no break my mind buy hey still a banger! 

Bring it until the fantasy cows come home boys! https://pastebin.com/CnLVUNxz

This seriously might be a new favorite track, that polish cow part goes so damn well

TRACK BY: @problematic-maika
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTERS: Funnyman, Freddy Fuckboy, Two Shadows

[ SOURCES ] -

BOTH:
- Break My Mind - DAGames (FNAF/Bears)
- Among Us Trap Remix - Leonz (Funny music/Doppelgangers)
-  funny ost - among drip (alt/updated ver.) by atri (Funny music/Doppelgangers)
FUNNYMAN:
- Freddy May Cum - jordan. (FNAFB Fangames, sex)
- The Chattering of Teeth and Lack of Common Sanity - ghostie-p (Funny, music that attacks your balls)
- Mr. Douchebag - Your Favorite Martian (Sex, Funny)
- Ram Ranch - Grant Macdonald (Bears and homoeroticism, Sex)
- Welcome to the Cum Zone (Sex, Funny)
- Tapeworm of Worlds - WholePunch (music that attacks your balls)
- grub-ur hub-ur [ding!] - theguy (Funny music)
- Replay - iyaz (Funny music)
- Kirby 64 Invincibility Music (Chaotic music)
- rply - madotspooki (Funny music)
- The Chattering Lack of Common Sense - GHOST (Funny music, music that attacks your balls)
- Now I'm a Villain - Homestuck^2 (FNAFB Fangames - Rockstar Freddy Game)
SHADOWS/FREDDY FUCKBOY:
- One Winged Angel - Final Fantasy VII (Music in FNAFB)
- Pledge of Demon - Yakuza 0 (Music in FNAFB)
- Wiping All Out - Persona 3 (Music in FNAFB, Doppelgangers)
- Ashley's Theme - WarioWare: Touched! (Doppelgangers)

DOWNLOAD "FREDDY MAY CUM" HERE: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/693602268624453673/805294255836233768/freddy_may_cum.rar

[ FIGMENT 420 ] - FREDDY MAY CUM V: The Way of Life

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...but you're gonna wanna read this too. https://sites.google.com/view/thesaltmojo/interviews/wr2-m8-niko-vs-the-add-ons
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NIKO: Eugh, I'm starting to feel a bit woozy...
DANTE: Alright little ol' Sunshine. Just one of you versus the three of us! Let's dance!
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Track: @abluetomato
Art: Aquaria#8008
Characters Represented: The Add-Ons, Niko,「RAY OF SUNSHINE」

The Add-Ons' Sources:
- Songs from/related to the Devil May Cry series and other games Dante has appeared in
(Devil Trigger, Show Your Style, Bury the Light)
(Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne, Viewtiful Joe, Seven Knights)
- Songs from the Donkey Kong series and other games Funky appears in
(Funky Waters, Bonus Theme, Jungle Japes)
(DKC Cartoon, Mario Kart Wii, Mario Super Sluggers)
- Songs from 2D Sonic games, and any other Sonic song that relates to Knuckles
(Studiopolis Act 1, Back 2 Back, Unknown from M.E.)
- Songs from games with long titles (8+ Words Minimum)
(Summer Colored High School, Dragon Quest XI S: Echoes of an Elusive Age)

Niko's Sources:
- Songs from games made in RPG Maker
(OneShot, OFF, Yume Nikki)
- Songs related to cats
(Garfield Media, What's New Pussycat, Memory)
- Songs related to light and the sun
(Walkin' On the Sun, Blinding Lights, Battle! Necrozma)
- Songs from media with heavy themes of metaphysical storytelling
(Doki Doki Literature Club, MetaWare High School, Deadpool)

Sources Used:
Casey Edwards feat. Victor Borba - Bury the Light (Both - Light, ft. Dante from the Devil May Cry Series)
Sonic Rush - Wrapped in Black (Add-Ons - & Knuckles)
Grimm's Hollow - Soul Keeper (Niko - RPGMaker)
Vince Staples - BagBak (Niko - Cats, used in Black Panther promotional media)
Your Turn To Die - Your Turn To Go  (Niko - RPGMaker)
LISA: The Painful - All Hail The Fishmen (Niko - RPGMaker)
Owl City - Fireflies (Niko - Light)
Sonic CD - Collision Chaos Bad Future (JP/EU) (Add-Ons - & Knuckles)
The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (Niko - Light)
DK Cartoon - Metal Head (Add-Ons - New Funky Mode)
Sonic CD - Sonic Boom (Add-Ons - & Knuckles) 
Knuckles' Chaotix - Overture (Add-Ons - & Knuckles)
George Michael - Careless Whisper (Niko - Metaphysical Storytelling, used in Deadpool)
Devil May Cry 5 - Devil Trigger (Add-Ons - ft. Dante from the Devil May Cry Series)

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[WR2 M8] Phase 2 ~ Fury of Light

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THE MILKMAN: I know your tricks. I won't fall for the government's medieval facade, especially not after those military-grade tactics!
PENTA AXE GENERAL: Government? What does the Monarchy have to do with this?! Wizard! Prepare your magic, for we shall duel!
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Track: @phase999
Art: @user-780418779, twitter.com/DrawinDev, @insignificant-weaboo
Characters Represented: Penta Axe General, The Milkman

Penta Axe General's Sources:
- Songs from the Fire Emblem series
(Lost in Thoughts All Alone, Edge of Dawn, Story 5 Meeting)
- Songs related to the number 5
(Five Nights at Freddy's, Maroon 5, Mambo No. 5)
- Songs featuring the names of his axes (Hammer, Halberd, Poison, Killer, Master)
(Battleship Halberd, Chop Chop Master Onion, Natural Killer Cyborg)
- Songs related to axes and military generals
(Golden Axe, Modern Major General, Right Hand Man)

The Milkman's Sources:
- Songs from games developed by Double Fine Productions
(Psychonauts, Costume Quest, Grim Fandango)
- Songs related to dairy products/cows
(Hot Milk, Mooo!)
- Songs related to the mind
(Left Brain Right Brain, The Mind Electric, MOB PSYCHO 100)
- Songs about or associated with conspiracies/conspiracy theorists
(Touch-Tone Telephone, Avril Lavigne's Discography, Strawberry Fields Forever)

Sources Used:
Fire Emblem Fates - Lost in Thoughts All Alone (Both - Fire Emblem, The Mind)
Hopsin - ILL MIND OF HOPSIN 5 (Both - Five, The Mind)
Fire Emblem GBA - Strike (Penta - Fire Emblem)
2Mello - Poison Jam (Penta - Axe Names)
Bell Biv DeVoe - Poison (Penta - Axe Names)
Mother 3 - Master Porky's Theme (Penta - Axe Names)
The Jackson 5 - ABC (Penta - Five)
Squirrel Nut Zippers - Axman Jazz [Don't Scare Me Papa] (Penta - Axes)
Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity [The Noisy Freaks Remix] (Milkman - The Mind)
SIAMÉS - Mr. FEAR (Milkman - The Mind)
Cypis - Gdzie jest biały węgorz? [Polish Cow Song] (Milkman - Cows/The Mind)
Grim Fandango - Casino Calavera (Milkman - Double Fine)
IDKHOW - New Invention (Milkman - Conspiracies)

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[LR2 M3] Phase 2 ~ Tsekoupiphobia

TRACK BY: @that-guy-612575399

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SOURCES -

Sculptor's Playground Theme
Paprika - Chaser (Surreal Horror)
Asriel Dreemunov - Xavier: Renegade Angel Theme (Adult Swim)
Shadrow - Work of Art (Art)
Tally Hall - Banana Man (Obsession, Surreal Horror)
Too Many Cooks (Adult Swim, Surreal Horror)
Glenn Leroi - SCP-173 Song (Surreal Horror, Sculptures)
Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken! - Easy Breezy (Art)
Blake Robinson - An Unhealthy Obsession (Obsession)
Doki Doki Literature Club - Your Reality (Surreal Horror, Obsession)
MF Doom - Sofa King (Adult Swim)
Mystery Skulls - Paralyzed (Lynks Disease - Paralysis)
Tim and Eric - Totino's (Adult Swim)
Cry of Mann SFX (Adult Swim/Surreal Horror)

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[ F00A FORMING ] - This figment may contain mature material some viewers might not find suitable.

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[CYCLE #109]

It doesn't always end in anger, thankfully. Sometimes something just... happens. The Baron finds them, or something in the Estate goes terribly wrong, or... anything like that. They're all friends, it's not like they're that easy to tear apart. It's just a bad scenario, when you think about it.

This was a particularly long cycle, honestly. It only ended when they all starved to death.

I should have started over earlier. That was unpleasant.

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Arrangement: CheeseFestivities (@that-guy-612575399)
Art: Juniper
Character Represented: Lone Digger, Animated Musical Vibes

Sources:
LONE DIGGER
- Songs by Caravan Palace
- Songs in the electro swing genre
- Songs related to cats, and digging

AMV
- Songs well-known for animation memes or AMVs
- Lo-fi Hip Hop songs from 2015 and forward
- Songs from Whisper of the Heart

Songs used:
Aftermath - Caravan Palace (LD - Caravan Palace)
Wonderland - Caravan Palace (LD - Caravan Palace, AMV - Animation Memes) 
[NOTE: AMV does not get Caravan Palace outside of duals with Lone Digger.]
Down With the Sickness - Disturbed (AMV - AMVs)
Cats on Mars - Cowboy Bebop (LD - Cats)
Junkie's Karte - FAKE TYPE (LD - Electro Swing)
Death Bed - Powfu (AMV - Lo-Fi Hip Hop)
Cookie Cat - Steven Universe (LD - Cats)
Money - Mystery Skulls (AMV - Animation Memes)
Posin' - Parov Stellar (LD - Electro Swing)

Diggin' Those Vibes [L FINALS ~ PHASE 1]

Voting has ended.

Music: AWESOME FOR A DAY GRAND FINALS
Composer: @seeya_le

👑 : “THE TOURNAMENT CHAMPION IS...”
🧊 B : “the shorter the king the taller the crown”

👑 King for a Day:
- Songs related to Pokemon
- Songs related to Brackets and Tournaments
- Songs related to Royalty
- Songs related to the Day and Time of Day

🧊 Bork Climbers:
- Songs related to Ice and Brotherhood
- Songs related to Single-Character Smash Series
- Songs related to Smallness and The Self
- Songs related to Alt Rock Bands like Weezer 

Songs used:
Pendulum - Propane Nightmares (Tournaments)
Shogo Sakai - Flat Zone (Single-Character Smash Series, Smallness)
Coldplay - Viva La Vida (Royalty / Alt Rock)
Weezer - Buddy Holly (Weezer)
Yoko Shimumora - Route 10 (Pokemon)
wolfman1405 - BE THE KING (Main Theme) (Tournaments, Royalty)
Weezer - Island in the Sun (Weezer)
NateWantsToBattle, ShueTube - Pokémon Master (Pokémon / Self)
blink-182 - Happy Days (The Day / Alt Rock)
Gia Farrell - Hit Me Up (Ice)

[GRAND FINALS] AWESOME FOR A DAY GRAND FINALS

yeah i still love freddy

- TheStupendium - A Pizza The Action (Indie/Viral Horror, Fast Food)
- Aviators - Jaws (Indie/Viral Horror)
- Finger Eleven - Paralyzer (Complicated Plots)
- Burger King - Spongebob Got Back (Fast Food)
- TryHardNinja - It's Me (Indie/Viral Horror, FNAF Notable Artists)
- Neil Cicierega - Bustin (Undead)
- Taku Iwasaki - Overdrive (Complicated Plots)
- CK9C - Trust Me (Indie/Viral Horror)
- The Living Tombstone - Hit The Snooze (FNAF Notable Artists)
- Brad Breeck - Gravity Falls (Overanalysis, Complicated Plots)
- iDKHOW - Sugar Pills (Complicated Plots)
- Set It Off - Killer In The Mirror (Murder)
- LMFAO - Sorry For Party Rocking (Partying)
- Pitbull, Kesha - Timber (Partying)
- DAGames - Break My Mind (Indie/Viral Horror, FNAF Notable Artists)
- Scattle - Inner Animal (Murder)
- Madeon - No Fear No More (Fear)

[CANCELLED] NEW SHOW, ONLY IN SLAMFEST '99!

Vous êtes des animaux against this contestant! Representing anything Ed Banger, here comes Flat Eric! From Mr. Oizo to Justice, with all the amazing french artists at their disposal the chances of winning are surely Positif!
★ Songs by Mr Oizo
(Positif, Cut Dick, Gay Dentists)
★ Other Ed Banger artists
(Justice, Breakbot, DJ Mehdi, SebastiAn)
★ Songs they've sampled
(Lyn Collins, Hamilton Bohannon, Multiple Funk-Disco Songs)
This track was made by Gnirob @gnirob, with art made by MS360 @mate-rodriguez and WholePunch @whole-punch. Stay Jammin!

Gay Move, Hun

TRACK BY: @CactusTeam
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTER: Larry the Lobster

[SOURCES] -
Blondie - Tide Is High (Beach Music, Ocean)
Spongebob Squarepants - Intro Theme (Spongebob, Ocean)
DNCE - Cake By The Ocean (Ocean)
Billie Eilish - Ocean Eyes (Ocean)
The Little Mermaid - Under the Sea (Ocean)
Porter Robinson & Madeon - Shelter (Sports)
Ace of Base - The Sign (Offsource)
Ocean SFX (Ocean)
Spongebob SFX (Spongebob)

Do you have what it takes to LIVE LIKE LARRY? Well Larry the Lobster’s got the secret- just work out every day and eat a balanced diet- and don’t be afraid to step outside your comfort zone! This hard-shelled piece of meat is ready to show that he isn’t just beef- he’s also got a great taste of music.

POWER COLOR: FLAME

STRENGTHS: Beefier than a meat packing plant, stronger than most sealife

WEAKNESS: Air, but seems to be just fine in the JETBLACK - change to "WEAKNESS: none" pending.

Sources:

-Any media featured on Nickelodeon
(Spongebob Squarepants, Hey! Arnold, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Fairly Odd Parents)

-Tracks featuring health, exercise, or sports
(Wii Fit soundtrack, Space Jam, Lethal League Blaze)

-”Beach” music, and Ska as a whole** might remove ska
(Beach Boys, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones)


-Songs related to the ocean, and sea creatures
(Ocean Man, Dire Dire Docks, Splatoon soundtrack)

Tunes By The Tide

"We're back to winners' bracket! A break from the gloom of losers' is much needed, if you ask me. The aliens are riding high right now, and I can tell they're confident in their chances of winning this whole thing. I know Quote won't make it easy for them, though..."
-The Stargazer

This track was made by @forbesthecomputer, with art by @e-twoup.

Track Sources:
FantomenK - Dance of the Incognizant (Dancing)
Pitbull - Calle Ocho (Latin Pop)
Nene Malo - Bailen Rochas y Chetas (Cumbia)
Aaron Smith - Dancin' (Dancing)
Walk the Moon - Shut Up and Dance (Dancing, Space)
Pitbull - Hotel Room Service (Latin Pop)
El Chombo - Dame Tu Cosita (Latin Pop, Aliens)

El Baile Del Incognizant

TRACK BY: @phase999
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTER: Jackbox Party Pack, Lilith, Fender Bender

[ SOURCES ] -

Jetpack Joyride - Main Theme (Technology, Crime)
Mr Oizo - Positif (House, Puppets)
Jackbox Party Pack 4 - Monster Seeking Monster Lobby Music (Robotic Vocals, Party Games) 
Beastie Boys - Super Disco Breakin (Crime/Featured in Futurama - Adult Animation, Partying)
Slushii - LUV U NEED U (House, Popular Twitch Games - Fortnite Radio)
IDKHOW - New Invention (Inventors/Technology, Popular Twitch Games - Fortnite Radio)
TheFatRat - Unity (House)
Bayonetta - Let's Dance Boys! (Suggestive)
Phineas & Ferb - There's A Platypus Controlling Me (Inventors)
Hotline Miami - Hydrogen (Crime)
Persona 5 - Last Surprise (Crime)
Jet Set Radio Future - Teknopathetic (Robotic Vocals)
Kesha - Blow (Partying)
Cave Story SFX (Sentient Robots)

Lilith, Fender, Bender and Mayonnaise Hit The Chug Jug As A Squad (They Are Simply Friends)

This is the fourth account for the Strange Alternative Leader Tournament. You can find our previous accounts here: @salt-part-one @salt-part-two @salt-part-three

The Strange Alternative Leader Tournament (SALT) is a music tournament in the same vein as SiIvagunner's KFAD2 with a double elimination format and 32 characters. Vote in matches to see who will take command of the SALT Diner!
Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/eyuxVS4

CURRENT CONTESTANTS:
Peacock
Lou Albano
Mordecai & Rigby
Okabe Rintarou
Jenny Wakeman
The Pyro
Captain Viridian
Niko
Lord Raptor
Giant Enemy Duo
Lupin III
Over Justice
Gandhi
Ruby Rose
IGOR
Top Tutorialists
The Joker
Duane
Penguins of Madagascar
Tonio Trussardi
Rabbids
Gandalf
Takumi Fujiwara
The Milkman
Penta Axe General
Murderous Goose
Etemon
The Add-Ons
Spring Men
Richard Cheese
King Knight
Gucci Smart Toilet

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