How much weed did you smoke in order to come up with this?

"Crawling" - Linkin Park 
"Gangnam Style" - PSY

This track has been modified form the original. Listen to the original here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSEmycI7uro

Crawling In My Style

(UPDATE AS OF LATE 2023: The Hinge account has been paused on account of Things and Stuff. :] )
ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION:
And by "me," I mean "the human being running this account," and not "the monochromatic avatar that represents the human running this account." I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I am not a black and white woman perpetually wearing a mask and gloves in real life. But, hey, maybe one of you out there will have the (mis)fortune of running into me on one of these apps! And if you do, and you suspect it's me, don't be weird about it, m'kay? I'm just somebody, and I like my privacy on the whole, don't go spreading that news around.

As for the joke, this whole thing is composed of old ingredients. I made that thumbnail a long time ago for a more serious mashup about loneliness, but I never got around to making it, and I had intended to use "Why you always Lying" with "Fluffing a Duck" but while using a different joke. So it's an old concept with an old thumbnail, for a day where I really don't have anything else to post. Y'all are just going to have to put up with it, alright? No guarantee I'll have something this coming weekend either, since I'm moving again, but I'll see what I can do.

SOURCES:
Why You Always Lying - Nicholas Fraser (based on Too Close by Next)
Fluffing a Duck - Kevin Macleod 
The Time (Dirty Bit) - Black Eyed Peas
I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island (ft. Akon)
Various meme sound effects 

Take care, and stay safe out there!

Not that it's relevant to you all, but I was a hinge user

Lavender Road

Eminem - Mom's Spaghetti

Ramen King beat looped and sped up

https://git.ssh.surf/snxraven/p2ns

P2NS (Peer-to-Peer Name System) is an advanced, firewall-resistant peer-to-peer (P2P) DNS resolution system designed to operate independently of traditional centralized DNS infrastructure. By leveraging UDP hole-punching techniques through the Holesail library, P2NS enables seamless connectivity across challenging network environments, including those behind firewalls, Network Address Translation (NAT), Carrier-Grade NAT (CGNAT), and restricted connections like 4G/5G mobile networks or satellite internet (e.g., Starlink).

Yo, step into the shadows where the net gets decapitated,
P-2-N-S, Peer-to-Peer Name System, fully activated,
Decentralized DNS, no ICANN chains, we break 'em free,
Firewall-resistant, punchin' holes like a necro spree.
UDP hole-punchin' with Holesail, slice through NAT walls,
CGNAT, 4G, 5G, Starlink satellites, we conquer all.
Node built, Corestore stashin' data in the crypt,
Hyperswarm swarmin' peers, Autopass invites, no slip.
Dynamic IPs on virtual nets, One-niner-two dot one-six-eight dot one-zero-zero crew,
Hybrid resolutin', public fallback to one dot one dot one dot one, true.
Proxy HTTPS on 443, HTTP redirect on 80 blaze,
TLS certs auto-gen, root CA in your keychain maze.

[Chorus: Fast Flow Fury]
P2NS, punchin' holes, decentralized control,
No central servers, we roll in the P2P soul.
Holesail tunnels, hashes crashin' through the gate,
Firewall slayer, NAT breaker, dominate the state!
Consensus votin', claims clash in the core,
Master nodes invitin', joiners syncin' more.
Peer directory browsin', domains in the light,
P2NS reign supreme, in the dead of night!

[Verse 2: Architecture Assault]
Core components droppin' like bodies in the pit,
Corestore & Autopass, claims and votes, we commit.
Hyperswarm on SHA TWO FIFTY SIX 'p2ns-dns' topic hash,
Protomux multiplex, invites exchange in a flash.
DNS UDP on 53, resolvin' P2P to local IPs,
Fallback to Cloudflare, Holesail tunnels never trip.
Proxy H-T-T-P-S localhost, upgrades for WebSocket screams,
Directory servin' H-T-M-L, JSON dreams.
Holesail clients bindin' ports, timeouts at 5 min grind,
Virtual interfaces alias, IPs assigned in line.
Cert authority forge node, SANs for domains tight,
Core hash resolvin', auto-votes ignitin' the fight.

[Verse 3: Setup Slaughter]
Prerequisites: Node 18+, Holesail CLI global install,
Npm deps: corestore, hyperswarm, protomux thrill.
Mac O-S optimized, sudo for ports low, 53, 80, 443 glow,
Domainson preload, claims hash like blood flow.
Run as master: sudo node p2ns --master blast,
Load json, init core, peers connect fast.
Joiner mode: sudo node, invites request, pair and trust,
--clean flag wipes storage, fresh start in the dust.
Consensus votes tally, no disputes, no grief.
Peer.directory HTTPS, search and link in real-time,
Hybrid queries dig at one two seven dot zero dot zero dot one, public or prime.

[Verse 4: Features Frenzy]
Decentralized resolution, no censors in sight,
NAT traversal punch, direct P2P bite.
Dynamic assignment, isolate traffic in zones,
Hybrid mode fallback, never alone.
Integrated proxies, route through tunnels deep,
Hash-based routin', no public IP creep.
Invitation joinin', controlled growth swarm,
Votin' mechanism, resolve claims in the storm.
Auto certs, install CA, TLS proxy gleam,
WebSocket upgrades, real-time apps stream.
Stateful Corestore, logs prefixed debug,
Graceful shutdown, clean up the rubble.

P2NS

I did not make this, I just wanted to share this on soundcloud, link to the original video here: https://youtu.be/pto6cFTs8VE

Thomas The Frank Engine (ft. Pink Guy)

Spongebob X Renai Circulation

funny how i'm still able to be late to the memes that i took a part in starting. oh well. also please stop sharing this shit im tired of this damn song

how to piss off the steven universe fandom: the finale

Shelter Tutorial

God damn I wish there were vocal stems for that song

J83 - Bird vs. City

magicus inspired me to do this

aka i stole his idea

sorry

it sounds good atleast

a will smith song mashed up with a remix of a will smith song

NOTE: there isn't any Gakkou Gurashi in this mashup, i just put Yuuri in the icon because she looks kind of like Monika.

Doki Doki Gardening Club

Also on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIZNtHPLaWQ
(DOWNLOADS ARE ENABLED FOR THIS TRACK!)
This will be my final track (no, I'm not kidding), and I want to thank you all for getting me so popular on here. I honestly would have never expected it.  Before you ask as to why I'm leaving SoundCloud: I just don't have the personal time to upload here anymore, and not to mention I don't have as much fun anymore. From the very start, I wanted to enlighten others with my tracks, and I believe I've done this. Once again, I wanted to thank you all making my life better and allowing me to share my stuff with you. I couldn't have asked for a better fanbase.
Thank you all so much for listening.
My YouTube (I upload more regularly here): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm3eGs2etEOMzRX0iQ4QzqQ
My Twitter: https://twitter.com/CELSHDR

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