S.A.L.T. But Only The Results I Lose

It was split for quite a while, but as time went on, the true victor of R1M1 emerged. 
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JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS TAKE THIS MATCH!

JATP/ 75(51.7%)
VANNA/ 70 (48.3%)

Nicole/ I'd kindly suggest you never cross me or my teammates again you spineless creep, lest you face my wrath.
Josie/ ....least it's a new experience, y'all!
Tom/ [He is still cup shaped.]

RESULTS BUILD-UP BY CheeseFestivities#0326
VICTORY THEMES BY ender#3711

- R1M1 - HERE ARE THE RESULTS -

Who won? You might be surprised..
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Or not.

ULTRAFUNKY TAKES THIS MATCH!

FUNKY: 82.4% (112 VOTES)
LATM: 17.6% (24 VOTES)

Funky: T-that's WORLD RECORD STOMPAGE!! YEA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

VICTHEME: ender#3711
BUILDUP: CheeseFestivities#0326
DISCORD: discord.com/invite/9QeKGYb

I might have severely misjudged the amount of Funky support when seeding bracket.

- R1M2 - HERE ARE THE RESULTS -

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OVER JUSTICE: I've had just about enough of your monkey business, fiend! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!!

OVER JUSTICE - 56.4% (146 Votes)
ETEMON - 43.6% (113 Votes)

[LR1 M7 Results] Etemon Vs. Over Justice

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GIANT ENEMY SPIDER: {Bf t t b psh} (We don't need you, we've got an Easy Bake Oven!)

GIANT ENEMY DUO - 64.5% (187 Votes)
TONIO TRUSSARDI - 35.5% (103 Votes)

[LR1 M8 Results] Tonio Trussardi Vs. Giant Enemy Duo

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TAKUMI: Go back to rock, street racing just isn't your style.

TAKUMI FUJIWARA - 59.4% (126 Votes)
LORD RAPTOR - 40.6% (86 Votes)

[WR2 M7 Results] Takumi Fujiwara Vs. Lord Raptor

“Die to War” is a requiem for humanity’s contradictions — beauty versus brutality, faith versus greed. A sonic apocalypse where love and violence share the same pulse. When the city burns, the heart still beats — but only to explode.

[Intro]
Born to love, born to hold
We cradle hearts but sell our souls
Forged for touch, we learn to fold
Build our graves where flowers grow

Cities shine, we trade for chrome
We trade a home for plastic thrones
Feed machines with children's bones
Sing lullabies while thunder roars

(Spit) We write our names in ashes, sign the sky with credit lines.
We seed the ground with iron, sell salvation on the dot-com shrine.
Born for love — we turn to noise; kissing lips then firing toys.
Ticking hearts, ticking time — watch the empire self-implode.

[Pre-Chorus]
We were soft as summer rain, (A)
Now we hammer iron in the vein. (A)
Love turned currency and pain, (B)
We burn the bridges we would name. 

[Chorus]
Born to love — we built the war,
Hands that heal now break the door.
Born to hold — we let it burn,
Ashes fall, and lessons learn.

(Born to love) We light the flame,
(Die to war) We call your name.
Born to love — we made the war,
(Feel it) Hear the city roar.

[Verse 2]
Soldiers march on neon streets, (A)
Crowds applaud the cymbal beats. (A)
Promise peace, then market cheats, (B)
Sell the world for golden treats. (B)

Mothers shout and fathers fall, (A)
Glass and sirens, empty malls. (A)
We worship screens and neon halls, (B)
And rust the angels off the walls. (B)

[Bridge I]
FEED THE HUNGER! (SCREAM)
(SCREAM: FEED THE HUNGER!)
POUND THE HEARTS! (GROWL)
(GROWL: BREAK THE EARTH!)
WE SPIT THE TRUTH IN RADIOSTATIC,
(ROAR: THE CODE IS PLAGUE)
LOVE DIES IN THE CIRCUITATIC.
(CRY: WE BUILT THIS CAGE)
NO REDEMPTION, ONLY RITUAL,
(ROAR: BLOODLESS, DIGITAL)
WE ARE THE VIRUS, WE ARE THE RITUAL.

[Chorus]
Born to love — we built the war,
Hands that heal now break the door.
Born to hold — we let it burn,
Ashes fall, and lessons learn.

[Breakdown]
Drop into the pit, let the chorus bite,
Screams in stereo, neon black the night.
Crush the bones of comfort, stomp the truth in chrome,
We dance upon the ruins of the home.

[Bridge II]
RISE, MACHINE! (SCREAM)
(SCREAM: TAKE THEIR SOULS!)
CATCH, THE CHILD! (GROWL)
(GROWL: EMPTY HALLS!)
BORN FOR LOVE? — THE LINES ARE BURNED.
(STANCE: WE ARE STORM)
WE PRAY IN ADS, WE PRAY IN FERM.
(ROAR: WE ARE WARM)
NO MERCY GIVEN, ONLY FEEDS,
(ROAR: FAST, FAST, FASTER)
CONSUME THE STILLS, IGNITE THE SEEDS.

[Breakdown II]
(GROWL MACHINE)
SMASH THE HEAVEN, CRUSH THE LIGHT,
TEAR THE NIGHT, MAKE IT BLIND.
(Drop) — heavy chug, polyrythm, bass slam
WE ARE THE CHILDREN OF THE SIREN’S CALL —
WE RISE ON ASHES — LET EVERYTHING FALL!

[Bridge III]
SHOUT THE LIES! (SCREAM)
(BELLOWS: BREAK IT DOWN!)
BURN THE FAÇADE! (GROWL)
(GROWL: RAISE THE GROUND!)
OUR HANDS ARE DIRTY, OUR HEARTS ARE STEEL,
(ROAR: NO MORE FEEL)
WE FORGE THE FUTURE FROM THE TEETH WE STEAL.
(SCREAM: RISE!)
NO LOVE WILL SAVE US, NO PEACE WILL HOLD,
(GROWL: WATCH IT UNFOLD)
WE WANT THE FIRE — WE WANT IT COLD.

[Final Chorus]
Born to love — we built the war,
Hands that heal now break the door.
Born to hold — we let it burn,
Ashes fall, and lessons learn.

(Born to love) We set the fuse,
(Die to war) The city fused.
(Born to love) We made the war,
(Explode) — NOW HEAR THE EXPLOSION.

Die to War

when you come to the island i greet u with hospital don't b nervous

Tell Me What Death Feels Like

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JENNY WAKEMAN: Y'know, I guess you can find unusual teens like us anywhere. Good to know I'm still on top!

JENNY WAKEMAN: 151 Votes (61.9%)
GANDHI: 93 Votes (38.1%)

[R1 M4 Results] Jenny Wakeman vs. Gandhi

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LUPIN THE THIRD: Ugh, my throat still hurts from all that yelling...

LUPIN THE THIRD: 134 Votes (60.4%)
RABBIDS: 88 Votes (39.6%)

[R1 M6 Results] Rabbids vs. Lupin the Third

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RIGBY: A bunch of little penguins! Send 'em to the moon!

MORDECAI & RIGBY: 174 Votes (76.7%)
PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR: 53 Votes (23.3%)

[R1 M7 Results] Mordecai and Rigby vs. Penguins of Madagascar

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CAPTAIN VIRIDIAN: Nope, nothing in there. I'm actually kind of relieved, to be honest.

CAPTAIN VIRIDIAN: 154 Votes (67.2%)
GUCCI SMART TOILET: 75 Votes (32.8%)

[R1 M9 Results] Captain Viridian vs. Gucci Smart Toilet

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RUBY ROSE: You remind me of one of my teachers back at Beacon. Messy hair, kinda skinny, almost as much of a nutcase as you! ...No offense.

RUBY ROSE - 63.8% (141 Votes)
OKABE RINTAROU - 36.2% (80 Votes)

[R1 M11 Results] Ruby Rose vs. Okabe Rintarou

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LORD RAPTOR: No man, dead or alive, can catch the one, the only, LORD RAPTAH! Take a backseat next time, copper!

LORD RAPTOR: 50.9% (108 Votes)
OVER JUSTICE: 49.1% (104 Votes)

[R1 M14 Results] Lord Raptor vs. Over Justice

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OMOCHAO: Now, repeat after me: "For suppah, I- er uh, waaant a paaahty plattah."

TOP TUTORIALISTS - 53.7% (130 Votes)
GANDHI - 46.3% (112 Votes)

[LR1 M2 Results] Top Tutorialists Vs. Gandhi

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PENTA AXE GENERAL: I am the true tactical master here!

PENTA AXE GENERAL: 60.5% (144 Votes)
RABBIDS: 39.5% (94 Votes)

[LR1 M3 Results] Penta Axe General vs. Rabbids

Art in PFP by: @mr-porkchop777

Banner art by https://twitter.com/NKNK_NGRMS

Hi, I'm Ashley, although the names Ash and Sacred are fine too.

Formerly Sacred Snorlax.

Just a person who likes Pokemon and Vocaloid, especially Inabaku Mori.

Here is my youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/MinecraftFunnyMomentsSacredSnorlaxReal
I am Minecraft Funny Moments, if you see this channel telling you to take down my music then that's because it is me. I changed the name back to Sacred Snorlax (and now Sacred) but, when this channel asks you to take down my music then it's me and you should because you didn't get permission to upload it!

I am still blocked by Team Switched

This account is no longer active, as we have run out of upload time. You can view our current account right here: @salt-part-four

As well as our previous accounts: @salt-part-one @salt-part-two

The Strange Alternative Leader Tournament (SALT) is a music tournament in the same vein as SiIvagunner's KFAD2 with a double elimination format and 32 characters. Vote in matches to see who will take command of the SALT Diner!
Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/eyuxVS4

CURRENT CONTESTANTS:
Peacock
Lou Albano
Mordecai & Rigby
Okabe Rintarou
Jenny Wakeman
The Pyro
Captain Viridian
Niko
Lord Raptor
Giant Enemy Duo
Lupin III
Over Justice
Gandhi
Ruby Rose
IGOR
Top Tutorialists
The Joker
Duane
Penguins of Madagascar
Tonio Trussardi
Rabbids
Gandalf
Takumi Fujiwara
The Milkman
Penta Axe General
Murderous Goose
Etemon
The Add-Ons
Spring Men
Richard Cheese
King Knight
Gucci Smart Toilet

[LR1 M7 Results] Etemon Vs. Over Justice

S.A.L.T Part 3 ~ Happy Hour

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