*dkc noises intensify* ADD  ONS https://pastebin.com/AS2c1BVF

she's gonna get crushed but go niko! also awesome track

fuck i don't know who to vote they're both great

I know she's getting stomped but please win Niko my beloved

Voting has closed for this match. Thank you for your participation!
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FUNKY: Pretty bodacious lightbulb you got there! You mind if Funky's 24/7 repair service fashions it into a cool lamp for your room?
NIKO: I don’t think that’s a good idea...
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Track: @friendthebarrel
Art: twitter.com/DrawinDev, twitter.com/TVGhost__
Characters Represented: Niko, The Add-Ons

Niko's Sources:
- Songs from games made in RPG Maker
(OneShot, OFF, Yume Nikki)
- Songs related to cats
(Garfield Media, What's New Pussycat, Memory)
- Songs related to light and the sun
(Walkin' On the Sun, Blinding Lights, Battle! Necrozma)
- Songs from media with heavy themes of metaphysical storytelling
(Doki Doki Literature Club, MetaWare High School, Deadpool)

The Add-Ons' Sources:
- Songs from/related to the Devil May Cry series and other games Dante has appeared in
(Devil Trigger, Show Your Style, Bury the Light)
(Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne, Viewtiful Joe, Seven Knights)
- Songs from the Donkey Kong series and other games Funky appears in
(Funky Waters, Bonus Theme, Jungle Japes)
(DKC Cartoon, Mario Kart Wii, Mario Super Sluggers)
- Songs from 2D Sonic games, and any other Sonic song that relates to Knuckles
(Studiopolis Act 1, Back 2 Back, Unknown from M.E.)
- Songs from games with long titles (8+ Words Minimum)
(Summer Colored High School, Dragon Quest XI S: Echoes of an Elusive Age)

Sources Used:
Hyper Potions - Friends (Add Ons - & Knuckles)
Sonic 3 - Ice Cap Zone (Add Ons - & Knuckles)
Dan Salvato - Your Reality (Niko - Metaphysical Storytelling)
Smash Mouth - Walking on the Sun (Niko - Sun)
Devil May Cry 5 - Devil Trigger (Add Ons - Ft Dante)
Katrina and The Waves - Walking on Sunshine (Niko - Sun)
Ellie Goulding - Lights (Niko - Light)
Sonic Mania - Stardust Speedway (Add Ons - & Knuckles)
OMORI - Worlds End Valentine (Niko - RPG Maker)
Avril Lavinge - Hello Kitty (Niko - Cats, frick you milkman and jenny)
The Weekend - Blinding Lights (Niko - Light)
Random Encounters, Casey Dwyer - Tricked by the Eggman (Add Ons - & Knuckles)
Qumu, Sonic 1 - Green Hill Zone (Qumu Remix) (Add Ons - & Knuckles)
Owl City - Fireflies (Niko - Light)
Weezer - Island in the Sun (Niko - Sun)
Mario Kart Wii - DK Mountain (GCN) (Add Ons - New Funky Mode)
Sonic Adventure 2 - Unknown From M.E (Add Ons - & Knuckles
Snails House - Kitty (Niko - Cats)
DK Cartoon - I'm Leo Luster (Add Ons - New Funky Mode)
Tony Beyond - Light Em Up (Niko - Light)
The Stupendium - Why Did I Say Okie Doki? (Niko - Metaphysical Storytelling)
Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze - Big Top Bop (Add Ons - New Funky Mode)
Donkey Kong 64 - DK Rap (Add Ons - New Funky Mode)
Dante saying hell yeah (Add Ons - Ft Dante) 
Dante saying go back to hell (Add Ons - Ft Dante, he is telling Niko to go back to hell, awesome)
Woman yelling at cat meme (Niko - Cats)
Sonic The Hedgehog SFX (Add Ons - & Knuckles)
Oneshot SFX (Niko - RPG Maker)

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