honestly i cant even be mad this is just funny

WE CAN'T KEEP LETTING THEM GET AWAY WITH THIS

Track donated by: @phase999
Art donated by: @max_emerald
CLASH! [08] | [13] - Eddy, the Ultimate Scam Artist | DK Rapper
Exhibit: Other Tournaments

VOTE HERE! forms.gle/8D9jefUJoT7JdPAGA

DK Rapper: "Bravo, kid- and here I thought Funky was the one with money on his motherfunking mind!"
Eddy: "You better be ready to flunk this class, cause those golden bananas are M for 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦!"

It seems that today's clash has drawn in more of a crowd than normal- Eddy's trying to pull a fast one on the contestants with the latest scam, proving that even the high stakes of a killing game or the lower stakes of the tournament haven't made him lose his edge. Will his simian competitor take this sitting down and be scammed out of a win, or will he banana slam the scam artist into Losers' Bracket? As the final quadrant of our first round begins, it once again falls down to you.

㉕Music related to Cartoon Network and shows focused on in Cartoons in Danganronpa.
[Ed, Edd, n Eddy, Steven Universe, Cartoon Cartoon Fridays theme, music by Puffy AmiYumi)
[Rick & Morty, Gravity Falls, Star Vs. The Forces of Evil, South Park)
㉕Music and media related to murder or mysteries.
[Danganronpa, Psycho Killer, Scooby Doo, Zero Escape)
㉕Music related to money, business, and scams.
[Here Comes the Money, Money (That's What I Want), Redesign Your Logo, I'm Gonna Take You For a Ride)
㉕Music and media related to villainous heroes and antiheroes.
[Deadpool, Batman, Nefarious OST, Dr. Horrible's Musical Sing-Along Blog)

♬Music related to the Donkey Kong franchise, monkeys, apes, and Rareware games.
(DK Rap, Jungle Japes, Brass Monkey, Spiral Mountain)
♬Music commonly recognized as SiIvaGunner running jokes, gags, or original compositions.
(Snow Halation, Chip tha Ripper Freestyle, Grand Dad, Live and Learn)
(BE THE KING, Jet Set Radio Evolution, Blow My Speakers Up, The Christmas Comeback Crisis)
♬Music heavily featuring vocal samples or sentence mixing.
(The Concept Of Love, Win the Race, Bustin’, Pico)
♬All 90's rap, including rappers that started in the 90's and all Eminem.
(Rap God, The Notorious B.I.G., Snoop Dogg, My Salsa)

Sources:
2 Mello - LUV 2 LUV [DK Rapper - Vocal Sampling]
2 Mello - Rock The Beat!! [DK Rapper - Vocal Sampling]
Run The Jewels - Oh Mama [Eddy - Cartoons in Danganronpa (Rick and Morty))
Danganronpa - Discussion Mix [EDGE Ver.] [Eddy - Danganronpa)
Donkey Kong Country - Fear Factory [DK Rapper - His Entire First Source]
DM DOKURO - Easy Money [Both/Exhibit - Money, Siiva Originals, Tourney Originals)
MadWorld - ain't that funny [Eddy - Murder)
Adventure Time feat. Olivia Olson - I'm Just Your Problem [Eddy - Cartoon Network)
DKC Cartoon - I'm Nobody's Hero [DK Rapper - Donkey Kong]
Eminem - KILLSHOT [DK Rapper - Eminem]
Ed Edd n Eddy - My Best Friend Plank [Eddy - CN)
Nate Dogg - Nobody Does It Better [DK Rapper - 90’s Rap]
Eminem - Rap God [DK Rapper - Eminem]
The Noisy Freaks - Feeling [DK Rapper - Vocal Sampling]
South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut - Blame Canada [Eddy - Cartoons in Danganronpa (South Park))
Donkey Kong 64 - DK Rap [DK Rapper - yeah]
Ed Edd n Eddy - Intro [Eddy - CN)
Jet Set Radio Evolution - Highway Couture [DK Rapper - Siiva Originals)

[R1 - M7] CLASH! Phase 2 ~ Tough Luv, Easy Money

51 Votes! New record! Yet another successful match in the books!

YOUR WINNER IS...

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...BUDDY THE ELF!

BUDDY THE ELF: 31 VOTES (60.8%)
FRED DURST FRIDAY: 20 VOTES (39.2%)

BUDDY: Stop nookie-ing around in our store! You're gonna scare the kids away!

[ R1M2 - BUDDY THE ELF VS. FRED DURST FRIDAY ] RESULTS

[ ᴛʜɪs ɢᴀᴍᴇ's ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀ ɪs... ]
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[ Vɪʀᴛᴜᴀʟ Eᴅᴜᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ]
63.3% to 36.7%
98 votes in total

..Klara and Monika have been arguing for hours now. It seems them staying behind at the hotel during the match certainly didn't stop them from fighting!! As soon as the results came out, the arguing only got worse. Klara is now throwing out accusations of rigging and character voting.. Oh dear. We'll see you during our net match in Jupiter, but we'll need some time to calm these two down..

(OOC: we're taking a short break between this match and the bonus/next match)

[ W R1 M4 RESULTS ]

Thank you for voting. Results are below the box.
Results buildup by @max-emerald, original instrumental by @that-guy-612575399.

Reversion Demo - Supermental/Khonjin House [Both - Original YouTube Animation, Absurdist Comedy/ARGs (Supermental ARG)]
The Opening of Every Animated Film - Kevin Timmer Tunes [Half of a Lifetime - Original YouTube Animation]
Science Blaster - SpellingPhailer [Brian David Gilbert - Game Reviewers? He should get this under principal if not.]
Man-Made Object - Lemon Demon [Both? - Comedy Musicians, New Wave? (I think this is the Lemon Demon New Wave song.)]
Team Fortress 2 - Team Fortress 2 [HOAL - Valve]
Under Attack, performed by a murder robot - AAAH!BBA (ft. 2winz²) [BDG - BDG]
Burning Down the House - Talking Heads [HOAL - New Wave/David Byrne]
Classico - Tenacious D [BDG - Comedy Musicians]

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Brian: "...I wish I could say that this victory has given me a clear head, but...there's got to be something more to this...there 𝘩𝘢𝘴 to be..."

62.1% (82) 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐃𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐝 𝐆𝐢𝐥𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭 | Half of a Lifetime 37.9% (50)

Brian David Gilbert is your victor!
Half of a Lifetime will continue to compete in the losers' bracket...

[R1 - M8] RESULTS!

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OMOCHAO: Next time, it is recommended that you take some class notes! 

Top Tutorialists - 59.6% (171 Votes)
Peacock - 40.4% (116 Votes)

[LR5 M1 Results] Top Tutorialists Vs. Peacock

THE BOY: aw shit its the lean monster
VENOM: I LOVE LEAN!!!!!!

[results: https://soundcloud.com/finn-for-a-fish/lr1m1-results]

Mr Oizo - Hand In The Fire (Elements/Artists with their own day: Flat Eric Friday)
Smash Cypher - Brinstar (Parasites/White Rap/#freddurstfriday Activities: Leaking Smash Bros.)
JT Music - Cuphead Rap (Dirty Dish Remix) (White Rap/Household Items: Cups)
Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life (Drugs)
The Stupendium - Vending Machine Of Love (#freddurstfriday Activities: Love)
Eminem - Drug Ballad (White Rap/Drugs)
The Living Tombstone - My Ordinary Life (Drugs/Flipnote)

[lr1m1 ~ SONG 1] aw shiiit its fred durst

[79 votes total. your winner is...]

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[stickfigured crackheads]

[stickfigured crackheads: 42 votes // 53.2%]
[fred durst friday: 37 votes //  46.8%]

THE BOY: So when are we getting our own week dipshit? My friend over here has like... I dunno... a million sounds you could use or something.

[lr1m1 - results]

Idk how to make thumbnails lol 

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Shared: 
Breakbot - Baby I'm Yours (French Dudes / Songs with the name "You")

Eiffel Tower:
Splatoon OST - Inkopolis Evolution (Splatoon)
Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick (French House)

You:
Kawai Sprite - High (Games You Like)
Maroon 5 - Sugar (Songs You Like [I have no clue how this source works lol])
Fusq - Like You! (Songs with the name "You")
Persona 4 OST - Your Affection(Songs with the name "You")
Ed Sheeran - Shape of You (Songs with the name "You")




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(VICTIM 13 - THE EIFFEL TOWER)

An absolute marvel in construction and architecture!

- French artists, house & culture
(Justice, Daft Punk, Mr. Oizo)
- Music by Eiffel 65
(Blue (Da Ba Dee), Move Your Body, Back in Time)
- Music relating to buildings, landmarks, monuments, & specific locations
(Castle On The Hill, Hotel Room Service, Tour Eiffel Sidérale)
- Splatoon
(Splattack!, Into the Light, Inkoming!)


(VICTIM 16 - YOU)

This is... You? As in me? Or as in... You? My head hurts.

- Songs about you
(You're Beautiful, Beautiful in My Eyes, Shine On)
- Songs & artists you like
(hand crushed by a mallet, bladee, Ed Sheeran)
- Games you like
(Friday Night Funkin, FNAF, Danganronpa)
- Songs with titles in the first person, or containing "you"
(I Need You, Need You Now, Just the Way You Are)

[FANMADE DOATK TRACK] I Want To Be Like The Eiffel Tower

Another Cool Fan Track i whipped up Because they're my favorite Character and they are awesome.

Hope ya'll Enjoy the track!

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(DOOMED 06 - DUBIOUS DUO)

Really? Aren't they a bit old for this type of attire? Although I'd gladly take a donation from the short one~!

- "Twitch" games & non-virtual twitch streamers in general
(Fortnite, Fall Guys, League of Legends)
- Money & greed
(If I Had a Million Dollars, Material Girl, Money for Nothing)
- FPS games & guns
(Fortnite, 21 Guns, TF2)
- Plants
(Sunflower, Watermelon Sugar, White Roses)
- Franchises featured in Fortnite crossovers
(Marvel, Rocket League, Ghostbusters)

Songs Used:

3LAU, Ninja - It's Game Time [Non-Virtual Twitch Streamers: Take a Guess]
Fortnite - Limitless [Twitch Games]
Carpenter Brut - Le Perv [Offsource]
Bruno Mars - Finesse [Fortnite Crossovers]
Ray Parker Jr. - Ghostbusters [Fortnite Crossovers]
Joywave - Destruction [Fortnite Crossovers]
The 88 - Biggering [Greed, I will probably be Killed for this]
I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME - Sugar Pills [Fortnite Crossovers]
Weezer - Living in L.A [Semi-Source, Fortnite Crossovers: WeezerWorld]
Fortnite - Work It [Twitch Games]
Fortnite - Origin's Anthem [Twitch Games]
Fortnite - The End [Twitch Games]

[FANMADE] Le Gamer's Anthem

Mashup: @stupid-babey-bitch
Art: Pun
VOTE NOW!: https://forms.gle/bhWxjBMA3unpF5ut7

Match Lore by Neko!: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1H9hK4NRYfNW1j0NUEbwLKrcf3SdOSBYzCRfP6XadLH8/edit

Big Bill Hell

-Viral commercials, real or fake (Fuck You Baltimore!, Jones' BBQ and Foot Massage, Terry Crews' Old Spice Commercials)

-Original songs made for commercials (Education Connection, Protegent, Kars4Kids)

-Songs that feature excessive swearing (Bitch Lasagna, Fuck You by Cee Lo Green, STFU)

-Songs related to cars (Gas Gas Gas, Jessica (Top Gear Theme), Life is a Highway)

-Classic viral videos (pre-2008) (Dramatic Look, Chocolate Rain, Numa Numa)

Art by: Pun

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Chiaki and Monomi

-The Danganronpa series (Welcome to DANGAN IsLand!!!!, Mr. Monokuma's Lesson, Scrum Debate)

-Original soundtracks of arcade games from 1975-1985 (Galaga, Pac-Man, Donkey Kong)

-Songs that are about pre-1990 video games, as well as songs with music videos that emulate styles of them (8-Bit World, Tetris Rap by Porta, Pac-Man Fever)
(We Come Together, Love I Need, Move Your Feet)

-Magical Girl anime (Sailor Moon, Madoka Magica, Cardcaptors)

-Artists with prominent "kawaii" aesthetics (Snail's House, Kero Kero Bonito, dark cat)

Art by: avrilware

Songs Used:

Hyp3rsleep & Tokage - Shoujo (Kawaii shit)
Loving Caliber - Faster Car (Cars)

[WR2M1 ~ PHASE 1] Shoujo Drift

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MR. GAME & WATCH IS YOUR WINNER!

[MR. G&W:] BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
[LAKITU]: Uh... I think this can be interpreted as some sort of triumphant shout. Or insult? Can't be sure with this guy, ha-ha.

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Mr. Game & Watch - 76 VOTES [68.5%]
Wayward Vagabond - 35 VOTES [31.5%]

[ R1 - M1 ] - RESULTS

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S.A.L.T. is an online music tournament where 32 characters from across pop culture & media go head to head to see who can win bracket & take over the S.A.L.T. diner! Thank you for dining with us!

CONTESTANTS:
Peacock
Lou Albano
Mordecai & Rigby
Okabe Rintarou
Jenny Wakeman
The Pyro
Captain Viridian
Niko
Lord Raptor
Giant Enemy Duo
Lupin III
Over Justice
Gandhi
Ruby Rose
IGOR
Top Tutorialists
The Joker
Duane
Penguins of Madagascar
Tonio Trussardi
Rabbids
Gandalf
Takumi Fujiwara
The Milkman
Penta Axe General
Murderous Goose
Etemon
The Add-Ons
Spring Men
Richard Cheese
King Knight
Gucci Smart Toilet

[LR5 M1 Results] Top Tutorialists Vs. Peacock

S.A.L.T Part 5: Can't Stand the Heat

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