Evie sang shortly after I put her down for a nap yesterday. I recorded the baby monitor, and it picks up an Innocence Mission song she was singing over, too. Songs do not get more repetitive than this, folks. 

Evie Johnston's "I Like Bandaids" (MP3)

I used Elevenlabs.io's AI voice software to transform this selection from my eLectio Publishing book, "Nightmarriage," into an audiobook version of the text. How does it sound?

"My Wife, the Black Hole"—Excerpted from "Nightmarriage"

"Nightmarriage" Audiobook Demos

Putting the "Die" in Diarrhea

Blessed Are The Tentmakers

Original "All is Calm, All is Bright" Version, Released Dec. 2004.

(There's No Place Like) Home for Holidays

I'll Be Droned for Christmas

The First Noel

It Came Upon a Midnight Clear

O Come All Ye Faithful

O Christmas Tree

Chad Thomas Johnston is a writer, blogger, artist, singer-songwriter, and publicist who resides in Lawrence, Kansas with his wife Rebekah, their daughter Evangeline, and five felines.  He is represented by Seattle-based literary agent Jenée Arthur, who is currently shopping his manuscript, "The Stained-Glass Kaleidoscope: Essays at Play in the Churchyard of the Mind," to publishing houses. He is a regular contributor to IMAGE Journal's "Good Letters" blog at Patheos.com.  He has also written for The Baylor Lariat, and contributed a feature to ex-Melody Maker music journalist/Nirvana biographer Everett True's CollapseBoard.com.

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