S.A.L.T. But Only The Results I Lose

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GUCCI SMART TOILET: HOP INSIDE THAT PUSSY LIKE A TRAMPOLINE, BOING BOING.

GUCCI SMART TOILET - 58% (152 Votes)
SPRING MEN - 42%(110 Votes)

[LR1 M5 Results] Gucci Smart Toilet Vs. Spring Men

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KNUCKLES: You sure aren't like any of the cats I know, but you got spirit, kid!

THE ADD-ONS - 55.4% (144 Votes)
NIKO - 44.6% (116 Votes)

[WR2 M8 Results] Niko vs. The Add-Ons

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NAVI: The more you run your mouth, the more I miss Link...

TOP TUTORIALISTS - 51.7% (123 Votes)
THE JOKER - 48.3% (115 Votes)

[LR2 M2 Results] The Joker vs. Top Tutorialists

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PEACOCK: Beat it, fuzzballs! And save the tuna for Ms. Fortune!

PEACOCK - 50.8% (150 Votes)
PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR - 49.2% (145 Votes)

[LR2 M4 Results] Peacock vs. Penguins of Madagascar

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LORD RAPTOR: New suit? New boots? What's good about THAT?! Live like a real rockstar or die tryin', POSER!

LORD RAPTOR - 58.8% (173 Votes)
IGOR - 41.2% (121 Votes)

[LR2 M6 Results] Lord Raptor vs. IGOR

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GIANT ENEMY CRAB: t t B K B K t t K? (Spider, can I try some of that man's special drink?)
GIANT ENEMY SPIDER: Pshh. (No.)

GIANT ENEMY DUO - 68.3% (211 Votes)
RICHARD CHEESE - 31.7% (98 Votes)

[LR2 M8 Results] Richard Cheese vs. Giant Enemy Duo

(killzott)
hop up inna stu u know what i do 
spewin all the nonsense ima make it bo-boom
rockin on the speakerz im the biggest in the room 
yea he want some static give his a broom 
bitches all up on me but they dont know what to do
like rock it off, dont knock it off 
(GRAVEDIGGER)
nigga talkin krazy ima give his ass the broom
nigga talkin krazy ima give his ass the stick 
u know what it is its that #shinigangshit 
yea i got that shit on nigga check the flick 
all these bitches on my body make a nigga sick 
fuckin on 2 bitches, yea nigga double whammy (xaviersobased reference) 
feelin like im xav cuz all these niggaz need me (real)
nigga get ya own swag nigga u cant be me 
nigga wannabe me nigga gon head eat me (pause)
told a bih drop it low, baby girl jus please me 
stuntin like my daddy, yea im feelin like im weezy (carti & wayne reference)
i could rock that shit acapella like im keezy (shoutout my brudda)
drop it low baby to the floor
(killzott)
hop up inna stu u know what i do 
spewin all the nonsense ima make it bo-boom
rockin on the speakerz im the biggest in the room 
yea he want some static give his a broom 
bitches all up on me but they dont know what to do
like rock it off, dont knock it off

VI. SPEAKERZ + killzott

A Ep full of Songs that is rounded up to a minute
LISTEN TO "DEVIL SHIT FREESTYLE" ON ALL PLATS
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/merpco/1-minute-freestyles
Produced by Leviiaia (@levi-lemonje)

LYRICS:
[Verse 1]
Pick up the blick
I'm bout to double down on my devil shit
Ha he try me but that nigga dumb ass shit
Ha that nigga ain't that I rep that double six
Huh
Na that triple six
(Six Six Six)
Nigga I'm sick in the head (Sick Sick sick)
Satanic rituals in my head
And two christians in my bed
What's going on I cannot comprehend
Yea all that shit I did I cannot make amends
I'm just tryna make ends meet yeah

[Verse 2]
Everything I know I learnt it from my sensei
Yall niggas Kunta Kinte to me
Fuck da future Ion want a better me
So stop tryna better me
I'm at my peak I'm at my pinnacle
All that shit you talking is hysterical
Why am I like this? I was born on Jericho
I'm real vengeful I cannot let it go
She spread them legs like its a archipelago
Let me find out you the pillar of hope
Yeah
Ima kill you bitch

[Verse 3]
I'm a 3 headed goat like I'm Cerberus
Thought you was a big dog like you Clifford
He ain't see the bigger picture
His bitch a gold digger
So she love me as much as Midas
Ima crashout like I'm Athena
His bands just like John Cena he dont seem em
He look werid like Invader Zim, uh
Either the crew gon fix em
Or I'm gon fix em
Or the crucifix gon fix em
Ha feeling silly pull out that nine
Then reverse it then triple six it
(Six, Six, Six)

[Bridge]
I wanna seem em bleed
I know I'm on some sick shit (Coocoo)
At the same time he on some fuck shit
While I'm on my fucking devil shit

[Outro]
Devil
(Shit)
Devil
(Shit)
Devil
(Shit)
Devil
(Shit)
I'm really on my devil shit

1 MINUTE FREESTYLES

DEVIL SHIT FRESTYLE

DEVIL SHIT FREESTYLE *OUT ON ALL PLATS*

HOBaRT: Why were they... so scared? What the hell is going on here?

The fifth members of the final eight are revealed! The final results are 109 to 92. Thanks for voting, everyone.

[LR2 M1 Results] Messy Recipe vs Fighting Placeholder Team

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JENNY WAKEMAN: Y'know, I guess you can find unusual teens like us anywhere. Good to know I'm still on top!

JENNY WAKEMAN: 151 Votes (61.9%)
GANDHI: 93 Votes (38.1%)

[R1 M4 Results] Jenny Wakeman vs. Gandhi

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THE JOKER: You wield a fine arsenal, my friend. One could even say it's... FIVE OF A KIND! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

THE JOKER: 121 Votes (57.6%)
PENTA AXE GENERAL: 89 Votes (42.4%)

[R1 M5 Results] Penta Axe General vs. The Joker

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LUPIN THE THIRD: Ugh, my throat still hurts from all that yelling...

LUPIN THE THIRD: 134 Votes (60.4%)
RABBIDS: 88 Votes (39.6%)

[R1 M6 Results] Rabbids vs. Lupin the Third

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RIGBY: A bunch of little penguins! Send 'em to the moon!

MORDECAI & RIGBY: 174 Votes (76.7%)
PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR: 53 Votes (23.3%)

[R1 M7 Results] Mordecai and Rigby vs. Penguins of Madagascar

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CAPTAIN VIRIDIAN: Nope, nothing in there. I'm actually kind of relieved, to be honest.

CAPTAIN VIRIDIAN: 154 Votes (67.2%)
GUCCI SMART TOILET: 75 Votes (32.8%)

[R1 M9 Results] Captain Viridian vs. Gucci Smart Toilet

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RUBY ROSE: You remind me of one of my teachers back at Beacon. Messy hair, kinda skinny, almost as much of a nutcase as you! ...No offense.

RUBY ROSE - 63.8% (141 Votes)
OKABE RINTAROU - 36.2% (80 Votes)

[R1 M11 Results] Ruby Rose vs. Okabe Rintarou

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KNUCKLES: Yep, we've all dealt with enemies far bigger than any of you. Piece of cake!

THE ADD-ONS - 64.2% (158 Votes)
GIANT ENEMY DUO - 35.8% (88 Votes)

[R1 M16 Results] Giant Enemy Duo vs. The Add-Ons

Art in PFP by: @mr-porkchop777

Banner art by https://twitter.com/NKNK_NGRMS

Hi, I'm Ashley, although the names Ash and Sacred are fine too.

Formerly Sacred Snorlax.

Just a person who likes Pokemon and Vocaloid, especially Inabaku Mori.

Here is my youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/MinecraftFunnyMomentsSacredSnorlaxReal
I am Minecraft Funny Moments, if you see this channel telling you to take down my music then that's because it is me. I changed the name back to Sacred Snorlax (and now Sacred) but, when this channel asks you to take down my music then it's me and you should because you didn't get permission to upload it!

I am still blocked by Team Switched

This is the fourth account for the Strange Alternative Leader Tournament. You can find our previous accounts here: @salt-part-one @salt-part-two @salt-part-three

The Strange Alternative Leader Tournament (SALT) is a music tournament in the same vein as SiIvagunner's KFAD2 with a double elimination format and 32 characters. Vote in matches to see who will take command of the SALT Diner!
Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/eyuxVS4

CURRENT CONTESTANTS:
Peacock
Lou Albano
Mordecai & Rigby
Okabe Rintarou
Jenny Wakeman
The Pyro
Captain Viridian
Niko
Lord Raptor
Giant Enemy Duo
Lupin III
Over Justice
Gandhi
Ruby Rose
IGOR
Top Tutorialists
The Joker
Duane
Penguins of Madagascar
Tonio Trussardi
Rabbids
Gandalf
Takumi Fujiwara
The Milkman
Penta Axe General
Murderous Goose
Etemon
The Add-Ons
Spring Men
Richard Cheese
King Knight
Gucci Smart Toilet

[LR2 M6 Results] Lord Raptor vs. IGOR

S.A.L.T Part 4 ~ Be Our Guest

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