Battle Royale of the iconic Movie Directors!

GetSlayedTV as M. Night Shyamalan
Mat4yo as Ed Wood
Froggy7771 as Tim Burton
Stofferex as Alfred Hitchcock
WoodenHornets as Peter Jackson
Justin Buckner as Stanley Kubrick
VideoGameRapBattles as Steven Spielberg

LYRICS:
M. Night Shyamalan:
Welcome to the Village! Shyamalan's about to bring some lyrical gore
You've got no talent, Eddy, go back to fighting in the war!
Call me Oliver, because I'm filled with plot twists,
No one liked your shit, at least i've made some well-known flicks!
Your films are just fake and dull, while my films are "Unbreakable"
Your name is lost among others, while M. Night is un-mistakeable
My Sixth Sense is telling me that I'm gonna leave your ass beat
Just like your dresses, you never should've crossed me!

Ed Wood:
I'll pull the string, release the buffalo herd, banish you to Khaskhabar
Shove your curry down your throat for more than ruining Avatar!
I figured with a sixth sense, you would know when to stop
Hell, You've made so many flops, you should start working at iHop!
"I see dead people", and it's all your fans
I have a sinister urge to kick your ass to space, that's my 9th plan
If you criticize my work, I'll have to fight M. Shyamalan
Now get the hell of my set! Lights, Camera, Action!

Tim Burton:
Shut the hell up, Wood! You're only known because of me
I'm the grittiest, darkest, demented director you'll ever see!
I'll cut you up like Scissorhands, and slice you like Sweeny
And When I'm done, there'll be no one to sew you up like Frankenweenie
Shyamalan, be quick and get gone! Give us "signs" you won't come back!
I'm gonna kick your ass so fast, with a Danny Elfman soundtrack!
WILLY WONKA? DARK! PEEWEE HERMAN? DARK! JOHNNY DEPP IS MY BITCH
WHY DON'T YOU TWO GET OUT OF FILM AND SUCK MY BLACK AND WHITE DICK 

Alfred Hitchcock:
Black and White dick? How bout you suck a Hitch...cock
The Master of Suspense has come to show you what he's brought
I'm a killer on the mic, might as well call me Psycho
Your makeup may be white, Tim, you aren't so bright though
I'm suffering from a vertigo at the fact you're all employed
"Alfred Hitchcock presents" 3 Amateurs get destroyed
Wood, I'll eat you like the birds, you're a failure since birth!
And Shyamalan, your rhyming is worse than your movie After Earth

Peter Jackson:
After Earth? Please, I'm the God of Middle Earth
And my movies make more money than all 4 of you are worth
If you think you could stand a chance against me you're terribly wrong
Because in not too long, I'll make you fall harder than King Kong
I've seen all of your works, and it makes me "Brain Dead"
I just might die of renal failure...like Alfred!
YOU SHALL NOT PASS! I've already gained my victory!
Hell, I make nerds wet their pants more than Stan Lee!

Stanley Kubrick: "Stanley? no...."

HERE'S STANLEY!! I'm gonna hit you harder than a Kubrick
Afred you can't do shit, and Burton you just make me sick
Beating me will be clockwork, because I'm always Shining!
Call me the Prince because i based my work off of The King!
Jackson, your movies are clearly of "Bad Taste"!
But not as disturbing as the sight of M. Night's face!
I'm The Shining star of the directors, listen to what i've said!
I'll trap this mission like my name was Hal 9000 and leave you all for dead!

Steven Spielberg: "I'm sorry Stan, I'm afraid i can't let you do that..."

The God of film making has come to show up you wannabes
My rapping is out of this world, I'm like an MC ET
Hear my roar! I'll kick your ass out of the park, jurasically
I'll be adventuring like TinTin, and massacring you drastically
I'll show you some jaws, when I'm murdering with these words
This Battle's like Private Ryan, except nobody's saving you nerds
You'll never experience this honor again, so Catch me if you can
None of you had a chance before this battle began

M. Night Shyamalan vs Ed Wood. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 44.

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The psychotic fatty from South Park, takes on Beach City's champion, in this episode of WCRB.

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CREDITS

► Steven Universe and Peridot, voiced by
 Matthew Thomas (Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons)
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheCRBattles

► Eric Cartman, voiced by 
Mathew Swift

► Announcer, voiced by
Freshy Kanal
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal

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Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Freshy Kanal, Dani Frias, Tv rap battles 

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Edited by
????

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

Lyrics:

Steven: 
This Tiger Millionaire is about to make this fatso pay!
Because I'm a Crystal Gem, and I’m always here to save the day!
This cluster full of cheesy poofs is on the brink of insanity,
I heard that Jennifer Lopez could really come in ‘handy!’
You're just a fat Aquamarine, except more careless and vile!
My good deeds can't compare to your criminal file!
Your show is run-down, while Beach City’s still in business!
Because I got my friends, unlike your taco flavoured kisses!
 
Cartman: 
Your story’s nearly over, Steven, here’s your last hurrah!
Just like Yellow Diamond, RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
It's not very wise for you to fight a raging masochist.
How can you even fight? You’re a mother-to-son pacifist!
Back off, you Crystal Jew, I’ll leave you Fractured But Whole!
If you're half-human, does it mean you only have half a soul?
Watch me spitting hotter, than when Satan came from Hell!
I lost all Faith + One in you, cause how the mighty fell!

Steven: 
Don't talk about my mother, tell that to your ‘fathers!’
This ain’t Casa Bonita, but you can still jump in the water!
This Meat Beat Maniac is just wasting his potential,
The way you treat your friends shows that now you’re completely mental!
Call me Chef, I’m cooking up all the comebacks for this kid,
Your rage can't compare to when Peridot blows her lid!
A show on Comedy Central? He looks more fitting in arts and crafts,
Go back to Cartmanland, and take this ‘coon back to the trash!

Cartman: 
You’re no longer Wanted, Clarence, oh, the irony!
It takes five fucking seasons to unravel your conspiracy.
Better get a Cookie Cat, you've ran out of fuel to fight,
Oh my god! You killed Kenny from your lack of shitty rhymes!
Even Butters makes a better Gem than this star child!
Your fanbase is atrocious, with all your Twitter suicides!
With Ronaldo holding more research, he’d make a better opponent than you!
I’ll take you back to Keystone, and give you bad reviews!

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