Tis the witching hour... The air is still outside, everyone is in bed but the hamster wheel inside the cranium stirs. It's time to make Casio keyboard Chinese restaurant versions of songs. Last nights butchery was fantastic, possibly the the worst track ever made... With pitch bend, I was set a task to create a track by my beloved that depicts 'Background music to Mongolian looking Bond villain with a strokey tash and a hairless cat.' It's called DEVIOUS DEREK. Look out for that one on single release.

A can of horrible musical worms has been opened and unleashed unto the world. If you would like to give me an idea to fit some music to or want to hear a cheesy keyboard cover just send me a suggestion. Please understand there is a chance I might not like your chosen track or see no future for greatness. You should feel disappointed that if I have to get out of bed in the morning to look at your shitty little song you have chosen for me to cover. If you think this might happen think again. P.S I've already done Van Halens 'Jump' should you ask.  
If you hear worse music than mine I will be surprised.

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