TRACK: ender#3711
ART: ender#3711

Gorillaz - DARE (Apes)
Architecture In Tokyo - CITY ft. MACROSS 8299 (Funk)
Tim Legend - Soda City Funk (Funk)

VICTORY! UltraFunky

65 vs 39... these competitors put up a fight, but only one can survive... who will be your winner?
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THE BLACKSMITH(62.5%)
BLACKSMITH: Alas, I don't think you'd be worth even 20 gold. I'll stick to one of my other pets.

[ LR1 - M1 ] Results

Track, Lyrics, & Vocals: DJ ZOTA
Character Art: @dafisha21
Character Represented: Gucci Smart Toilet

- Rap songs released from 2015 onwards (Low priority on overlap)
(Gucci Gang, The Box, This is America)
- Classical music/songs that sample it
(Moonlight Sonata, Flight of the Bumblebee, Lacrimosa)
- Songs related to toilets/sewage
(Polish toilet spin basshunter dota homosex K19, Paralyzer, Poop Time)

Sources Used:
Danse Macabre - Camille Saint-Saëns (Classical Music)
DVA Fart (Toilet Humor)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
discord.gg/eyuxVS4

Lyrics:
Why ya lookin’ so flushed? You weren’t expecting me?
Toss me in the lower bracket, think I’ll be out in three?
I’m the expert when I say that y’all full of shit.
Watch the fabled GST drop another fucking hit.
You know I’m number one, all the rest are number two.
The voters don’t like me? What’s a toilet to do?
So how much more ass do I need to kiss? 
I want to take home the gold, and I don’t mean piss.

So let’s slow down the hate, give the brakes a lil pump.
All I want is some respect, who the hell I have to hump?
Y’see I sampled shit like Mozart and Georgian chants.
That’s why when ladies see me, they drop their fucking pants.
Girlies like it when I sing, that's why they say I got pipes.
My lyrics move ‘em to tears, so you better bring wipes.
I date the classiest hoes, they’re in the Gucci Smart Flock
You’ll take a look her curves and say “baby got Bach”
When she’s shaking to the beat you can see her titties swing.
I’m a really big fan, that’s why they call me “Mountain King”.
I like my hoes shaped like pears, that’s the juiciest fruit.
With lust in her eyes, playin’ with my Magic Flute.
I like my babes kinky, a real ass smacker
Ride me so hard, they call her the Nutcracker
I like my shawties tight, gushing, and bushy
Y’all know what I like, and it rhymes with Debussy

You know I can be cold, so go ahead and take a seat.
Just feel how quick I change when you bring the heat.
If a rap battle breaks out, I can cause a lot of pain.
Just like my girl Jvnko, I’ll send you down the drain.
If you wanna ride with me, pay the green and purple toll.
Cuz I smoke a lot of trees, I’ve got a really big bowl.
I got a huge posse,  feature all the trendy rappers. 
Everyone want a piece of the world’s top crapper.

Everybody vote for me I’m the GST
Everybody vote for me I’m the GST
Everybody vote for me I’m the GST
Everybody vote for me I’m the GST

Macabre Trap Seal

Voting has closed for this match. Thank you for your participation!
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NIKO: Do they have robots shaped like this?
GST: I'M NOT A CAT. I DON'T SAY MEOW.
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Track: @that-guy-612575399
Art: twitter.com/DrawinDev, @dafisha21
Characters Represented: Niko, Gucci Smart Toilet

Niko's Sources:
- Songs from games made in RPG Maker
(OneShot, OFF, Yume Nikki)
- Songs related to cats
(Garfield Media, What's New Pussycat, Memory)
- Songs related to light and the sun
(Walkin' On the Sun, Blinding Lights, Battle! Necrozma)
- Songs from media with heavy themes of metaphysical storytelling
(Doki Doki Literature Club, MetaWare High School, Deadpool)

Gucci Smart Toilet's Sources:
- Rap songs released from 2015 onwards (Low priority on overlap)
(Gucci Gang, The Box, This is America)
- Classical music/songs that sample it
(Moonlight Sonata, Flight of the Bumblebee, Lacrimosa)
- Songs related to toilets/sewage
(Polish toilet spin basshunter dota homosex K19, Paralyzer, TMNT)

Sources Used:
Temporary Flight Attendant - Zalgar Rap (Both - Cats/2015+ Rap)
Ellie Goulding - Lights (Niko - Lights)
LISA: The Painful - Chris Columbo (Niko - RPGMaker)
Catghost - Spare Hearts (Niko - Cats/Metaphysical Storytelling)
Oxenfree - Tape Player A (Niko - Metaphysical Storytelling)
Cats - Memory (Niko - Cats)
The Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide (Niko - Metaphysical Storytelling, used in EveryManHybrid)
NateWantsToBattle - Haunted and Unwanted (Niko - Metaphysical Storytelling)
TMNT 2007 - Tower Power (GST - Sewage)
Modest Mussorgsky - Night on Bald Mountain (GST - Classical)
Parappa the Rapper - Stage 5 (GST - Toilets)
Run the Jewels - Legend Has It (GST - 2015+ Rap)
Childish Gambino - This is America (GST - 2015+ Rap)
Danny Gonzalez - Spooky Ho (GST - 2015+ Rap)
John C - C90 (GST - 2015+ Rap)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
discord.gg/eyuxVS4

[LR2 M5] Phase 1 ~ Battle for the Litterbox

Voting has closed for this match. Thank you for your participation!
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GUCCI SMART TOILET: COP LIGHTS, FLASHLIGHTS, SPOTLIGHTS, STROBE LIGHTS. GET FETTI, HE’S STEADY ON THE MIC!
RAY OF SUNSHINE: Is this one a friend, Master Niko?
NIKO: Uh... Yes? I think?
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Track: DJ ZOTA
Art: twitter.com/pinguin60894866
Characters Represented: Gucci Smart Toilet, Niko

Gucci Smart Toilet's Sources:
- Rap songs released from 2015 onwards (Low priority on overlap)
(Gucci Gang, The Box, This is America)
- Classical music/songs that sample it
(Moonlight Sonata, Flight of the Bumblebee, Lacrimosa)
- Songs related to toilets/sewage
(Polish toilet spin basshunter dota homosex K19, Paralyzer, TMNT)

Niko's Sources:
- Songs from games made in RPG Maker
(OneShot, OFF, Yume Nikki)
- Songs related to cats
(Garfield Media, What's New Pussycat, Memory)
- Songs related to light and the sun
(Walkin' On the Sun, Blinding Lights, Battle! Necrozma)
- Songs from media with heavy themes of metaphysical storytelling
(Doki Doki Literature Club, MetaWare High School, Deadpool)

Sources Used:
Run the Jewels - Meowpurrdy (Both - 2015+ Rap, Cats)
OMORI - Encounter SFX (Niko - RPG Maker)
OMORI - Sweet Paralysis (Niko - RPG Maker)
Gerrymanderbassist - Away From This Place (GST - 2015+ Rap)
LISA: The Painful - Work Harder (Niko - RPG Maker)
Gorrilaz ft. Pusha T & Mavis Staples - Let Me Out (GST - 2015+ Rap)
Kusorare - Dicko Mode (GST - 2015+ Rap)
DVA Fart (GST - Toilet Humor) (i'm so sorry)
Mario Pissing (GST - Toilets)
Travis & Jonathan - 100 Ways to Love a Cat (Niko - Cats)
BLACKPINK - How You Like That (GST - 2015+ Rap)
TV Girl ft. Maddie Acid - Song About Me (GST - 2015+ Rap)
???? - OMORI (Niko - RPG Maker)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
discord.gg/eyuxVS4

[LR2 M5] Phase 2 ~ TOILET RAMEN

[ 007 - JOJOHNNY BRAVO ]

- Songs from CN shows or movies
(Johnny Bravo, Regular Show, Adventure Time, The Amazing World Of Gumball)
- Songs referenced in or from the JoJo franchise [NO ARTISTS/BAND REFERENCED, JUST INDIVIDUAL SONGS]
(BLOODY STREAM, Giorno's Theme, Torture Dance, Sono Chi No Samade)
(Killer Queen, Speedwagon, Shiny On You Crazy Diamond, Aqua - Asia)
- Songs relating to narcissism, narcissistic people, or Elvis Prestley
(I'm Sexy And I Know It, All I Do Is Win, How Bad Can I Be?, Sick Boy - The Chainsmokers)
- Songs relating to impersonations, dopplegangers, or popular impersonated songs
(Shadow the Hedgehog, Dark Pit's Theme, The Real Slim Shady - Eminem, Rockstar - Post Malone)

[ 008 - NITORI & DOLPHIN EMULATOR ]

- Songs from and about Touhou, its fangames, and other Bullet Hells
(Night of Nights, Bad Apple, U.N Owen Was Her?, Illness Illusioner)
(Enter The Gungeon, Just Shapes and Beats, Zero Wing, DoDonPachi)
- Songs relating to water and aquatic life [NO SPONGEBOB]
(Cry Me A River, Back 2 Back, Dire Dire Docks, Yellow Submarine)
(Crab Rave, Splatoon, Octodad, Ecco the Dolphin)
- Songs related to modding, emulators and keygens
(Project M, Newer Super Mario Bros Wii, Earthbound Halloween Hack, PGEN Emulator OST, The Snippet)
- Songs associated with pre-GameCube / Gamecube exclusives, as well as Console BIOS
(Super Mario Sunshine, Super Smash Bros Melee, Metroid Prime, Fire Emblem: Path Of Radiance)
(Eshop Music, WIi Shop Channel, Sega Channel OST, PS2 Clock Ambience)

Sources:
B.E.R. - The Night Begins to Shine (CN - Teen Titans Go)
CG5 - The Baddest (Male Cover) (Narcissism)
LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It (Narcissism)
DJ Khaled - All I Do is Win (Narcissism)
NerdOut - Impostor Impercetible (Impersonators, or as I like to call them, Impo--)

Basshunter - I Can Walk on Water (Water)
DMCE - Cake By The Ocean (Water)
IOSYS - Niko Miko Reimu (Touhou)
Homebrew Channel - Main Theme (Modding/Console BIOS)
IOSYS - Touhou Sweets (Touhou)
Minecraft Twilight Forest - Radiance (Modding)
DM DOKURO - 1NF3S++!0N (Modding/Water)

Arrangement: @megatron-super
Art: Denamixo, GhenSaur
Stock: ElectroCV

The Night Of Nights Shines

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[Niko has gotten... a questionably unsanitary thing... and should probably wash their hands.]

NIKO - 68.2% (217 Votes)
GUCCI SMART TOILET - 31.8% (101 Votes)

[LR2 M5 Results] Niko vs. Gucci Smart Toilet

CONTAGIOUS

Fighter: Bottom & Mira
Arrangement: Carmel
Illustration: taconi https://twitter.com/takotwt
Music: Victory! Bottom and Mira
Join the Discord and learn more about LFAD2 and its characters! discord.gg/NTwd37d

Sourcelist:
Rips from or Featured in other RPG Maker Games and OHRRPGCE games (Yume Nikki, LISA, Licensed Songs in RPG Maker Games like Kanyequest)
-Michael Jackson songs (Beat It, Smooth Criminal, Leave me Alone)
-Songs Related to Crabs, Fish and other types of Sea Life (Rock Lobster, Crab Rave, Splatoon)
-Songs related to going to the bathroom, or from the Alice in Wonderland franchise (Alice's Theme, I sit down when i pee, Pissing Mario)

Original:
-Samurai version 3(Songs in Toilet in Wonderland)
-Mira Dance (Songs in Toilet in Wonderland)
-Various Toilet in Wonderland SFX (Songs in Toilet in Wonderland)

Victory! Bottom And Mira

TRACK AND ART MADE BY @og_crunkjesus

CHARACTER: HERCULES

BIO:
Say amen! There goes Herc again on his way to his next appearance here in this fight club, and he's here to conquer it with ease. With Hercules' brains and spunk, there's no doubt he'd be hitting the heights at breakneck speed in the Mash Pit - but he's not coming in alone just with his muscles. With the help of religion and other Disney renaissance films, he'll be going from a zero to hero in no time, just like that!

SOURCES:
Mulan - I'll Make a Man Out of You (Disney renaissance films)
Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1 (Religion)
Kanye West - POWER (Power)
Kanye West - Stronger (Strength)

SOURCE LIST:

- Disney renaissance films
(Hercules, Mulan, Tarzan, The Lion King)

- Sources about strength, power, or exercise (NO OVERLAP)
(Stronger, POWER, Let's Get Physical)

- Religion/Religious beings, aswell as Greek mythology (NO OVERLAP)
(Jesus is King, VeggieTales, Justice - Cross album)

- The Soul and Gospel genre, or music that heavily samples it
(Express Yourself, Lift Yourself, Story of O.J.)

Victory! Hercules

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OMOCHAO: Now, repeat after me: "For suppah, I- er uh, waaant a paaahty plattah."

TOP TUTORIALISTS - 53.7% (130 Votes)
GANDHI - 46.3% (112 Votes)

[LR1 M2 Results] Top Tutorialists Vs. Gandhi

This is the fourth account for the Strange Alternative Leader Tournament. You can find our previous accounts here: @salt-part-one @salt-part-two @salt-part-three

The Strange Alternative Leader Tournament (SALT) is a music tournament in the same vein as SiIvagunner's KFAD2 with a double elimination format and 32 characters. Vote in matches to see who will take command of the SALT Diner!
Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/eyuxVS4

CURRENT CONTESTANTS:
Peacock
Lou Albano
Mordecai & Rigby
Okabe Rintarou
Jenny Wakeman
The Pyro
Captain Viridian
Niko
Lord Raptor
Giant Enemy Duo
Lupin III
Over Justice
Gandhi
Ruby Rose
IGOR
Top Tutorialists
The Joker
Duane
Penguins of Madagascar
Tonio Trussardi
Rabbids
Gandalf
Takumi Fujiwara
The Milkman
Penta Axe General
Murderous Goose
Etemon
The Add-Ons
Spring Men
Richard Cheese
King Knight
Gucci Smart Toilet

[LR2 M5] Phase 1 ~ Battle for the Litterbox

S.A.L.T Part 4 ~ Be Our Guest

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