(DOOMED 05 - EDMUND MCMILLEN)
- Media by Edmund McMillen
(Super Meat Boy, The Binding of Isaac, The End is Nigh)
- Roguelikes & 'tough as nails' platformers
(Spelunky, Risk of Rain, I Wanna Be the Guy)
- Original Flash & Newgrounds media
(Line Rider, Alien Hominid, Castle Crashers)
- Properties referenced in any of his games
(Hollow Knight, QWOP, The Bible Franchise)
- Franchises originating from flash titles
(VVVVVV, Fancy Pants Adventures, Henry Stickmin)

(VICTIM 13 - THE EIFFEL TOWER)
- French artists, house & culture
(Justice, Daft Punk, Mr. Oizo)
- Music by Eiffel 65
(Blue (Da Ba Dee), Move Your Body, Back in Time)
- Music relating to buildings, landmarks, monuments, & specific locations
(Castle On The Hill, Hotel Room Service, Tour Eiffel Sidérale)
- Splatoon
(Splattack!, Into the Light, Inkoming!)

Songs used:
Clarence Clarity - Porn Mountain (Glitch Genres/Locations)
Sam Smith & Kim Petras - Unholy (Glitch Genres/Religious Concepts)
That Handsome Devil - Buyer's Remorse (Religious Concepts)
Jonah Senzel - Uberbot Activated (Noise Genres/Roguelikes/ARGs)
AU/RA - Panic Room (Locations)
Look Outside - Verminator (Apocalypse/RPGMaker/Eldritch Horror)
That Handsome Devil - Pills For Everything (Religious Concepts)
The Weeknd - Wake Me Up (feat. Justice) (French Artists)
Ridiculon - Bygone (Edmund McMillen/Locations)
Mario Sello Nuñez, Abiotic Factor - Ending Boss (Bullshit Bosses/The Apocalypse/Eldritch Horror)
Justice - Genesis (Religious Concepts/French Artists)
Panic! At The Disco - This is Gospel (Referenced)
death's dynamic shroud - Keys To The Gate (Glitch Genres/Locations)
The Hex - Coming In Hot (ARGs)
RENREN - Falte Red - Ultra Secret Room (Edmund McMillen/Locations)
Justice - Stop (French Artists)

Ultra Secret Room

AUTOPSY REPORT

DECEDENT: Aubrey Drake Graham (?)
CAUSE OF DEATH: Attempted Dismemberment

During the events of the tournament match between the Statue of Liberty and the "Drakest Lord," As the "Broadway Show" went on, the stress of the situation built higher. It became clear to both that only one could make it out of the match, and the stage play both were forced into performing took a violent turn. The "Drakest Lord," tried to attack the Statue in any way he could, bragging about those he had beaten before. He tried a multitude of tricks, including Bear traps, a fake hole on the ground, and even an anvil, recalling the mysterious death of his previous opponent. None of these did much of anything against the Statue of Liberty's copper. Frustrated, he decided to take things more directly, and punched her straight in the face. This did appear to hurt and anger the Statue, but as his hand hit the metal, it began to swell bright red, and he yelled out in pain.
Unexpectedly, he was suddenly swatted out of the sky, and his head fell right onto a bear trap, locking him in place. He was then picked up off the ground, and stretched thin as if trying to tear him limb from limb. This did not have the supposedly intended effect, however, as his entire body stretched out like rubber, and began to tear as it was strained thin. The body of the "Drakest Lord" was then thrown onto the ground. The Statue of Liberty, whose involvement in the death is unclear, was allowed to move onto the next round. 
Previous to the body's recovery, the mangled corpse attempted to drag itself towards the exit, but did not get very far before falling completely still.

FINAL RULING
The "Drakest Lord" has been cleared of all suspicion, and must have been innocent of any form of manslaughter.

Songs used:
1) Toon Catastrophes - Kyle Allen Music ft. CG5 & Annapantsu (Villains, Things I Cannot Take Seriously)
2) Now or Never - Horror Skunx (Villains, Things I Cannot Take Seriously) 
3) Stuck Inside - Green Skeleton [dotwav] (Villains, Green ”Drake”, Collaborators, Goofy Ahh Music, Parody)
4) Cursed Woody Sings a Song - Aaron Fraser-Nash (Villains, Things I Cannot Take Seriously)
5) There's a Platypus Controlling Me - Phineas & Ferb (Villains)
6) Kill Bill - SZA (Heartbreak)
7) Pickle Chin Theme - Sheriff Domestic (Facial Features, Goofy Ahh Music)
8) Oh My God - Masta Artisan (Heartbreak, Things I Cannot Take Seriously)
9) Sneaky Snitch - Kevin MacLeod (Goofy Ahh Music)
10) Snuff Out the Light - The Emperor's New Groove (Villains)

[ 9TH PROVEN INNOCENT: DRAKEST LORD ]

MUSIC AS A CONCEPT/RHYTHM RESULTS:
GUSTAVO ROCQUE (31)
Discoholic, U.U.F.O (30)
Duane (24)
Rasputin (21)
vento de diamante RICARDO MILOS (20)
Kasumi Toyama, Mr Game & Watch (18)
Sonic Miku, Lammy and Dead Parappa, Mad Piano (17)
Caramella Girls (16)
Don Chan, The Four Peters, DJ Subatomic Supernova (15)
Mike, SPONGETRAIN, Elizabeth, Mad Mouse (14)
5 Leaf Clover, Lord Raptor, Scratch This Bars, The Rockefeller Girls, Amuleto de Sal (12)
Holy Frick, The Machine (11)
THE HOPEFULL, STARLORD, Giegue, DJ Stray (10)
YourFavoriteSurvivor, The Crescendolls, Cadence, <Project: PARADISE> (9)
SAYU (8)
SNOW MY WAY!! (7)
THE PIXEL KING, HORROR SKUNX (6)
CHONGOSHOW (4)

Track by: Indrax (@ninjaquemado)
Art by: HattedRanger (@hattedranger)

[02]: Rocque-P
- Big Time Rush, its Cast/Associates and Teen/Dance-Pop
- Boy Bands, Media Themed around Music and Notable/Credited Music Producers
- Nickelodeon, Live Action Sitcoms and Artists who Signed in NickRecords
- Podcasts, Casting and Fictional bands
- Radio Pop, Young Love and Fame/its Effects

Sources:
- Big Time Rush - Big Time Rush (Big Time Rush)
- Big Time Rush - Windows Down (Big Time Rush)
- Waterparks - Dream Boy (Fame)
- NSYNC - Pop (Boy Bands, Media Themed around Music, Teen-Pop, Nickelodeon)
- Britney Spears - Baby One More Time (Teen-Pop, Dance-Pop)
- Miranda Cosgrove - Leave It All To Me (Nickelodeon, NickRecords)
- Big Time Rush - Til I Forget About You (Big Time Rush)
- BTS - Dynamite (Boy Bands)
- Selena Gomez & The Scene - Love You Like A Love Song (Dance-Pop)
- Elizabeth Gillies and Victoria Justice - Take A Hint (Nickelodeon, NickRecords)
- Big Time Rush - Famous (Big Time Rush, Fame)
- Your Favorite Martian - The Stereotypes Song (Fictional bands)
- One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful (Boy Bands)

Victory! - Rocque-P

THE FORSAKEN: SERIO████? I'V█ MA██ TOAS████ WI██ MO██ COMP███ A█.
THE WRECK: 𝙸𝙽𝚂𝚄𝙻𝚃 𝙳𝙴𝚃𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙴𝙳. [ᶜᵒᵐᵉᵇᵃᶜᵏ.ᵉˣᵉ ᴸᵒᵃᵈⁱⁿᵍ...] 𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐓.
THE FORSAKEN: TH██ I█ EMBARR██████. 
THE WRECK: 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐋𝐎𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐃. 𝙸 𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙰𝚁𝙴, 𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙰𝙼 𝙸.

VOTING HAS ENDED.
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(EXPERIMENT 04 - THE WRECK)
GUPTILL MEDIA, SEGA, & SONIC ARTISTS
INDUSTRIAL ROCK, HARD ROCK, MACHINES, & ARTIFICIALITY
SONGS BY/ABOUT HOT CHICKS OR INDUSTRY PLANTS
RWJ, HIS COLLABS, & THE "OLD INTERNET"
MEDIA SANITIZED FOR A 'WIDER AUDIENCE', OR WITH A FOCUS ON "SUPER FORMS"

(︎E︎X︎P︎E︎R︎I︎M︎E︎N︎T︎ 1︎5︎ -︎ T︎H︎E︎ F︎O︎R︎SAKE︎N︎)︎
ADU︎L︎T SWIM, [AS] ARTISTS, & ADULT ANIMATION
POLITICS & POLITICAL/ALT/HARDCORE HIP-HOP
SCIENCE FICTION & GENERAL SCIENCE
CLONES, DOPPELGANGERS, & 'EVIL' VERSIONS
DIMENSIONS, EXISTENTIALISM, & FAILURE

Songs used:
Childish Gambino - Algorhythm (Artificiality, Sanitized/[as] artists, Alt Hip-Hop)
Mike Morasky - 15 Acres of Broken Glass (Guptill Media, Machines/Sci-Fi, Anarchy: Portal Gun)
clipping. – Dominoes [as artists]
Nine Inch Nails - Zero Sum (Industrial Rock/[as] artists)
Sonic CD - Stardust Speedway (Sonic Media, Machines, Artificiality/Sci-Fi, 'Evil' Versions)
Killer Mike - Reagan (Machines/[as] Artists, Political Hip-Hop, Clones)
Britney Spears - Oops!…I Did It Again (Guptill Media, Hot Chicks!/Anarchy: https://screenrant.com/rick-morty-planetina-mcu-parody-britney-spears-why [???????])
Cardi B - I Like It (Hot Chicks!)
Nine Inch Nails - Hurt (Industrial Rock/[as] Artists)
Sonic CD - Metallic Madness (Sonic Media, Machines, Artificiality/Sci-Fi, 'Evil' Versions)
Blonde Redhead - For the Damaged Coda [as artists]

[CONTROL GROUP 02-01] - Perfect Algorithm

bweh idk what to put here for the desc
uhhh. who killed fredbear is by @funnymanfan
special thanks to @sunshinefuture for some QC help

Astrophysics - shadow being (LOOPER - Visual novels)
Madeon - The Prince (LOOPER - Royalty, CHEERLEADER - Collaborators/Mom + Pop)
l'avenir proche - Unraveling Stasis (LOOPER - Visual novels/Piano/Metanarratives)
Porter Robinson - Is There Really No Happiness? (LOOPER - Memories, CHEERLEADER - oh yknow)
underscores, Gabby start - Loansharks (CHEERLEADER - Collaborators/Mom + Pop/Indietronica/Electropop)
Studio Thumpy Puppy - Be Careful, Everyone! (LOOPER - oh yknow)
smiling broadly - puke (106% true speed) (LOOPER - Memories, CHEERLEADER - Indietronica)
Astrophysics - Sasha (LOOPER - Visual novels)
Magdalena Bay - She Looked Like Me! (CHEERLEADER - Mom + Pop)
Porter Robinson, Frost Children - Mona Lisa (CHEERLEADER - oh yknow)
Madeon, Dan Smith - La Lune (LOOPER - Space, CHEERLEADER - Collaborators/Mom + Pop/Unrequited love)
Studio Thumpy Puppy - How Can You Help Me, Stardust? (LOOPER - oh yknow)
underscores - Shoot to kill, kill your darlings (LOOPER - Death, CHEERLEADER - Collaborators/Mom + Pop/Indietronica/Electropop)
Fall Out Boy - Thnks fr th Mmrs (LOOPER - Memories, CHEERLEADER - Unrequited love)

[WKF FANTRACK] - a great unraveling nightmare.

𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐓𝐔 𝐇𝐀𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄: -< you may be an oven but youre $till $hit at $pitting flame$ ]
𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐈𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐃: Ỗ𝓞oⒽ, 丂ⒾČЌ 𝐛ᑌʳŇ!! gⓔ丅 𝓲𝓉?

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Track by @lilcargoshort.
Art by twitter.com/TawnyBarnOwl.

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Psychic Type - Indigo Plateau Trap Remix (Pokémon, Trap)
CTC - Pokemon Rap Cipher 2016 Verse (Pokémon, Flex culture)
yuuDii - Rex Reversal (Homestuck)
Travis Scott Ft. Drake - SICKO MODE (Lil Baby/Gunna collaborators, Trap, Ego)
Pink Guy - Dumplings (Food, Trap)
Drake & Lil Baby - Yes Indeed (Pokémon, Lil Baby, Trap)
100 gecs - Doritos & Fritos (Food, Homestuck)
slayyyter - ghosttt (Ghosts)
Drake - God's Plan (Lil Baby/Gunna collaborators)
Wii Sports - Title (Mii integrations)
YoungBoy Never Broke Again - Right Foot Creep (Trap)
Travis Scott - HIGHEST IN THE ROOM (Trap)
Toby Fox - Sw/Sh Battle Tower (Pokémon, Homestuck composers)
Mario Judah - Miss The Rage (Trap)
Wii Sports - Boxing Results (Mii integrations) 
Splash Daddy - Wii Tennis (Mii integrations, Ego)

(This track was made in early 2024.)

R4M1 - LEFTOVERS ROTOM-HEAT COOKS NOOBS ON ALTERNIAN LADDER!! 🏆 THE PERFECT TOURNAMENT

Music: Some Random Account
Art: Ethan ft. 2D37
Character(s) Represented: Penta Axe General
https://www.youtube.com/@somerandomaccount4893
https://twitter.com/EthanHelloHi
https://soundcloud.com/insignificant-weeaboo

Penta Axe General's Sources:
- Songs from the Fire Emblem franchise
(Lost in Thoughts All Alone, Edge of Dawn, Story 5 Meeting)
- Songs featuring his axe's names [Hammer, Halberd, Poison, Killer, Master]
(Battleship Halberd, Bell Biv Devoe - Poison, Master Passion Greed)
- Songs related to the number 5
(Maroon 5, Mambo No. 5, Five Finger Death Punch)
- Songs related to axes & warfare
(Golden Axe, Modern Major General, My Axe, War Pigs)


Source(s) Used:
Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE - Reincarnation (Fire Emblem)
Fire Emblem: Three Houses - The Apex of the World (Fire Emblem)
Kantai Collection: KanColle - Miiro (War)
Fire Emblem Warriors - Road Taken (Fire Emblem)
Porter Robinson - Years of War (War)
Persona 5 Tactica - Revolution in your Heart (Five, Strategy RPGs)
Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five - It's Nasty (Genius of Love) (Five, Axe Names: Master)
Mike Oldfield - Nuclear (War)
Five For Fighting - 100 Years (Five)
Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia - Twilight of the Gods (Fire Emblem)
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door - Main Theme (IntSys)
Super Smash Bros. Brawl - Fire Emblem Theme (Fire Emblem)
Fire Emblem: Three Houses - Fódlan Winds (Fire Emblem)
The Dispatch - The General (The Military)
Gatekeeper VFX (Lovable NPCs in Fire Emblem)


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03. Ninja Sex Party
(ORIGIN: Yet Another Crackhead's Tournament)

[ Ninja Sex Party | covered/associated artists | comedy artists ]
[ Synth-funk | pop rock | aor | nerdcore ]
[ Sexual themes/innuendos | dancing/partying | animated music videos ]
[ Celestial bodies | gaming | feudal japan | ninjas ]


Ninja Sex Party - Welcome To My Parents' House (Ninja Sex Party, comedy artists, sexual themes)
Ninja Sex Party ft. Tom Cardy - Dance 'Til You Stop (Ninja Sex Party, comedy artists [tom cardy], dancing/partying)
Ninja Sex Party - Samurai Abstinence Patrol (All)
Tom Cardy - Read Between The Lines (NSP collaborators, comedy artists, synth-funk)
Your Favorite Martian ft. Hoodie Allen - 8-Bit World (Nerdcore, gaming)
Ninja Sex Party - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) (Ninja Sex Party, innuendos, dancing)
Michael Jackson - Thriller (Covered artists, synth-funk, dancing)
SIAMES - The Wolf (Animated music videos)
Kevin Temmer Tunes - Delete This Tweet (Comedy artists, synth-funk)
The Lonely Island ft. Justin Timberlake - Motherlover (Comedy artists, sexual themes)
Starbomb - Nintendo Online's Greatest Announcement (NSP associates, nerdcore, gaming)
Kevin Macleod - Who Likes to Party (Synth-funk, partying)
Ninja Sex Party - Let's Save The Earth (Ninja Sex Party, comedy artists)
Dan Bull - Robocopyright (Nerdcore)
Schmoyoho ft. Jacksepticeye - All The Way (NSP collaborators, nerdcore)

No Longer Shafted

HAT KID: I've heard rumors that you died!! I've gotta get to the bottom of this!
HEAVY: We've traded many hats in our time... May this be our biggest trade-off yet.

The fourth match of Losers Round 2 has begun! Cast your votes now!
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Track Name: Hellbreaker
Characters Represented: Detective Hat Kid, Head Chef Heavy
Musician: Lydian
Art: HughMann, OatmealD
https://soundcloud.com/lydian_music_sc
https://twitter.com/HughMann33
https://www.instagram.com/oatmeald

Read the lore for this match here!
https://mashupweek.cloud/2025/08/06/heavy-is-the-hat-part-1-detective-hat-kid-vs-head-chef-heavy/
https://mashupweek.cloud/2025/08/07/heavy-is-the-hat-part-2-detective-hat-kid-vs-head-chef-heavy/
https://mashupweek.cloud/2025/08/06/vote-now-detective-hat-kid-vs-head-chef-heavy/

Sources:
Helltaker - Vitality (Eastern Europe: Vanripper, Puzzles)
Awaria - Heartbreaker (Eastern Europe)
A Hat In Time - Battle of the Birds Time Rift (Gears For Breakfast)
Super Meat Boy - Forest Funk (Indie Platformers)
ULTRAKILL - Versus (First Person Shooters)
Emesis Blue - The Conagher Brothers (Valve Fan Content, Detective Media)
Buckshot Roulette - General Release (Guns, Puzzles)
Concord - Time Running Out I (Class Based Shooters)
Team Fortress 2 - Playing With Danger (Valve)
Peggle Deluxe - Duels (Valve: Peggle Extreme, Puzzles)
A Hat In Time - Clocktowers Beneath The Sea (Gears For Breakfast)

Detective Hat Kid
- Songs featured in games published by Gears For Breakfast, or Indie Platformers & Collectathons.
(Time Rift, Peace & Tranquility, Death Wish, Here Comes Niko!)
(Celeste, Freedom Planet, Banjo-Kazooie, Super Mario 64)
- Songs related to mysteries, detective media & puzzles.
(Professor Layton, L.A. Noire, Sam & Max, Mystery Skulls)
(Puyo Puyo Tetris, Bejeweled, Candy Crush, Human Fall Flat)
- Songs in the Electro Swing genre.
(Caravan Palace, Parov Stelar, Pack It Up Louie, Yolanda Be Cool)

Head Chef Heavy
- Songs originating from Valve properties & Valve fan content.
(Team Fortress 2, Portal, Half Life, Left 4 Dead 2)
(Count To Three, Meet The Crew, Soldier vs. Masked Spy, Erectin' A River)
- Songs featured in first person & class based shooters, or related to guns.
(Unreal Tournament, DOOM, Duke Nukem, Valorant)
(21 Guns, I Shot The Sheriff, Guns For Hands, Bang Bang)
- Songs related to Eastern European culture, or foodstuffs & culinary arts.
(Rasputin, Moskau, Russkij Pusskij, Hardbass)
(Eat It, Hot Butter Ice Cream, Pizza Tower, Mm.. Food)
- Songs by Huey Lewis & The News.
(Hip To Be Square, The Power Of Love, The Heart Of Rock & Roll, Slammin')

[LR2 M4] Hellbreaker - Mashup Week: Megamix

02. Chonny Jash
(ORIGIN: The Strange Case of Tourneygami Yoda)
[ Chonny Jash | His covered/sampled artists/media | Pretentious white guy music ]
[ Art Pop | Indie Pop/Rock | Indietronica | Dark Cabaret ]
[ Narrative albums | Greek mythology | Fucked up interpolations/covers ]
[ Identity | Self-loathing | Morality | The heart, mind, and soul ]

Carpenter Brut - Maniac (Fucked up covers)
Chonny Jash - Never Meant to Know (Chonny Jash)
Chonny Jash - Laplace's Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!) (Chonny Jash, Pretentious white guy music, Indietronica, Dark Cabaret, Fucked up covers, Morality)
Will Wood - Laplace's Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!) (Covered artists: Will Wood, Dark Cabaret, Morality)
Will Wood - Outliars & Hyppocrates: A Fun Fact About Apples (Covered artists: Will Wood, Dark Cabaret, Identity)
Bear Ghost - Sirens (Dark Cabaret, Self-loathing)

You'd Do The Same Damn Thing I Do

Chemicals by Nova J

[Verse 1]
We’re sitting in a circle on a basement floor
Sharing bottles, chasing something we can’t name anymore
The lawyer’s still in his tie, but he’s losing his home
Dealer’s got the power now, and he won’t let it go

[Pre-Chorus]
He looks so calm with the smoke around his head
Like he found peace, but I know his dreams are dead

[Chorus]
And he keeps talking ‘bout the chemicals
Like they’re medicine, like they’re saving him
But I can see the writing on the wall
It’s critical, it’s pitiful
The way we fall for chemicals

[Verse 2]
I took a ride on a ship too far from land
Bought my comfort in a hallway with a shaky hand
Flashing lights and bodies pressing, but I felt the sea
Rising in my bloodstream, dragging under me

[Pre-Chorus]
I woke up in a cabin, faces I don’t know
The story never changes, just the cast in the show

[Chorus]
And I keep talking ‘bout the chemicals
Like they’re medicine, like they’re healing me
But it’s a carousel I can’t get off
It’s cynical, it’s biblical
The way I pray to chemicals

[Bridge]
I watched a friend turn blue on a hotel floor
Two strangers slipped away and stepped out the door
I swore I’d never be the one to meet that fate
But here I am, still bargaining with chemicals again

[Final Chorus]
And we keep talking ‘bout the chemicals
Like they’re medicine, like they’re heaven-sent
But the spiral always feels unstoppable
It’s beautiful, it’s terrible
The way we worship chemicals

Chemicals

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S.A.L.T. is an online music tournament where 32 characters from across pop culture & media go head to head to see who can win bracket & take over the S.A.L.T. diner! Thank you for dining with us!

CONTESTANTS:
Peacock
Lou Albano
Mordecai & Rigby
Okabe Rintarou
Jenny Wakeman
The Pyro
Captain Viridian
Niko
Lord Raptor
Giant Enemy Duo
Lupin III
Over Justice
Gandhi
Ruby Rose
IGOR
Top Tutorialists
The Joker
Duane
Penguins of Madagascar
Tonio Trussardi
Rabbids
Gandalf
Takumi Fujiwara
The Milkman
Penta Axe General
Murderous Goose
Etemon
The Add-Ons
Spring Men
Richard Cheese
King Knight
Gucci Smart Toilet

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