17 - THE JOKER

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TONIO TRUSSARDI: Ooh, a crab! It's been a while since I've made seafood...
GIANT ENEMY CRAB: Kt bk bbt bk pshh kt bbt bk? (Ever seen a crab cook a chef?)
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Track: @abluetomato
Art: Juniper, twitter.com/DrawinDev, @beat5kids
Characters Represented: Tonio Trussardi, Giant Enemy Duo

Tonio Trussardi's Sources:
- Songs from/featured in JoJo's Bizzare Adventure
(Il Vento D'oro, Bloody Stream, I Want You)
- Songs and artists referenced by Stands in Diamond is Unbreakable
(Shine on You Crazy Diamond, Knockin' on Heaven's Door, Killer Queen)
- Songs related to cooking
(Cooking by the Book, Cooking Mama, Binging with Babish)
- Songs associated with Italy and Italian culture
(That's Amore, Spider-Man 2 Pizza Theme, Songs by Gigi D'Agostino)

Giant Enemy Duo's Sources:
- Songs associated with Feudal Japan
(Genji 2: Days of the Blade, Touhou, YASUKE)
- Songs featuring beatboxing
(Cartoon Beatbox Battles, Mirrors, Supersonic)
- Songs related to Jerma985
(Rats Birthday Mixtape, Pirate Marching Band, jermaBars)
- Songs related to spiders, crustaceans, and giant enemies
(Spider Dance, Crab Rave, Kaiju Media)

Sources Used:
Shokugeki no Soma - Isshiki's Theme (Both - Cooking, Feudal Japan)
Jeremy Morris Music - jermaBars (GED - Jerma)
Skylanders Trap Team - Chef Pepperjack Part 2 (Tonio - Cooking)
Undertale - Spider Dance (GED - Spiders)
Jerma's "Teacher Noise" (GED - Jerma)
Nelly - Ride Wit Me (GED - Beatboxing)
Jama - "Eating A Burger with No Honey Mustard" (Offsource)
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under the Bridge (Tonio - Referenced in DiU)
SpongeBob SquarePants - Give It All You've Got (GED - Crabs)
Nek - Laura non c'e (Tonio - Italy)
Pokemon Heart Gold/Soul Silver - Sprout Tower (GED - Feudal Japan)
Coda - Bloody Stream (Tonio - Jojo)
The DU - Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town (Tonio - Jojo)

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[LR1 M8] Red Hot Boiled Crab

Track: @bluez04
Character Art: @user-780418779
Character Represented: The Joker

- Songs from DC Comics media
(Batman 1966, Heathens, Teen Titans Go)
- Songs related to clowns and comedy, including comedy artists (No Memes)
(The Ultimate Show, Lower Your Expectations, Pick of Destiny)
- Songs from movies featuring Cesar Romero
(Ocean's 11, The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes)

Sources Used:
Teen Titans GO! to the Movies - My Superhero Movie (DC)
Weird Al Yankovic - Dare to be Stupid (Comedy)
Gorillaz - Dare (Offsource)
Tenacious D - Tribute (Comedy)

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DARE To Make A Superhero Movie

WARFANGS

159 Votes in total. 


Lore story
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Miles falls to his knees.

DAD EGBERT: "I'M SORRY, BUT YOU GAVE ME NO OTHER OPTION."
MILES MORALES: "Ugh... Wh-What happened...?"

The pizza crouches next to Miles, patting him on the back.

PIZZA BOX: "... We lost, bro."
MILES MORALES: "... So, this is it huh?"
DAD EGBERT: "I'M AFRAID SO... I'M SORRY, YOU TWO."
PIZZA BOX: "Ay, homie. It's cool, we get it."

The ground begins to crack beneath the duo.
Miles closes his eyes, as the pizza box flips off Egbert one final time, who waves goodbye to him.

DAD EGBERT: "FAREWELL."
PIZZA BOX: "Fuck you, bro."

They fall deeper below, as Egbert sighs, and looks upwards.

DAD EGBERT: "... IT'S SEXY EGBERT TIME."
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Stay funny!

Results - New York Pizza Time Vs. Dad Egbert

52.5% to 47.5%. 158 votes. An extremely close game, and one that never strayed too far away from these types of numbers. Well done to both voter bases, and congratulations to the winner.

While one falls closer to the White Noise, another moves forward. Thank you for voting, and please look forward to the next round.

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RESULTS - WINNERS ROUND 3 MATCH 1

Track By: @youre-fired
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/e-twoup

Looks like Drake found the Doorhole! It looks like he brought along a “friend” too! Hailing from San Diego, California, Drake and The Rake have arrived to stop all foes in their way! Let’s just hope that eͮ͛͘v̽͐̚è̓̄rͦ̇͆yͩ͛th̓̔ͨi̽̊ͦnͤ͆̎g̃ͩ̍ ͣ̆̾҉g͊͋̈́ŏͥ̄êͫ͝s ̈̈́ͤa͒c͊ͫ̀c̒͆ͮo̷ͮͮȑ̀̎d̊̓͛ỉ̧̆n͒ͪͨgͨͪ̍ ̔̓ẗ́̓͑ő ͆͒ͩṗ̄̆l̂ͬ͐aͭͣ̊n͑͐̓

DRAKE AND THE RAKE

- Music from Live Action shows that are featured on primarily Cartoon channels (Drake And Josh, iCarly, Big Time Rush)

- Music related to Creepy bosses in Gaming (02 Battle, The Ultimate Show, Pokey Means Business)

- Music that is infamous for being used in Cursed Image compilations (Bonfire, Don’t Forget To Feed Your Neo Pets, Dancin’)

Sources Used:
iCarly DS - Final Boss (Live Action On Cartoon)
Earthbound - Pokey Means Business (Creepy Bosses)
Aaron Smith - Dancin' (KRONO REMIX) (Cursed Images)
Drake Bell - Found A Way (Live Action On Cartoon)
Deby Ryan - Hey Jessie (Live Action On Cartoon)
Childish Gambino - Bonfire (Cursed Images)
Drake And Josh SFX (Live Action On Cartoon)

Victory! Drake And The Rake

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PEACOCK: Gotcha, birdbrain! I'll get that hat back if it's the last thing I do!
MURDEROUS GOOSE: Honk... (Oh, it will be...)
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Track: @abluetomato
Art: samanthuhhhh#9377
Characters Represented: Murderous Goose, Peacock

Murderous Goose's Sources:
- Songs from games developed by House House
(Untitled Goose Game, Push Me Pull You)
- Songs from indie puzzle games
(Baba is You, Braid, Papers Please)
- Songs related to waterfowl
(The Duck Song, Goose on the Loose, Flamingo)
- Songs related to knives and murder
(Night of Nights, Knife Fight, I Can't Decide)

Peacock's Sources:
- Songs from games developed by Lab Zero and Future Club
(Skullgirls, Indivisible)
- Songs from indie fighting games
(Rivals of Aether, Brawlhalla, Lethal League)
- Songs from media inspired by the rubberhose/Fleischer style
(Cuphead, SOXNSANDALS, Betty Boop)
- Songs composed by Michiru Yamane
(Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Aria of Sorrow, Harmony of Dissonance)

Sources Used:
Skullgirls - Pedestrian Crossing (Peacock - Lab Zero)
Trivia Murder Party 2 - Howdya Do (Goose - Murder)
Trivia Murder Party 2 - Howdya Do Vox (Unused) (Goose - Murder)
Skullgirls - Moonlit Melee (Peacock - Lab Zero)
clipping. - Blood of the Fang (Goose - Murder)

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[R1 M2] Scene 2 ~ Total Eclipse Melee

Track: @bluez04
Character Art: @user-780418779
Character Represented: The Joker

- Songs from DC Comics media
(Batman 1966, Heathens, Teen Titans Go)
- Songs related to clowns and comedy, including comedy artists (No Memes)
(The Ultimate Show, Lower Your Expectations, Pick of Destiny)
- Songs from movies featuring Cesar Romero
(Ocean's 11, The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes)

Sources Used:
James Roach - CLOWNFUCKER (Clowns)
Tenacious D - Tribute (Comedy)
twenty-one pilots - Heathens (DC)
Worthikids - UP (Clowns)
Insane Clown Posse - Miracles (Clowns)

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All My Friends Are Clownfuckers

Track: @abluetomato
Character Art: twitter.com/DrawinDev
Character Represented: Lupin the Third

- Songs from the Lupin the Third franchise
(Theme From Lupin III, Zenigata March, Super Hero)
- Songs related to riches and thievery
(Whales, Persona 5, BOOGIE)
- Songs from film noir media
(Wild Side, Double Indemnity, The Big Sleep)

Sources Used:
Lupin III Part II - A Clash Of Musical Tastes Clip (Lupin III)
6ix9ine - Gummo (Gucci Toilet Cameo)
Bruno Mars - 24k Magic (Riches)
Harry Enfield - Loadsamoney (Doin' Up The House) (Riches)
Yuji Ohno - Lupin III Theme (Lupin III)
100 gecs - Money Machine (Riches)
Persona 5 - Whims of Fate (Theives, Riches)
Run the Jewels - Lie, Cheat, Steal (Theivery)
Fatback - Gotta Get My Hands on Some (Money)(Riches)

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24k Riches

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THE JOKER: Oh-ho! Such pretty axes! Such wonderful sound... it's something to die for! HAHAHAHA!
PENTA AXE GENERAL: You're laughing? You're staring directly into the face of death and you're LAUGHING?!
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Track: @bluez04
Art: @user-780418779, twitter.com/DrawinDev
Characters Represented: Penta Axe General, The Joker

Penta Axe General's Sources:
- Songs from the Fire Emblem series
(Lost in Thoughts All Alone, Edge of Dawn, Story 5 Meeting)
- Songs related to the number 5
(Five Nights at Freddy's, Maroon 5, Mambo Number 5)
- Songs featuring the names of his axes (Hammer, Halberd, Poison, Killer, Master)
(Battleship Halberd, Chop Chop Master Onion, Natural Killer Cyborg)
- Songs related to axes and military generals
(Golden Axe, Modern Major General, Right Hand Man)

The Joker's Sources:
- Songs from DC Comics media
(Batman 1966, Heathens, Teen Titans Go)
- Songs related to clowns and comedy, including comedy artists (No Memes)
(The Ultimate Show, Lower Your Expectations, Pick of Destiny)
- Songs from movies featuring Cesar Romero
(Ocean's 11, The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes)

Sources Used:
Parappa the Rapper - Chop Chop Master Onion (Deejay Verstyle Instrumental Remix) (Penta Axe - Axe Names)
Epic Rap Battles of History - The Joker vs. Pennywise (Joker - Clowns, DC)
Weird Al Yankovic - Hardware Store (Joker - Comedy)
The Jackson 5 - I Want You Back (Penta Axe - 5)
Bel Biv DeVoe - Poison (Penta Axe - Axe Names)
Insane Clown Posse - My Axe (Both - Axes, Clowns)
Hamilton - Right Hand Man (Penta Axe - Generals)
The Beatles - Come Together (Joker - DC)

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[R1 M5] Phase 1 ~ Swing Swing Poison Posse

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THE JOKER: Oh Penty, mind if I... AXE you a few questions? AHAHAHAHAHA!!
PENTA AXE GENERAL: Cease your mediocre puns at once, fool!
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Track: @abluetomato
Art: @user-780418779, twitter.com/DrawinDev
Characters Represented: The Joker, Penta Axe General

The Joker's Sources:
- Songs from DC Comics media
(Batman 1966, Heathens, Teen Titans Go)
- Songs related to clowns and comedy, including comedy artists (No Memes)
(The Ultimate Show, Lower Your Expectations, Pick of Destiny)
- Songs from movies featuring Cesar Romero
(Ocean's 11, The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes)

Penta Axe General's Sources:
- Songs from the Fire Emblem series
(Lost in Thoughts All Alone, Edge of Dawn, Story 5 Meeting)
- Songs related to the number 5
(Five Nights at Freddy's, Maroon 5, Mambo Number 5)
- Songs featuring the names of his axes (Hammer, Halberd, Poison, Killer, Master)
(Battleship Halberd, Chop Chop Master Onion, Natural Killer Cyborg)
- Songs related to axes and military generals
(Golden Axe, Modern Major General, Right Hand Man)

Sources Used:
Steve Miller Band - Joker (Joker - Clowns)
I'm The Jokah, Baby (Joker - Clowns)
Super Paper Mario - The Ultimate Show (Joker - Clowns)
Fire Emblem: Three Houses- Shambhala (Penta Axe - Fire Emblem)
Prince - Batdance (Joker - DC)
Doja Cat - Boss Bitch (Joker - DC)
Eminem - Without Me (Joker - DC)
Maroon 5- Shiver (Penta Axe - The Number 5)
Fire Emblem: Awakening SFX (Penta Axe - Fire Emblem)

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THE JOKER: You wield a fine arsenal, my friend. One could even say it's... FIVE OF A KIND! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

THE JOKER: 121 Votes (57.6%)
PENTA AXE GENERAL: 89 Votes (42.4%)

[R1 M5 Results] Penta Axe General vs. The Joker

Track: @bluez04
Character Art: twitter.com/DrawinDev
Character Represented: Mordecai and Rigby

- Songs from Cartoon Network properties
(Party Tonight, Here Comes a Thought, Time Adventure)
- Licensed music featured in Regular Show
(Working for the Weekend, Through the Fire and the Flames, Heroes)
- Songs in the Synthwave genre
(Nightcall, Anarchy Road, Tech Noir)
- Songs related to birds and raccoons
(Three Little Birds, When Doves Cry, Rocket Raccoon's Theme)

Sources Used:
I'm the Bomb - Pidgeon John (Cartoon Network)
Main Theme - Incredible Crew (Cartoon Network)
Intro - Destroy Build Destroy (Cartoon Network)
Countown - Hole in the Wall (Cartoon Network)
Running Errands With My Mom - Incredible Crew (Cartoon Network)
Bad Luck Rap - Incredible Crew (Cartoon Network)
So What! - Incredible Crew (Cartoon Network)

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Get CN Real

This special track is a crossover with the Bootleg King for Another Day tournament, run by Speed_Wielder. You can find the links to the tournament's YouTube and Discord server right here:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTUCEqp6pcwbx01Bl_TTfaA
https://discord.gg/2FERQZv

Track: @bluez04
Character Art: @dafisha21, Speed_Wielder
Characters Represented: Gucci Smart Toilet, Breadskate

GUCCI SMART TOILET
- Rap songs released from 2015 onwards (Low priority on overlap)
- Classical music/songs that sample it
- Songs related to toilets/sewage

BREADSKATE
- Bread related rips
- Rips related to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
- Games that are based around VR aspects
- Rips containing songs by Kero Kero Bonito and Flamingosis
- Rips from games related to skates/skating

Sources Used:
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable - Sudden Battle (Breadskate - JoJo)
Epic Rap Battles of History - Skrillex vs. Mozart (GST - Classical Music)
Text-to-Speech voice lines (Breadskate/GST)
Gwa Gwa sfx (:french_bread:Breadskate)
Toilet Flushing sfx (GST - Toilets/Sewage)
Rowdy Rebel ft. Bobby Shmurda - Computers (GST - Post-2015 Rap)
Jodeci - Freek'n You (Breadskate - JoJo)
"His Hair, Wack!" (Breadskate - Skating)
Migos - Stir Fry (GST - Post-2015 Rap)
Super Hot sfx (Breadskate - VR)
Yung Gravy - 1 Thot 2 Thot (GST - Post-2015 Rap)
Kero Kero Bonito - Flamingo (Breadskate - Kero Kero Bonito)
Sheck Wes - Mo Bamba (GST - Post-2015 Rap)

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[S.A.L.T x BKFAD] Epic Inanimate Object Battles of History

TRACK: EnderEmerald46#1596
ART: ender#3711
EG DISCORD: discord.gg/X3A6ZuFRWK
TOML DISCORD: discord.gg/PNthFQF

Mr. Bones: YOUR RIDE WILL NEVER COME BACK, BOOMERANG BOY- OW!!!
Mr. Saturday: You're bluffing- surrender, you fiend. I'll end your ride.
Kevin Perjurer: Really? Right over my soda?

Perplexing Hex (Voodoo Stage) - Skeleton Boomerang [Mr. Saturday - +TEK/Voodoo]
Tropical Resort - Act 1 - Sonic Colors [Both - Tropical Environments/Amusement Parks]
Club Disney Episode Intro - Defunctland [Mr. Bones' Defunct Ride - Defunctland]
Friends on the Other Side - The Princess and the Frog [Mr. Saturday - Voodoo]
Theme - Zoboomafoo [Mr. Bones' Defunct Ride - Featured on DefunctTV]
Animator's Retreat - Defunctland [Mr. Bones' Defunct Ride - Defunctland]
Theme - Gullah Gullah Island [Both - Featured on DefunctTV/Tropical Environments]
Margaritaville - Jimmy Buffett [Mr. Saturday - Tropical Music]
The Greatest Show - The Greatest Showman [Mr. Bones' Defunct Ride - The Circus]
The Other Side - The Greatest Showman [Mr. Bones' Defunct Ride - The Circus]
The Greatest Show Unearthed - Creature Feature [Both - The Circus/Undead]
Witch Doctor - Cartoons [Mr. Saturday - Voodoo]
Grim Grinning Ghosts - The Haunted Mansion [Both - Paranormal/Undead/Amusement Parks]
Big Bunyan Ride - CarnEvil [Both - Paranormal/Amusement Parks/Undead]
Are You Brave Enough? - The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror [Both - Amusement Parks/Undead]

God Damn You, This Is My Island (TOML vs. EXHIBITION GALLERY)

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S.A.L.T. is an online music tournament where 32 characters from across pop culture & media go head to head to see who can win bracket & take over the S.A.L.T. diner! Thank you for dining with us!

CONTESTANTS:
Peacock
Lou Albano
Mordecai & Rigby
Okabe Rintarou
Jenny Wakeman
The Pyro
Captain Viridian
Niko
Lord Raptor
Giant Enemy Duo
Lupin III
Over Justice
Gandhi
Ruby Rose
IGOR
Top Tutorialists
The Joker
Duane
Penguins of Madagascar
Tonio Trussardi
Rabbids
Gandalf
Takumi Fujiwara
The Milkman
Penta Axe General
Murderous Goose
Etemon
The Add-Ons
Spring Men
Richard Cheese
King Knight
Gucci Smart Toilet

[R1 M5] Phase 2 ~ 5th Showing

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