Time flew

Bred in captivity, but I’m the fucking queen
The ocean is my domain, not yours, human
Show up at my front door, you’d better think again
Fuck you, ya drylander fuck
I’ll chew your feet off

I’m not a shark, I’m lutrinae
A fluffy guy with tiny hands
Don’t fuck with me 
Or I’ll send you to Davey Jones’s locker

Valley go home, get the fuck outta here
It’s locals only ya fuckin kook
You’ve dropped in on me for the last time
It’s death on a stick out there
If you get in my fucking way
Get out of the ocean
You’ve dropped in on me for the last time

I’m not a shark, I’m lutrinae
A fluffy guy with tiny hands
Don’t fuck with me 
Or I’ll send you to Davey Jones’s locker

I’ll take your board
Bite it in half
Got a hydrofoil you cunt?
I’ll eat that too
Stand up paddle board?
A kayak, you kidding me?
Nice fucking wetsuit, mate
Shame if something were to happen to it

841 / 831

Otter 841

Sunslug

That’s Piano, I Said Piani!

A faithful reproduction of the original theme song to Chris DeMakes A Podcast.

Theme from Chris DeMakes A Podcast

Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark.

Just home studio demos of stuff I write.

Sam Quint