S.A.L.T. But Only The Results I Lose

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REMY: "Next time someone calls me pipsqueak, I'll start taking it as a compliment."

REMY - 64.2% (149 votes)
FRED FIGGLEHORN - 35.8% (83 votes)

REMY vs FRED FIGGLEHORN - THIS GAME'S WINNER IS...

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TANKMAN: "...Just another dog tag."

TANKMAN - 64.9% (168 votes)
MAX MUELLER II - 35.1% (91 votes)

TANKMAN vs MAX MUELLER II - THIS GAME'S WINNER IS...

Inside The Room (Prod Narxibruh)

Well, dudes, this match was somethin' else! 195 to 125 votes, 320 votes total. Absolutely INSANE! Even Mr. Modulate showed up to say a little farewell, how sweet, upupupu! Both contestants took down some of the most formidable foes in the entire tournament, both contestants fought VERY well, but as you all know, one of 'em's headin' to the Dock of Shame! Almost feel a little bad~, but I'm Chris McKuma, crushin' dreams is kinda my job, so... Who's hopes will I absolutely DECIMATE next? Tune in next time to find out, here in TEMPORARY. FLIGHT. ATTENA̴͂͒À̴́Ȁ̷͆À̷̛A̴̐̈À̸͝Ä̶́̈́G̶̓̍Ó̴̐N̸͌̀N̷͛̈Y̶͗̑Y̴̧̅Y̷̐͝-

ALLLRIGHTY THEN, I'M OUTTA HERE! I love my job, sure, but I don't get paid enough to deal with dudes like THAT. T̵h̴e̴y̴'̵r̴e̴ ̶a̸l̷l̵ ̶y̷o̷u̸r̴s̸,̷ ̷b̵u̸d̷.̷ ̸Now if you'll excuse me, I have another match to set up, far, far away from you!

(LR3 - M1) Results

HOBaRT: Why were they... so scared? What the hell is going on here?

The fifth members of the final eight are revealed! The final results are 109 to 92. Thanks for voting, everyone.

[LR2 M1 Results] Messy Recipe vs Fighting Placeholder Team

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JENNY WAKEMAN: Y'know, I guess you can find unusual teens like us anywhere. Good to know I'm still on top!

JENNY WAKEMAN: 151 Votes (61.9%)
GANDHI: 93 Votes (38.1%)

[R1 M4 Results] Jenny Wakeman vs. Gandhi

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THE JOKER: You wield a fine arsenal, my friend. One could even say it's... FIVE OF A KIND! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

THE JOKER: 121 Votes (57.6%)
PENTA AXE GENERAL: 89 Votes (42.4%)

[R1 M5 Results] Penta Axe General vs. The Joker

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LUPIN THE THIRD: Ugh, my throat still hurts from all that yelling...

LUPIN THE THIRD: 134 Votes (60.4%)
RABBIDS: 88 Votes (39.6%)

[R1 M6 Results] Rabbids vs. Lupin the Third

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RIGBY: A bunch of little penguins! Send 'em to the moon!

MORDECAI & RIGBY: 174 Votes (76.7%)
PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR: 53 Votes (23.3%)

[R1 M7 Results] Mordecai and Rigby vs. Penguins of Madagascar

103 to 78. 56.9% to 43.1%. It was never truly far, but the loser of this match never quite caught up. However, it was certainly a bold attempt. In any case, our winner will be moving on. And for our loser...

I'll be seeing you tomorrow.

One has fallen to the White Noise. But another remains. I'm sorry.

Read the Lone Digger vs. Atlanta Roads story here.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jR2Nv3MICbJwEj5z831VMWXfzQZdF9eNW1U1RSibY1o/edit?usp=sharing

RESULTS ~ LOSERS ROUND 3 MATCH 1

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CAPTAIN VIRIDIAN: Nope, nothing in there. I'm actually kind of relieved, to be honest.

CAPTAIN VIRIDIAN: 154 Votes (67.2%)
GUCCI SMART TOILET: 75 Votes (32.8%)

[R1 M9 Results] Captain Viridian vs. Gucci Smart Toilet

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RUBY ROSE: You remind me of one of my teachers back at Beacon. Messy hair, kinda skinny, almost as much of a nutcase as you! ...No offense.

RUBY ROSE - 63.8% (141 Votes)
OKABE RINTAROU - 36.2% (80 Votes)

[R1 M11 Results] Ruby Rose vs. Okabe Rintarou

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LOU ALBANO: Your rhymes are fresh, paisano, but me and my brother Luigi are faster than the others. You'll be hooked on the brothers!

LOU ALBANO - 58.3% (140 Votes)
IGOR - 41.7% (100 Votes)

[R1 M12 Results] Lou Albano vs. IGOR

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KNUCKLES: Yep, we've all dealt with enemies far bigger than any of you. Piece of cake!

THE ADD-ONS - 64.2% (158 Votes)
GIANT ENEMY DUO - 35.8% (88 Votes)

[R1 M16 Results] Giant Enemy Duo vs. The Add-Ons

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DUANE: I get the feeling that it didn't wanna jam out...

DUANE - 67.2% (168 Votes)
MURDEROUS GOOSE - 32.8% (82 Votes)

[LR1 M1 Results] Duane Vs. Murderous Goose

Art in PFP by: @mr-porkchop777

Banner art by https://twitter.com/NKNK_NGRMS

Hi, I'm Ashley, although the names Ash and Sacred are fine too.

Formerly Sacred Snorlax.

Just a person who likes Pokemon and Vocaloid, especially Inabaku Mori.

Here is my youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/MinecraftFunnyMomentsSacredSnorlaxReal
I am Minecraft Funny Moments, if you see this channel telling you to take down my music then that's because it is me. I changed the name back to Sacred Snorlax (and now Sacred) but, when this channel asks you to take down my music then it's me and you should because you didn't get permission to upload it!

I am still blocked by Team Switched

See our other accounts here! @salt-part-two @salt-part-three @salt-part-four @salt-part-five @salt-part-fivepointfive @salt-part-six

S.A.L.T. is an online music tournament where 32 characters from across pop culture & media go head to head to see who can win bracket & take over the S.A.L.T. diner! Thank you for dining with us!

CONTESTANTS:
Peacock
Lou Albano
Mordecai & Rigby
Okabe Rintarou
Jenny Wakeman
The Pyro
Captain Viridian
Niko
Lord Raptor
Giant Enemy Duo
Lupin III
Over Justice
Gandhi
Ruby Rose
IGOR
Top Tutorialists
The Joker
Duane
Penguins of Madagascar
Tonio Trussardi
Rabbids
Gandalf
Takumi Fujiwara
The Milkman
Penta Axe General
Murderous Goose
Etemon
The Add-Ons
Spring Men
Richard Cheese
King Knight
Gucci Smart Toilet

[R1 M4 Results] Jenny Wakeman vs. Gandhi

S.A.L.T. Part 1: Appetizers

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