honestly i cant even be mad this is just funny

WE CAN'T KEEP LETTING THEM GET AWAY WITH THIS

SAKURA KATANA-CHAN: omg terezi-chan!!! its lfmao!!!! i lovhe their music!!!! pparty rockers in the house toniiighttt nyaa~
TEREZI-CHAN: 4-4C7U4LLY 54KUR4, 1T'5 P4RTY R0CK 1S...
REDFOO: Damn, Sky Blu, look at that body...

RESULTS: https://soundcloud.com/finn-for-a-fish/r1m3-results
(Thank you to @stillnotshrekles for contributing the thumbnail!)

Teddyloid - Dancefloor Orgy (LMFAO - house music.)
Homestuck - Sburban Jungle (SKC&T - Homestuck)

[ R1M3 ] These Songs Are The Same Key XD!

[ ᴛʜɪs ɢᴀᴍᴇ's ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀ ɪs... ]
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[ Vɪʀᴛᴜᴀʟ Eᴅᴜᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ]
63.3% to 36.7%
98 votes in total

..Klara and Monika have been arguing for hours now. It seems them staying behind at the hotel during the match certainly didn't stop them from fighting!! As soon as the results came out, the arguing only got worse. Klara is now throwing out accusations of rigging and character voting.. Oh dear. We'll see you during our net match in Jupiter, but we'll need some time to calm these two down..

(OOC: we're taking a short break between this match and the bonus/next match)

[ W R1 M4 RESULTS ]

Track donated by: @max_emerald
Art donated by: https://twitter.com/Honk_B_Clowne
CLASH! [04] | [16] - Brian David Gilbert | Half of a Lifetime
Character [16] donated by: DemonicKraken#0695
Exhibit: Other Tournaments

VOTE HERE! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScsmD_TvBKwpSuF18kmc--e6SK18NX0DpOova8S-OJ7uckxJQ/viewform?usp=sf_link

Brian: "Welcome friends, I'm BDG- and I'll teach you how to dance properly!"
ENA: "Nice movings! What conspiracies are we cooking on the menu today?"
G-Man: "𝘼𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝......𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣, 𝙈𝙧. 𝙂𝙞𝙡𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩?"

Our first round has finally comes to an end! And as such, our resident theorist Brian has decided to...well, he's doing something between interviewing and interrogating his questions, for there are so many questions to be asked! How did these two unlike folk come together for this tournament? How did ENA escape the Great Runas? Where even 𝘪𝘴 the G.A.L.L.E.R.Y.? Will ENA and G-Man be unable to answer the unraveler's questionnaire, or has Brian bit off more than he could chew against the dancing new wave enthusiasts? In the end, it all comes down to you.

｢?｣Music related to Brian David Gilbert, Polygon, and game reviewers.
(Dances Moving, The Adventure Zone, Thumbnail, Breakout)
｢?｣Music from comedic musical YouTubers, or comedy artists in general.
(Tim Minchin, Jacksfilms, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Ninja Sex Party)
｢?｣Music related to absurd/surreal media, both comedic and horrific.
(The Eric Andre Show, Frontier Psychiatrist, Waltz of the Meatball Man, Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared)
｢?｣Music related to media with infamously complicated or confusing plots.
(Homestuck, Five Nights at Freddy's, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, music related to ARGs.)

◐Songs in or by artists in the new wave genre, as well as David Byrne’s discography.
(Once in a Lifetime, Weird Science, Never Gonna Give You Up, music by Men At Work)
◐Original Music from Youtube animations, as well as music associated with webcore/weirdcore.
(GOD RACE, Khonjin House, Browser History, Eddsworld)
◐Music associated with Valve games and related fanmade content, with a focus on SFM animations.
(Hazardous Environments, How Low, Kazotsky Kick, Count To Three)
◐Music and media related to dancing and contrasting elements.
(Hot and Cold, Footloose, &, The Safety Dance)

Sources:
[PLEASE INSTALL COUNTER-STRIKE: SOURCELIST]
https://pastebin.com/9BaeXbWZ

[R1 - M8] CLASH! Phase 1 ~ DANCE PARTY: Who Could Have Been At The Club?

Thank you for voting. Results are below the box.
Results buildup by @max-emerald, original instrumental by @that-guy-612575399.

Reversion Demo - Supermental/Khonjin House [Both - Original YouTube Animation, Absurdist Comedy/ARGs (Supermental ARG)]
The Opening of Every Animated Film - Kevin Timmer Tunes [Half of a Lifetime - Original YouTube Animation]
Science Blaster - SpellingPhailer [Brian David Gilbert - Game Reviewers? He should get this under principal if not.]
Man-Made Object - Lemon Demon [Both? - Comedy Musicians, New Wave? (I think this is the Lemon Demon New Wave song.)]
Team Fortress 2 - Team Fortress 2 [HOAL - Valve]
Under Attack, performed by a murder robot - AAAH!BBA (ft. 2winz²) [BDG - BDG]
Burning Down the House - Talking Heads [HOAL - New Wave/David Byrne]
Classico - Tenacious D [BDG - Comedy Musicians]

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Brian: "...I wish I could say that this victory has given me a clear head, but...there's got to be something more to this...there 𝘩𝘢𝘴 to be..."

62.1% (82) 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐃𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐝 𝐆𝐢𝐥𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭 | Half of a Lifetime 37.9% (50)

Brian David Gilbert is your victor!
Half of a Lifetime will continue to compete in the losers' bracket...

[R1 - M8] RESULTS!

VOTE NOW!! https://forms.gle/5PYqd2kkg4jKmgst8
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PEACOCK: SHAAAAAADUP! At least the Doc knows when to keep his mouth shut! Are you TRYNA to interrupt my show?!?!
NAVI: Hey! Listen! To get out of an infinite, mash the buttons as fast as you can to break free! 
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Track: @bulnosaur40
Art: https://twitter.com/Editionalt2
Characters Represented: Top Tutorialists, Peacock

Top Tutorialists' Sources:
- Songs featured in 3D Sonic games
(City Escape, His World, Sonic Heroes)
- Songs featured in the Legend of Zelda franchise
(Watch Out!, Great Fairy Fountain, Midna's Lament)
- Songs related to characters who interrupt gameplay
(How to Use FLUDD, Hau/Hop Battle Theme, Toadsworth Screaming in the Sewers)
- Songs related to tutorials & training
(Gonna Fly Now, Your Best Friend, Brain Training)

Peacock's Sources:
- Songs from games developed by Lab Zero & Future Club
(Skullgirls, Indivisible)
- Songs from indie fighting games
(Rivals of Aether, Brawlhalla, Lethal League)
- Songs from media inspired by the rubberhose/Fleischer style
(Cuphead, SOXNSANDALS, Betty Boop)
- Songs composed by Michiru Yamane
(Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Aria of Sorrow, Harmony of Dissonance)

Sources Used:
Skylar Spence - Practice (TT - Training)
Epic Mickey - Dark Beauty Castle (Peacock - Rubberhose)
Elebits - The Smile of You (Peacock - Michiru Yamane)
The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask - Deku Palace (TT - Annoying Zelda Sidekicks)
Cerce - How to Be a Woman (TT - Tutorials)
OR3O, Clover - Help Me (Peacock - Rubberhose)
Sim Gretina, Cuphead - Dramatic Fanatic (Peggy Suave Remix) (Peacock - Rubberhose)
Robert Tepper - No Easy Way Out (TT - Training)
Sonic Adventure, Crush 40 - Live & Learn (TT - 3D Sonic)
Sonic Smackdown, TNHGameRemixes - Back to the Lab (Training Room Ver 2.0) (TT - 3D? Sonic; Peacock - Indie Fighters)
Bentley Jones - Dreams of An Absolution (TT - 3D Sonic)
Sonic and the Black Knight, Crush 40 - Knight of the Wind (TT - 3D Sonic)
MiatriSs, Triforcefilms - Gospel of Dismay (Remix) (Peacock - Rubberhose)
Dua Lipa - Hallucinate (Peacock - Rubberhose)
Umineko: Golden Fantasia - The First and the Last (More Grove) (Peacock - Indie Fighters)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
discord.gg/eyuxVS4

[LR5 M1] Practice Your Runbacks

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OMOCHAO: Next time, it is recommended that you take some class notes! 

Top Tutorialists - 59.6% (171 Votes)
Peacock - 40.4% (116 Votes)

[LR5 M1 Results] Top Tutorialists Vs. Peacock

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[THE VICTOR IS SAKURA]

[MESSY RECIPE] : 63 VOTES : 46.3%
[SAKURA] : 73 VOTES : 53.7%

SAKURA: It's getting harder for me to be sorry, but... I'll do what you two couldn't. That's what you'd do, that's what anyone who's made it this far would do...

Buildup Sources:
Vane - Perfectly Sweet (MR, Food)
GHOST - Appetite of a People Pleaser (MR/Sakura, Food/Undead)
The Living Tombstone - Collecting Cookies (MR, Food)
Kids See Ghosts - Ghost Town Pt. 2 (Sakura, Undead)
Ice Cube ft Snoop Dogg & Lil Jon - Go to Church (MR, Lil Jon)
Zombieland Saga - DEAD or RAP (Sakura, Undead/Idols)

[LR4 M2 Results] Sakura vs Messy Recipe

THE BOY: aw shit its the lean monster
VENOM: I LOVE LEAN!!!!!!

[results: https://soundcloud.com/finn-for-a-fish/lr1m1-results]

Mr Oizo - Hand In The Fire (Elements/Artists with their own day: Flat Eric Friday)
Smash Cypher - Brinstar (Parasites/White Rap/#freddurstfriday Activities: Leaking Smash Bros.)
JT Music - Cuphead Rap (Dirty Dish Remix) (White Rap/Household Items: Cups)
Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life (Drugs)
The Stupendium - Vending Machine Of Love (#freddurstfriday Activities: Love)
Eminem - Drug Ballad (White Rap/Drugs)
The Living Tombstone - My Ordinary Life (Drugs/Flipnote)

[lr1m1 ~ SONG 1] aw shiiit its fred durst

Track by: Acerola
Art by: Acerola
UI by: CyberStar
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Organizer: Professor  Colress 
The main figurehead of this project, Professor Colress, have been assigned to the Aether Foundation to find out what happened to Lusamine over 5 years after her disappearance. Using the idea of the multiverse as a way to test how the ultra wormholes work, if Z-Crystals can affect it and how to find the Aether Foundation Ex-President, Professor Colress is ready to bring out the true potential of the competition and solving the mystery of the missing president.
COLRESS SOURCELIST:
-My research deals with bringing out the potential of Pokémon! (Mainline Pokemon)
-5! 4! 3! 2! 1! (Countdowns and Science)
-However......I DISAGREE! (Arguments/Disagreements)
-Hmm..... This programming seems interesting (OLM Animation)
-Whatever the Aether Foundation will allow me to use! (Anarchy Source lol) 
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Sources:
Pokemon Black/White 2- Colress Battle Theme (yea)
Oingo Boingo- Weird Science (Science)
Eurythmics- Sweet Dreams are made of (Disagreements [idk it worked ig])
Masked Wolf- Astronaut in the Ocean  (whatever aether foundation will allow me to use ig)
initial d- Running in the 90s (whatever aether foundation will allow me to use)
The Weeknd- Blinding Lights (Main Theme of DC, idk i love this song)
Colress VFX

However.....I DISAGREE

TRACK BY: limi#5829
ART BY: Acerola#0591
CHARACTER REPRESENTED: Orio / ??? (x16)

As mysterious as the stars themselves, Orio arrives as the new host of Starlight City! She may be somewhat new to this whole thing, but with the power of the cosmos above, she'll make sure everything runs smoothly!

SOURCES:
- Songs associated with celestial bodies, space, and light
(Counting Stars, Starlight Brigade, Turn The Lights Off, Starboy)

- Songs in the City Pop genre
(Plastic Love, Out Of Time, Fragile)

- Songs with endless potential
(    )

Marshmello - Shockwave (Endless Potential) / ??? 
SpellingPhailer - Science Blaster (Endless Potential) / ???
Mariya Takeuchi - Plastic Love (City Pop)
Schmoyoho - SPACE IS COOL (Space) / ??? 
Kanye West - God Is (Endless Potential) / ???
The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (Light, Endless Potential) / ???
The Weeknd, Daft Punk - Starboy (Space, Endless Potential) / ??? (x3)
Hail Mary Mallon - Breakdance Beach (Endless Potential) / ??? (x2) 
Madeon - Icarus (Endless Potential) / ???  (x3)
Fall Out Boy - Thnks fr th Mmrs (Endless Potential) / ???
Danganronpa - DANGANRONPA (DR Version) (Endless Potential) / ???
Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls (Endless Potential) / ??? (x2)
JubyPhonic - Venom (Endless Potential) / ??? 
Bruno Mars - Talking To The Moon (Space) / ???
DMX - Where The Hood At (Endless Potential) / ???
Pitbull - Back In Time (Endless Potential) / ??? (x2)
Burger King - Spongebob Got Back (Endless Potential) / ??? (x2)
ERB - Zeus vs Thor (Endless Potential) / ??? (x5)
Gym Class Heroes, Adam Levine - Stereo Hearts (Endless Potential) / ???

STARWAVE

Idk how to make thumbnails lol 

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Shared: 
Breakbot - Baby I'm Yours (French Dudes / Songs with the name "You")

Eiffel Tower:
Splatoon OST - Inkopolis Evolution (Splatoon)
Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick (French House)

You:
Kawai Sprite - High (Games You Like)
Maroon 5 - Sugar (Songs You Like [I have no clue how this source works lol])
Fusq - Like You! (Songs with the name "You")
Persona 4 OST - Your Affection(Songs with the name "You")
Ed Sheeran - Shape of You (Songs with the name "You")




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(VICTIM 13 - THE EIFFEL TOWER)

An absolute marvel in construction and architecture!

- French artists, house & culture
(Justice, Daft Punk, Mr. Oizo)
- Music by Eiffel 65
(Blue (Da Ba Dee), Move Your Body, Back in Time)
- Music relating to buildings, landmarks, monuments, & specific locations
(Castle On The Hill, Hotel Room Service, Tour Eiffel Sidérale)
- Splatoon
(Splattack!, Into the Light, Inkoming!)


(VICTIM 16 - YOU)

This is... You? As in me? Or as in... You? My head hurts.

- Songs about you
(You're Beautiful, Beautiful in My Eyes, Shine On)
- Songs & artists you like
(hand crushed by a mallet, bladee, Ed Sheeran)
- Games you like
(Friday Night Funkin, FNAF, Danganronpa)
- Songs with titles in the first person, or containing "you"
(I Need You, Need You Now, Just the Way You Are)

[FANMADE DOATK TRACK] I Want To Be Like The Eiffel Tower

See our other accounts here!: @salt-part-one @salt-part-two @salt-part-three @salt-part-four @salt-part-fivepointfive @salt-part-six

S.A.L.T. is an online music tournament where 32 characters from across pop culture & media go head to head to see who can win bracket & take over the S.A.L.T. diner! Thank you for dining with us!

CONTESTANTS:
Peacock
Lou Albano
Mordecai & Rigby
Okabe Rintarou
Jenny Wakeman
The Pyro
Captain Viridian
Niko
Lord Raptor
Giant Enemy Duo
Lupin III
Over Justice
Gandhi
Ruby Rose
IGOR
Top Tutorialists
The Joker
Duane
Penguins of Madagascar
Tonio Trussardi
Rabbids
Gandalf
Takumi Fujiwara
The Milkman
Penta Axe General
Murderous Goose
Etemon
The Add-Ons
Spring Men
Richard Cheese
King Knight
Gucci Smart Toilet

[LR5 M1 Results] Top Tutorialists Vs. Peacock

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